White Zoomer shoplifters are based AF! - /pol/ (#508834656) [Archived: 868 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: Da2+TUsbGermany
6/27/2025, 2:44:15 AM No.508834656
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I witnessed your banditry in action. You two did the pair routine, body language right, correct form and all. You are lucky I am not a snitch like everyone else. I get it, I used to do silly shit like that when I was a kid too I was quiet the antisocial one myself back then.
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Anonymous ID: JjSCgBjXUnited States
6/27/2025, 3:15:06 AM No.508836503
>>508834656 (OP)
I have a decent full time job and a stem degree and i just steal from grocery stores like walmart because I can. My best is when they have little subways/pizzahuts/starbucks in them. My go to at Giant Eagle is I shoplift steak and milk, and go buy a 5 dollar coffee at starbucks and walk out the starbucks exit. I have done it for about 4 years and probably a few thousand dollars worth of steaks.
Anonymous ID: wJ6VPseXUnited States
6/27/2025, 3:17:16 AM No.508836640
They steal because they can't burn the place down
Anonymous ID: 0K2X+pwGGermany
6/27/2025, 3:20:57 AM No.508836869
>>508834656 (OP)
give me some tips niggers. how do I stop the alarm from going off
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Anonymous ID: +tOUwUMOUnited States
6/27/2025, 3:23:16 AM No.508836999
>>508836869
Don't worry about the alarm. Just keep walking at a steady pace. Nobody will chase you.
Anonymous ID: JjSCgBjXUnited States
6/27/2025, 3:29:34 AM No.508837375
>>508836869
It depends on what you are stealing and from where. I will tell you my go tos. Do not do this at Mom and Pop Shops. Only Nigger Jew Corpos.

For your own safety don't steal a stupid amount of shit. Just steal like 20 bucks worth of produce from like 2/4 stores.

Peel a barcode off of a cheap item. I used to buy 80 cent mini pies in bulk for prepowerlifting carbs and then slap the barcodes on steak. Easy way my bro.

2. In the Winter, layer a coat over a hoodie, maybe flannel, and wear cargo pants with big pockets.

3. Mimic scanning items at the self checkout. I do this occasionally and can feign ignorance.

4. You mention Alarms. Go put the item under your coat (in winter time) or perhaps in cargo pants or under flannel in summer. Go to bathroom and take out knife and cut E-TAG. If the employee finds the tag in the trash it will be easily traceable to you. There are two options to circumvent this.

1. Bury the etag in the trash and maybe even like shit in a diaper and throw it on top of it. No wagie wants to go through a shit ton of damp toilet paper and your shit for Walmart lol.

2. What I normally do is hide the Tag somewhere in the store where it would go unoticed for at least a few days. That way, too many days have gone by for the one or two security dudes they employ to go though days upon days of purchases to find it.

I have done this a few times, but never at stores where I hit regulary.

