Anonymous
ID: JMg5Jde1
6/27/2025, 1:58:29 AM No.508831562
I just got off work and need a laugh, Show me what you got.
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/pol/ humor thread - /pol/ (#508831562) [Archived: 837 hours ago]
Anonymous
ID: V7Y6M6/E
6/27/2025, 1:59:21 AM No.508831630
>>508831562 (OP)
I want to nut in a girlboss.
I want to nut in a girlboss.
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Anonymous
ID: VafBN1Kz
6/27/2025, 2:01:52 AM No.508831813
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Anonymous
ID: VafBN1Kz
6/27/2025, 2:02:26 AM No.508831860
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Anonymous
ID: VafBN1Kz
6/27/2025, 2:02:57 AM No.508831893
Anonymous
ID: VafBN1Kz
6/27/2025, 2:03:30 AM No.508831925
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Anonymous
ID: VafBN1Kz
6/27/2025, 2:04:38 AM No.508832016
Anonymous
ID: VafBN1Kz
6/27/2025, 2:05:13 AM No.508832072
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Anonymous
ID: VafBN1Kz
6/27/2025, 2:06:22 AM No.508832151
This one's old as fuck but I laugh every time I read it
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Anonymous
ID: 9eYQ++m/
6/27/2025, 2:06:36 AM No.508832172
>>508831805
Lol as the phrase goes: "the further the front the stronger the patriotism"
Lol as the phrase goes: "the further the front the stronger the patriotism"
Anonymous
ID: VafBN1Kz
6/27/2025, 2:06:57 AM No.508832199
Anonymous
ID: wn94c2G6
6/27/2025, 2:07:17 AM No.508832220
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Anonymous
ID: VafBN1Kz
6/27/2025, 2:07:45 AM No.508832260
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Anonymous
ID: c0/K+Ycr
6/27/2025, 2:07:59 AM No.508832275
>>508831562 (OP)
I have no openings because i forget all of that.
And i have to do that stuff each and every time, maybe with small increments.
I have no openings because i forget all of that.
And i have to do that stuff each and every time, maybe with small increments.
Anonymous
ID: NCXiFln8
6/27/2025, 2:08:05 AM No.508832283
>>508832072
Kek
Kek
Anonymous
ID: VafBN1Kz
6/27/2025, 2:08:25 AM No.508832306
Anonymous
ID: Tw0LMYp8
6/27/2025, 2:09:00 AM No.508832345
Anonymous
ID: S1LVPDe7
6/27/2025, 2:09:56 AM No.508832406
>>508831562 (OP)
Mi dulce niรฑo no hizo nada malo
Mi dulce niรฑo no hizo nada malo
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Anonymous
ID: pC1HC9lo
6/27/2025, 2:10:05 AM No.508832416
>>508832220
Yes, youโre old as shit. Covid was fucking 5 years ago.
Yes, youโre old as shit. Covid was fucking 5 years ago.
Anonymous
ID: VafBN1Kz
6/27/2025, 2:10:16 AM No.508832428
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Anonymous
ID: VafBN1Kz
6/27/2025, 2:11:30 AM No.508832522
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Anonymous
ID: VafBN1Kz
6/27/2025, 2:12:49 AM No.508832611
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Anonymous
ID: 9eYQ++m/
6/27/2025, 2:12:52 AM No.508832615
>>508832151
Thats actually not funny. She might kill this man or run away from him, at some point.
Thats actually not funny. She might kill this man or run away from him, at some point.
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Anonymous
ID: c0/K+Ycr
6/27/2025, 2:13:43 AM No.508832666
>>508832428
I once went into a brothel quite hammered but not too much, got some whore (my friend asked me to do that) farted in her face. She said some shit i said "at least i m not fat" i wasnt even directing that to her, she was angry complained to her pimp then the pimp saw me and just mumbled something.
I once went into a brothel quite hammered but not too much, got some whore (my friend asked me to do that) farted in her face. She said some shit i said "at least i m not fat" i wasnt even directing that to her, she was angry complained to her pimp then the pimp saw me and just mumbled something.
