Thread 508828481 - /pol/ [Archived: 706 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: IJ5rT6wKRussian Federation
6/27/2025, 1:17:00 AM No.508828481
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What would he think about Covid shots ?
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Anonymous ID: vjPCcR9tUnited States
6/27/2025, 1:25:21 AM No.508829155
>hollywood slave
Vaccines are Safe & Effective™ and you're an Idiot™ for refusing. Someone call security.
Anonymous ID: u/lqNAsfSweden
6/27/2025, 1:26:21 AM No.508829236
fictional character
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Anonymous ID: fanz6sSpUnited States
6/27/2025, 1:28:19 AM No.508829383
>>508828481 (OP)
>more mouse bites!
Anonymous ID: l3enzUiRFinland
6/27/2025, 1:30:10 AM No.508829504
>>508828481 (OP)
i feel fucking dirty for liking that show when i was a retarded teenager
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Anonymous ID: IJ5rT6wKRussian Federation
6/27/2025, 1:47:10 AM No.508830744
>>508829504
its has very comfy 00's vibe about it, i rewatched it recently
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Anonymous ID: RU1XEHsjSingapore
6/27/2025, 1:50:45 AM No.508831009
>>508828481 (OP)
He will be tricked too, most doctors are as arrogant, most doctors are making a living, they won't want to lose their job and license over covid, in fact they won't even look closer because they don't want to know, they rather stay out of it because then they will feel somewhat of a guilt.
Anonymous ID: fns5sYUU
6/27/2025, 1:53:26 AM No.508831222
>>508828481 (OP)
ChatGPT is getting scary

>[House limps into the diagnostics room, pops a Vicodin, and stares at the whiteboard.]

House:
Let me guess. Half the country thinks the vaccine is a government conspiracy, the other half thinks it’s a moral obligation, and somewhere in between is a guy injecting bleach because he read it in a Facebook comment thread.

Chase:
It’s a legitimate public health breakthrough.

House:
So was penicillin. Didn’t stop people from dying of syphilis because they thought it made their brain more interesting.

Foreman:
You're not actually against the vaccine, are you?

House:
Of course not. I'm against stupidity. The vaccine isn’t the problem—people are. You give them a seatbelt, and they take it as a challenge to drive into a wall just to prove a point.

Cameron:
But it saves lives.

House:
Yes. And yet, somehow, we still have an overpopulation problem. Weird.

Wilson (walking in):
Don’t you think you’re being a little harsh?

House:
I think I’m being optimistic. Look—if you’re offered a lifeboat and you say, “No thanks, I’ll swim through the fire,” I say let Darwin do his thing. But don’t expect me to hold your hand while you drown in your own lungs.

[Pause. He looks at the team.]

House:
Medicine isn't politics. It’s not a belief system. You don't get to have opinions on mRNA any more than you get to argue with gravity. You either get the shot, or you take your chances. Just don’t come crying to me when nature cashes the check you wrote with your ego.
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Anonymous ID: Ttt7vEKqUnited Kingdom
6/27/2025, 1:57:52 AM No.508831516
>>508830744
Peak of civilisation basically. Now it'd just be house dealing with HR and doomscrolling
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Anonymous ID: URch74feBulgaria
6/27/2025, 1:58:02 AM No.508831529
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>>508828481 (OP)
Remembering some episodes in hindsight the show was pure pro PHARMA propaganda, there were several episodes about women not vaccinating their babies and House mocked them and of course the kids had massive "complications" because they didn't do it. They were openly mocking them, several other episodes of patients being afraid of some "medication" - same thing House mocked them and said they were crazy and should be in jail.
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Anonymous ID: PnU4nqwIUnited Kingdom
6/27/2025, 1:58:53 AM No.508831593
>>508828481 (OP)
>he needs mrna injections to live
Anonymous ID: dF7avAVyChile
6/27/2025, 2:01:21 AM No.508831773
>>508831222
checked, also
>the safety of the vaccies is as proven as the effects of gravity
elemao
Anonymous ID: bqkVHfgPUnited States
6/27/2025, 2:02:10 AM No.508831834
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>>508828481 (OP)
He would have read the most current papers about mRNA vaccines and said "hell no". Not even getting into mRNA vaccine "fidelity", he would have immediately have noticed that the vaccine was only for ONE surface protein which will 100% lead to Antibody Dependent Enhancement, and ultimately to Original Antigenic Sin.
IF he thought COVID was actually real, he would have used his shady connections to get one of the WHOLE (attenuated/inactivated) virus vaccines from Russian, China, or Mexico.