I hate jews. I hate corporations. I am in my 30s in the midwest and I hate that they ran out of my mom and pop grocery and hardware stores.
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Anonymous ID: JjSCgBjXUnited States
6/27/2025, 3:32:45 AM No.508837543
>>508836869
Oh, and you should wear a beanie and a face mask if you are in a big city. in a small rural town you may bring unwanted attention to yourself still wearing a facemask
Anonymous ID: 9jt6RQ0rUnited States
6/27/2025, 3:40:50 AM No.508837966
>>508834656 (OP)
Kroger doesn't want you to know this, but the bags of softener salt at the front of the store are free. I have 12 bags of softener salt.
Anonymous ID: XqEx07EhAustralia
6/27/2025, 3:43:28 AM No.508838135
>>508834656 (OP)
In my country we only have like 2-3 big chains and they have deals with eachother to price gouge consumers. So I often steal when I see absurd prices. 25$ for some jerky? lol. 32$ for some smoked salmon? lol. Fuck that. CEO recently got dragged on tv for being paid tens of millions and giving himself bonuses while a quarter of our country is nearly homeless. Btw letโ€™s import a billion jeets. Of course Iโ€™m gonna steal.
Anonymous ID: ieLDSYyf
6/27/2025, 4:10:55 AM No.508839746
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Here you go anons
Technological supremacy
https://shoplifting.tech/
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Anonymous ID: /Xzr6GXKUnited States
6/27/2025, 4:26:20 AM No.508840573
>>508834656 (OP)
I love walmaer more than i love white people walmart is my identity
Anonymous ID: nUzILXM3United States
6/27/2025, 4:27:01 AM No.508840605
Nice thread I would love to contribute but I have a giant shit literally peeking out of my anus at the moment so I'm gonna run to the toilet hopefully you guys have a nice thread going by the time I return. Bump
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Anonymous ID: zHXm+CuwSpain
6/27/2025, 4:30:31 AM No.508840780
>>508836869
Wrap the wares in tin foil.
Anonymous ID: vr1iv880United States
6/27/2025, 4:34:36 AM No.508841008
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>>508834656 (OP)
This reads like a missed connections craigslist post
Anonymous ID: zvyAESNnUnited States
6/27/2025, 4:36:27 AM No.508841101
Okay im back now ID might be different on my phone. I don't have any novel shoplifting advice but I do it frequently and ive always just put stuff under my shirt and walked out. Make sure it's a small item worth less than $30 and they wont really care enough to do anything. I've been stealing from this same store for months at this point and been caught twice, the LP guy just followed me out and then said im banned but he has no actual authority to do that so ive just kept coming back and nobody recognized me. Hoodie and COVID mask and you're unidentifiable as far as they care they're not going to do some deep investigation. Latest stole was some new grips for my bicycle and they were so fucking shit quality already peeling so im glad I didn't buy them. I use a bicycle when doing this since theres no plates for them to get and if they actually did try to get police they'd describe me as a guy on a bike and the bike is worthless so I just dump it somewhere and now I don't fit the description.
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Anonymous ID: OqTsRJDsUnited States
6/27/2025, 4:38:30 AM No.508841207
>>508841101
Ever consider not being a nigger?
Anonymous ID: 6nzIT8jzUnited States
6/27/2025, 4:39:01 AM No.508841235
Least white thread on the forum
Anonymous ID: vr1iv880United States
6/27/2025, 4:40:13 AM No.508841297
>>508841101
>switched to his burner phone to share nigger intelligence tradecraft
Do you get burner bikes for this
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Anonymous ID: BmIAQy7iUnited States
6/27/2025, 4:40:15 AM No.508841301
>>508834656 (OP)
I am thinking of starting to do this actually, the target where I live doesnt even check my backpack when I enter and leave. Just steal the small expensive stuff. Only thing that is scaring me is that the cameras will catch me and they will ask the security guard people to check my bag.
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Anonynous ID: A0ponC/2United States
6/27/2025, 4:40:59 AM No.508841347
>>508839746
>https://shoplifting.tech/
I ain't clicking that shit nigga
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Anonymous ID: 48lAO4hmUnited States
6/27/2025, 4:44:04 AM No.508841536
>>508834656 (OP)
reminder, white collar crime is protected by white Republican police and white Republican lawyers and white Republican judges.
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Anonymous ID: BmIAQy7iUnited States
6/27/2025, 4:45:43 AM No.508841630
>>508841536
Only people I see getting away with white collar crimes and all other crimes in general are kikes.
So yeah you are right in that it's "whites".
You can sell this faggotry to the boomers and other morons we know your shit jewfag.
Anonymous ID: zvyAESNnUnited States
6/27/2025, 4:48:30 AM No.508841769
>>508841297
No ive just been using my current bike which is this $50 Facebook marketplace rust bucket. My Walmart is surrounded by woods because it's a former lush forest they cut down for that so I just put it there before entering the store so they can't see it and recognize it
Anonymous ID: nUzILXM3United States
6/27/2025, 4:59:07 AM No.508842328
>>508841301
What are the security guards like at your target? At the walmart i've been stealing from for months the "security" (loss prevention) are these 3 fat niggers who have revolving shifts. Not intimidating at all. So if they follow me they have to just waddle behind me so if they wanted to check my stuff I could just walk away and they'd forget about it. LP guys are also told not to touch customers although if your LP guy is black he might not be capable of that restraint so as long as he's not physically impressive don't worry about it. You can legally just walk out if they try to check you. I leave with the entrance doors while the receipt monkeys are busy with a line of 10 people to notice me.
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Anonymous ID: BmIAQy7iUnited States
6/27/2025, 5:01:14 AM No.508842441
>>508842328
I just have black guys here too, one is muscular and the others are just skinny fat.
I live in a 80 percent black area so I doubt I could pull your stuff off. But I probably could just take some shit here and there if I do it quickly enough before the camera guy notices it. And I doubt they will watch me as there are literal hundreds of others around and most are black and stealing too lmaoo
Anonymous ID: U+zuxfrH
6/27/2025, 5:03:21 AM No.508842556
>>508837375
Stealing from large companies is stealing from everyone who patrons them in the sense that your theft gets reflected in the cost of the overhead and the price of the service.