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Anonymous
ID: fsQtwo4e
6/27/2025, 2:14:09 AM No.508832692
>>508832151
I hope he's doing well and they had some kids.
I hope he's doing well and they had some kids.
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Anonymous
ID: ydwDzBWC
6/27/2025, 2:15:00 AM No.508832741
Anonymous
ID: fsQtwo4e
6/27/2025, 2:15:52 AM No.508832797
>>508832615
Nah man, the major provider for women nowadays is the govt, if she didn't go to the police, then theres prob something else on her part too.
Nah man, the major provider for women nowadays is the govt, if she didn't go to the police, then theres prob something else on her part too.
Anonymous
ID: 1RRHpbkk
6/27/2025, 2:15:53 AM No.508832798
>>508832522
fuck i lost it when the cat appeared
fuck i lost it when the cat appeared
Anonymous
ID: 2w3Zytxr
6/27/2025, 2:16:56 AM No.508832869
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Anonymous
ID: qHx6H8Ms
6/27/2025, 2:16:59 AM No.508832874
>>508832692
I don't have it saved unfortunately, but there was another screencap where a guy talked about raping his wife, and when she got pregnant she was happy and talked about it to family like they had been trying to have kids.
I don't have it saved unfortunately, but there was another screencap where a guy talked about raping his wife, and when she got pregnant she was happy and talked about it to family like they had been trying to have kids.
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Anonymous
ID: 9eYQ++m/
6/27/2025, 2:17:09 AM No.508832880
>>508832666
You guys deserve beheadings
You guys deserve beheadings
Anonymous
ID: dd9Ib8Zq
6/27/2025, 2:17:28 AM No.508832902
>>508832260
Can any fight enthusiast tell me what prevents one from just dropping a knee on the harlot's gut while she is presenting?
>Rape
Can any fight enthusiast tell me what prevents one from just dropping a knee on the harlot's gut while she is presenting?
>Rape
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Anonymous
ID: XO/EATIm
6/27/2025, 2:17:33 AM No.508832909
>>508831562 (OP)
Do you enjoy good music? Use headphones (not a jump scare but very funny)
https://files.catbox.moe/6jiebs.mp4
>>508831743
>>508831630
>>508831813
Do you enjoy good music? Use headphones (not a jump scare but very funny)
https://files.catbox.moe/6jiebs.mp4
>>508831743
>>508831630
>>508831813
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Anonymous
ID: VafBN1Kz
6/27/2025, 2:19:51 AM No.508833060
>>508832909
animal abuse isn't funny, nigger
animal abuse isn't funny, nigger
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Anonymous
ID: ydwDzBWC
6/27/2025, 2:20:47 AM No.508833130
Classic
Anonymous
ID: qHx6H8Ms
6/27/2025, 2:21:40 AM No.508833187
>>508832902
Its not real, anon. Actual pre-ground BJJ involves coming together and trying to trip or force the other person to the ground so you end up on top.
Its not real, anon. Actual pre-ground BJJ involves coming together and trying to trip or force the other person to the ground so you end up on top.
Anonymous
ID: sTxYCXOR
6/27/2025, 2:22:18 AM No.508833226
Anonymous
ID: XO/EATIm
6/27/2025, 2:22:19 AM No.508833228
>>508833060
Do you want to back to Toronto
Do you want to back to Toronto
Anonymous
ID: fsQtwo4e
6/27/2025, 2:22:24 AM No.508833235
Anonymous
ID: YjJRxJmr
6/27/2025, 2:22:27 AM No.508833239
Anonymous
ID: YYRbhMx8
6/27/2025, 2:22:53 AM No.508833267
>>508831562 (OP)
I just sent this to my ex wife
I just sent this to my ex wife
Anonymous
ID: Fs5WIyDi
6/27/2025, 2:23:10 AM No.508833290
>>508833060
Stop insulting niggers. He's a jeet.
Stop insulting niggers. He's a jeet.