>>508831529
In his defense, he didn't really like children that much, so making them tarded with vaccines wasn't really a drawback for him.

>>508828481 (OP)
I used to think he was gay but then I realized he was just British. He can talk like a normal person in the show, so why does talk like a fag IRL?
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Anonymous ID: URch74feBulgaria
6/27/2025, 2:10:53 AM No.508832477
>>508831834
>In his defense, he didn't really like children that much, so making them tarded with vaccines wasn't really a drawback for him.
He didn't like anyone
Anonymous ID: JOuRnOeQItaly
6/27/2025, 2:12:19 AM No.508832575
>>508831529
This is a common theme in all mainsteam medical drama shows
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Anonymous ID: 7SgUYkqZUnited States
6/27/2025, 2:13:24 AM No.508832648
>>508828481 (OP)
Lupis?
Anonymous ID: SkZFBPWsUnited States
6/27/2025, 2:14:08 AM No.508832691
>>508828481 (OP)
Hint: most doctors are fucktards and we would be much better off replacing them with AI expert systems and robots.
Anonymous ID: 45x26SflFrance
6/27/2025, 2:14:22 AM No.508832710
>>508830744
>>508831516
>Peak of civilisation basically. Now it'd just be house dealing with HR and doomscrolling
One of the most important aspect of a civilized nation is that it's safeguarded against external and internal threats. So no I don't think this was peak civilization. The comfy feeling is because everyone is white in a nice Western country. Now but a dream.
Anonymous ID: Tiz4l2QFUnited States
6/27/2025, 2:14:28 AM No.508832716
House is a trust the science guy unfortunately
Anonymous ID: URch74feBulgaria
6/27/2025, 2:14:29 AM No.508832718
>>508832575
true
Anonymous ID: h9uvApjEUnited States
6/27/2025, 2:14:37 AM No.508832727
>>508831516
HR is about to be shoah'd for causing unemployment crisis due to nepotism and spite.
Anonymous ID: 55LhbTCzUnited States
6/27/2025, 2:14:47 AM No.508832730
>questionthread
Anonymous ID: bbbuuECSUnited States
6/27/2025, 2:16:09 AM No.508832815
>>508829236
You have no internal monologue
Anonymous ID: /uY8TEWo
6/27/2025, 2:16:48 AM No.508832858
>>508828481 (OP)
He’d love them. You ain’t white if you don’t take all of them and max boost.
Anonymous ID: KhhriWfUUnited States
6/27/2025, 2:18:41 AM No.508832973
>House: Our patient is a 32-year-old male, local seafood vendor, came in with a fever, dry cough, and the delightful bonus of not being able to breathe unless it’s through an oxygen mask. His lungs look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
>Taub: so...pneumonia?
>House: Gold star for the jew! Pneumonia. But not the boring kind you get from licking the New York subway. This is the kind that shows up out of nowhere, doesn’t respond to antibiotics, and spreads faster than stupidity on Twitter.
>Chase: Could be SARS. We’re in China. The travel history—
>House: Nope. Guy hasn’t left Wuhan. No flights, no cruise ships, no sweaty karaoke sessions in Thailand. He’s more local than the air pollution.
>Foreman: any animal exposure? there are open markets here
>House: shut the fuck up, nigger.
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Anonymous ID: BZ3KYzOXUnited States
6/27/2025, 2:18:48 AM No.508832983
>>508828481 (OP)
He would probably figure it out by doing historical studies of the uses of mRNA therapy.

That show is kind of like the medical version of the Three Stooges.
Anonymous ID: /uY8TEWo
6/27/2025, 2:19:05 AM No.508833003
>>508831222
> Yes. And yet, somehow, we still have an overpopulation problem. Weird.

Not in the most vaccinated parts of the world. Doctors are shit and don’t know anything.
Anonymous ID: /uY8TEWo
6/27/2025, 2:20:14 AM No.508833081
>>508832973
But he has been to fort detreke
Anonymous ID: IJ5rT6wKRussian Federation
6/27/2025, 2:34:10 AM No.508834024
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>>508832973
nice
Anonymous ID: 0aKB94HRUnited States
6/27/2025, 2:48:26 AM No.508834908
>>508828481 (OP)
Is that bertie Wooster? I don’t think he ever talked about vaccination in the canon.
Anonymous ID: PakCCTrrUnited States
6/27/2025, 2:52:11 AM No.508835140
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>>508831222
Anonymous ID: PakCCTrrUnited States
6/27/2025, 2:53:34 AM No.508835215
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>>508832973
Best episode ever