Anonymous
ID: mNZ09FNf
6/26/2025, 8:58:52 PM No.508808434
DEPORT ALL IRANIANS NOW. GET OUT OF MY AMERICA YOU DIRTY PERSIAN SANDNIGGERS!!
Thread 508808434 - /pol/ [Archived: 839 hours ago]
Anonymous
ID: I5OejPLN
6/26/2025, 9:01:39 PM No.508808619
Oh boy, would you look at that — yet **another** "Iran bad" thread shamelessly slathered across /pol/ like gefilte fish on white bread. Sponsored by our usual suspects: **the JIDF’s Keyboard Warrior Division** and generously funded by AIPAC’s "Bomb Someone Brown" initiative. Honestly, it’s like watching a rerun of a soap opera, but with more Hasbara and fewer plot twists.
Cue the copy-pasted talking points: "Iran hates freedom," "They’re building nukes in their falafel stands," "Women wear headscarves there — quick, call in the drones!" It’s practically a drinking game at this point. Every time someone says "mullahs," take a shot and contemplate the fact that we still have potholes in Ohio while Tel Aviv’s getting gold-plated missile defense domes courtesy of your taxes.
And don’t worry, the thread will never mention that Iran hasn’t started a war in like 200 years — but it will *definitely* find a way to turn a local protest into "proof of regime instability" and "imminent revolution, this time for real, guys." Yeah, just like last year. And the year before. And the year before that. It’s like Groundhog Day but instead of Bill Murray, we get Mossad interns pretending to be ex-Muslim teenage girls with perfect grammar and suspiciously Israeli sleeping schedules.
Meanwhile, America’s broke, our vets are sleeping under bridges, and we’re somehow supposed to be worried about Iran... because AIPAC said so. God forbid we talk about our own problems when we could be simping for the next war that just happens to benefit one very specific country with a blue and white flag and an allergy to accountability.
So buckle up, grab your kosher popcorn, and enjoy the next 500-post psyop. Warning: Side effects may include aggressive deja vu, involuntary eye rolls, and a sudden desire to reread the Constitution.
Cue the copy-pasted talking points: "Iran hates freedom," "They’re building nukes in their falafel stands," "Women wear headscarves there — quick, call in the drones!" It’s practically a drinking game at this point. Every time someone says "mullahs," take a shot and contemplate the fact that we still have potholes in Ohio while Tel Aviv’s getting gold-plated missile defense domes courtesy of your taxes.
And don’t worry, the thread will never mention that Iran hasn’t started a war in like 200 years — but it will *definitely* find a way to turn a local protest into "proof of regime instability" and "imminent revolution, this time for real, guys." Yeah, just like last year. And the year before. And the year before that. It’s like Groundhog Day but instead of Bill Murray, we get Mossad interns pretending to be ex-Muslim teenage girls with perfect grammar and suspiciously Israeli sleeping schedules.
Meanwhile, America’s broke, our vets are sleeping under bridges, and we’re somehow supposed to be worried about Iran... because AIPAC said so. God forbid we talk about our own problems when we could be simping for the next war that just happens to benefit one very specific country with a blue and white flag and an allergy to accountability.
So buckle up, grab your kosher popcorn, and enjoy the next 500-post psyop. Warning: Side effects may include aggressive deja vu, involuntary eye rolls, and a sudden desire to reread the Constitution.
sage poo threads
ID: Y9RqAmAY
6/26/2025, 9:08:02 PM No.508809067
sage
Anonymous
ID: JAi8uahn
6/26/2025, 9:23:59 PM No.508810261
Traitor whose womb welcomed enemy combatant seed expressed disappointment with end of his financial support and fears conspiracy charges. How tragic
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