Anonymous
ID: QhyMICqK
6/27/2025, 2:23:15 AM No.508833296
>>508832072
>When a /pol/tard tries to sneak into another board only to have his keyboard and autocorrect betray him and blow his cover
>When a /pol/tard tries to sneak into another board only to have his keyboard and autocorrect betray him and blow his cover
Anonymous
ID: sHl/t0iU
6/27/2025, 2:24:55 AM No.508833416
>>508832428
wtf man i was a paramedic that night, the place is a umiya sushi now but the woman did in fact die...she was an undocumented migrant however. we were all fucking shocked that it didn't make the news, even called news 3 lv and they didn't say a fucking thing about it
t. paramedic @ UMC southern nevada 95-12
wtf man i was a paramedic that night, the place is a umiya sushi now but the woman did in fact die...she was an undocumented migrant however. we were all fucking shocked that it didn't make the news, even called news 3 lv and they didn't say a fucking thing about it
t. paramedic @ UMC southern nevada 95-12
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Anonymous
ID: JMg5Jde1
6/27/2025, 2:24:58 AM No.508833422
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Anonymous
ID: VafBN1Kz
6/27/2025, 2:30:39 AM No.508833790
Anonymous
ID: qrViCd3k
6/27/2025, 2:33:31 AM No.508833976
>>508831630
Ugh! She's but ugly! Where are your standards at man? Are you black?
Ugh! She's but ugly! Where are your standards at man? Are you black?
Anonymous
ID: c0/K+Ycr
6/27/2025, 2:34:48 AM No.508834065
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Anonymous
ID: F5pCHWOm
6/27/2025, 2:36:20 AM No.508834173
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Anonymous
ID: 7yQHoHzZ
6/27/2025, 2:38:10 AM No.508834283
>>508832151
That's not rape. That's what she is for
That's not rape. That's what she is for
Anonymous
ID: QhyMICqK
6/27/2025, 2:42:45 AM No.508834556
>tfw you've been shit posting so long and so hard that you just don't know what the fuck you're doing
Anonymous
ID: RIZEoXcD
6/27/2025, 2:46:03 AM No.508834757
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Anonymous
ID: QhyMICqK
6/27/2025, 2:47:48 AM No.508834866
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Anonymous
ID: QhyMICqK
6/27/2025, 2:49:13 AM No.508834954
>>508834757
When you think about it, killing fags at that era, can't really be attributed to eugenics as much as to impatience
When you think about it, killing fags at that era, can't really be attributed to eugenics as much as to impatience
Anonymous
ID: 7Qx0nu5X
6/27/2025, 2:50:12 AM No.508835014
Don't you have to post blacked thread in /v/?
Anonymous
ID: ROowRtQ0
6/27/2025, 2:52:57 AM No.508835179
>>508831562 (OP)
5 openings is more correct
5 openings is more correct
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Anonymous
ID: xSI9XxJW
6/27/2025, 3:00:05 AM No.508835622
Anonymous
ID: UiDY14RX
6/27/2025, 3:05:40 AM No.508835951
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Anonymous
ID: JMg5Jde1
6/27/2025, 3:07:33 AM No.508836053
Anonymous
ID: 1bLiTdZ+
6/27/2025, 3:12:59 AM No.508836372
>>508831805
we are not so different, you and I
we are not so different, you and I
Anonymous
ID: 1bLiTdZ+
6/27/2025, 3:16:14 AM No.508836568
>>508834173
half of those jews were ours, yet they don't count as poles?
half of those jews were ours, yet they don't count as poles?
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Anonymous
ID: S+M+o53t
6/27/2025, 3:19:19 AM No.508836768
>>508831709
BUTTHURT SPIC DETECTED !!1 DISPATCHING I.C.E TO YOUR LOCATION.
BUTTHURT SPIC DETECTED !!1 DISPATCHING I.C.E TO YOUR LOCATION.
