>>508828481 (OP)ChatGPT is getting scary
>[House limps into the diagnostics room, pops a Vicodin, and stares at the whiteboard.]House:
Let me guess. Half the country thinks the vaccine is a government conspiracy, the other half thinks it’s a moral obligation, and somewhere in between is a guy injecting bleach because he read it in a Facebook comment thread.
Chase:
It’s a legitimate public health breakthrough.
House:
So was penicillin. Didn’t stop people from dying of syphilis because they thought it made their brain more interesting.
Foreman:
You're not actually against the vaccine, are you?
House:
Of course not. I'm against stupidity. The vaccine isn’t the problem—people are. You give them a seatbelt, and they take it as a challenge to drive into a wall just to prove a point.
Cameron:
But it saves lives.
House:
Yes. And yet, somehow, we still have an overpopulation problem. Weird.
Wilson (walking in):
Don’t you think you’re being a little harsh?
House:
I think I’m being optimistic. Look—if you’re offered a lifeboat and you say, “No thanks, I’ll swim through the fire,” I say let Darwin do his thing. But don’t expect me to hold your hand while you drown in your own lungs.
[Pause. He looks at the team.]
House:
Medicine isn't politics. It’s not a belief system. You don't get to have opinions on mRNA any more than you get to argue with gravity. You either get the shot, or you take your chances. Just don’t come crying to me when nature cashes the check you wrote with your ego.