In other words itโ€™s niggers like you that make the rest of us pay for loss prevention.
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Anonymous ID: vr1iv880United States
6/27/2025, 5:05:00 AM No.508842627
>>508842556
This nigga is acoustic as hell
Anonymous ID: BmIAQy7iUnited States
6/27/2025, 5:05:45 AM No.508842667
>>508842556
>umm no dont steal from le heckin corporations think of the CEOS children goyyyyy
Anonymous ID: O9FP4iJvUnited States
6/27/2025, 5:07:18 AM No.508842754
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>>508842556
jewish kike nigger. "PLEASE THINK OF WALMARTS BOTTOM LINE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NIGGERMAN SAVE MEEEEEE". i will steal from walmart until the day i die in the hopes that it will personally effect you and only you.
Anonymous ID: 4fI/qbHKUnited States
6/27/2025, 5:12:38 AM No.508843015
>>508842556
>your theft gets reflected in the cost of the overhead
This argument is, always has been, and will forever be, retarded.

Every corporation is charging you as much as they can. Every time. No company can afford to charge you $1 more for an item, but still chooses NOT to do so, out of compassion and largesse. They maximize profits. You are charged as much as possible before the decrease in sales offsets the additional revenue gained.

Raising costs cannot raise prices, because if the market would bear those higher prices, theyโ€™d already be that high
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Anonymous ID: vr1iv880United States
6/27/2025, 5:13:15 AM No.508843053
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>>508842556
thoughtful christian Black Man. "PLEASE THINK OF WALMARTS BOTTOM LINE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NIGGERMAN SAVE MEEEEEE". i will buy from walmart until the day i die in the hopes that it will personally effect you and only you.
Anonymous ID: gNeq6VriUnited States
6/27/2025, 5:16:19 AM No.508843226
>>508842556
>libertardian
>is retarded
color me surprised, annoying ass faggot
the prices go up forever, no matter what
welcome to reality post 2020
Anonymous ID: JjSCgBjXUnited States
6/27/2025, 6:01:57 AM No.508845508
>>508836869
https://graffitiguide.blogspot.com/2009/05/shoplifting-techniques.html

in addition to what i've already provided you all
love you
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Anonymous ID: ieLDSYyf
6/27/2025, 6:22:20 AM No.508846523
>>508841347
It's legit. They sell a variety of shoplifting tools such as security tag removers, EAS RF jammers, and special shielded bags that also prevent security tags from working. There's a few other sites that sell these things. Even Alibaba has some EAS jammers.
Obviously this is for professional shoplifters only.
You can make a crude shielded bag out of two layers of Doritos wrappers
Anonymous ID: DtalCjqfUnited States
6/27/2025, 6:47:57 AM No.508847748
>>508843015
Based Econ 101 knower
Anonymous ID: 0K2X+pwGGermany
6/27/2025, 7:26:37 AM No.508849691
>>508845508
>>508837375
thanks bro, just checked the thread now
Anonymous ID: SzxYCEIVUnited States
6/27/2025, 7:50:06 AM No.508850828
In kleptocracy, theft is virtue.
Further, when labor is no longer intrinsically worthwhile, theft is the only way one my independently accrue value.
Anonymous ID: +52I4U2WUnited States
6/27/2025, 7:57:12 AM No.508851122
>>508840605
Donโ€™t let that turtle head turn into a giraffe neck
Anonymous ID: i/mrNBe9United States
6/27/2025, 7:59:59 AM No.508851236
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>1pbtid
pajeets spam stupid bait and time-wasters because (You)s can be monetized as proof of shill engagement. their rhetoric is all scripted for them by the next caste up. your winning counter-arguments only incentivize them to repeat the same bait again tomorrow
Anonymous ID: i/mrNBe9United States
6/27/2025, 8:00:31 AM No.508851256
one such tactic
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Anonymous ID: i/mrNBe9United States
6/27/2025, 8:01:08 AM No.508851287
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there was never any good reason to share a country, a language, or the internet with pajeets.