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Anonymous
ID: 2w3Zytxr
6/27/2025, 3:25:39 AM No.508837150
Anonymous
ID: 2w3Zytxr
6/27/2025, 3:28:50 AM No.508837344
Anonymous
ID: 1kUX0pNU
6/27/2025, 3:33:10 AM No.508837564
Anonymous
ID: jhjA5Gt+
6/27/2025, 3:36:50 AM No.508837753
Anonymous
ID: jhjA5Gt+
6/27/2025, 3:37:30 AM No.508837788
>>508832611
LOL
LOL
Anonymous
ID: OUNmQZp0
6/27/2025, 3:44:31 AM No.508838191
>>508832611
I feel your pain, bro.
I feel your pain, bro.
Anonymous
ID: KaRBqjmx
6/27/2025, 3:51:00 AM No.508838566
>>508835951
I love how Herb complains about the railroad being a plot of jewish takeover.
I love how Herb complains about the railroad being a plot of jewish takeover.
Anonymous
ID: Ig3iSgtn
6/27/2025, 3:51:05 AM No.508838573
>>508836568
Okay, from now on kikes will be considered as poles. Are you happy now?
Okay, from now on kikes will be considered as poles. Are you happy now?
Anonymous
ID: Iv0F1iAq
6/27/2025, 3:52:34 AM No.508838649
>>508833422
Judging by these clues it must be a huge dog with tiny feet.
Judging by these clues it must be a huge dog with tiny feet.
Anonymous
ID: 4FwGuaZv
6/27/2025, 3:55:01 AM No.508838807
Anonymous
ID: LW1FFzPw
6/27/2025, 3:59:58 AM No.508839090
Anonymous
ID: GtsMg4GO
6/27/2025, 4:02:53 AM No.508839276
>>508833628
I was just thinking about cannibalism. I've heard humans taste just like pork. I would only eat my enemies tho
I was just thinking about cannibalism. I've heard humans taste just like pork. I would only eat my enemies tho
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Anonymous
ID: BcETl7BU
6/27/2025, 4:09:29 AM No.508839673
LMAO,ไฝ ไปฌ่ฟไบๅฏๆฒ็็งๆไธปไน่
็ โpol humor โๆปๆฏ่ฎฉๆๆง่
นๅคง็ฌใ
้ขๅฏน็ฐๅฎๅง,ๅคงๅคๆฐ POC ้ฝไผๆฏไฝ ไปฌ่ฟไบๅฏๆฒ็ๅค็ทๆๅๅพๅคใไฝ ไปฌ็ซๅจไบๅๅฒ็้่ฏฏไธ่พน,ๅคฑ่ดฅ่ ไปฌ,ๆฅๅ็ฐๅฎๅง
้ขๅฏน็ฐๅฎๅง,ๅคงๅคๆฐ POC ้ฝไผๆฏไฝ ไปฌ่ฟไบๅฏๆฒ็ๅค็ทๆๅๅพๅคใไฝ ไปฌ็ซๅจไบๅๅฒ็้่ฏฏไธ่พน,ๅคฑ่ดฅ่ ไปฌ,ๆฅๅ็ฐๅฎๅง
Anonymous
ID: LW1FFzPw
6/27/2025, 4:09:46 AM No.508839684
>>508839276
Gross, then part of you would be made out of your enemies, making you your own enemy.
I would only eat my best friends, so I can bring them with me anywhere I go.
Gross, then part of you would be made out of your enemies, making you your own enemy.
I would only eat my best friends, so I can bring them with me anywhere I go.
Anonymous
ID: pIs5pnnE
6/27/2025, 4:14:20 AM No.508839913
>>508831709
yeah, when OP said that he just got home from work, you knew that he was White. niggers and spics don't have jobs. if he'd have said " Ah jus dun gots me muh gibz check!! I needs me some crack yo" then you would have known that OP was a shitskin, just like ((you)).
yeah, when OP said that he just got home from work, you knew that he was White. niggers and spics don't have jobs. if he'd have said " Ah jus dun gots me muh gibz check!! I needs me some crack yo" then you would have known that OP was a shitskin, just like ((you)).
Anonymous
ID: Th9ZP2gt
6/27/2025, 4:24:00 AM No.508840453
>>508834173
what about the Holodomor where we KNOW 5 million ukrainians were killed, whereas the jewish holocaust does not even have basic evidence and has serious flaws like the basic arithmetic for calculating how fast bodies can be cremated
what about the Holodomor where we KNOW 5 million ukrainians were killed, whereas the jewish holocaust does not even have basic evidence and has serious flaws like the basic arithmetic for calculating how fast bodies can be cremated
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Anonymous
ID: hQBDdGT2
6/27/2025, 4:33:14 AM No.508840935
>>508840453
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
Anonymous
ID: j6G7ylgO
6/27/2025, 4:37:14 AM No.508841145
>>508831860
This has serious potential for a hilarious gaslighting campaign
This has serious potential for a hilarious gaslighting campaign
Anonymous
ID: ee45ovjM
6/27/2025, 4:45:30 AM No.508841620
Anonymous
ID: MXC8WlGq
6/27/2025, 4:45:54 AM No.508841639
Anonymous
ID: pIs5pnnE
6/27/2025, 4:46:26 AM No.508841660
Anonymous
ID: pIs5pnnE
6/27/2025, 4:48:03 AM No.508841740
Anonymous
ID: pIs5pnnE
6/27/2025, 4:49:05 AM No.508841786
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Anonymous
ID: F5pCHWOm
6/27/2025, 4:50:06 AM No.508841849
Anonymous
ID: JMg5Jde1
6/27/2025, 4:50:37 AM No.508841886
Anonymous
ID: pIs5pnnE
6/27/2025, 4:50:48 AM No.508841896
Anonymous
ID: DUVEj8aP
6/27/2025, 4:51:25 AM No.508841931
Anonymous
ID: lreLanm5
6/27/2025, 4:55:50 AM No.508842161
>>508832406
May I see the video that goes along with this?
May I see the video that goes along with this?
Anonymous
ID: Ri6ekTQl
6/27/2025, 4:56:23 AM No.508842191
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Anonymous
ID: taZnd7fo
6/27/2025, 5:07:51 AM No.508842783
>>508842507
Does anyone have the black science man one?
>I can't tell you why the hallway chirps but I can tell you when it will chirp
Does anyone have the black science man one?
>I can't tell you why the hallway chirps but I can tell you when it will chirp
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Anonymous
ID: Xe+M6TP2
6/27/2025, 5:13:08 AM No.508843045
>>508834173
The numbers on that Wikipedia page change every time l check
>>508840118
where is this originally from?
The numbers on that Wikipedia page change every time l check
>>508840118
where is this originally from?
Anonymous
ID: zMvozqrK
6/27/2025, 5:27:20 AM No.508843816
>>508842191
400k almost 80 years later when only 2 million โsurvivedโ? Thatโs a lot of kids who should have been gassed for being under 15 and unable to work
400k almost 80 years later when only 2 million โsurvivedโ? Thatโs a lot of kids who should have been gassed for being under 15 and unable to work
Anonymous
ID: JrEoKmL8
6/27/2025, 5:56:43 AM No.508845251
>>508841786
The little smell they do eminate, I wonder if it's dead squirrel or butt insides.
The little smell they do eminate, I wonder if it's dead squirrel or butt insides.
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Anonymous
ID: mcF5oJhf
6/27/2025, 6:16:49 AM No.508846252
>>508831562 (OP)
New phone and this is the only meme I have that my buddy sent me. Help me out frens!
New phone and this is the only meme I have that my buddy sent me. Help me out frens!
Anonymous
ID: pZT25aas
6/27/2025, 6:33:51 AM No.508847067
>>508832615
You're right it's not funny. It's actually hilarious
You're right it's not funny. It's actually hilarious
Anonymous
ID: FOi3Qz1k
6/27/2025, 6:43:33 AM No.508847535
>>508832615
I do not understand how massive faggots like you literally exist and walk around wearing skin.
I do not understand how massive faggots like you literally exist and walk around wearing skin.
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Anonymous
ID: pZT25aas
6/27/2025, 6:47:27 AM No.508847726
>>508847535
Be patient, he's a leaf. They were all huge gay retards before they became jeets
Be patient, he's a leaf. They were all huge gay retards before they became jeets