>sir you cannot have that unopened beer on your cup holder
>why? b-b-because the law says so, you must respect the rules and order
>if you keep it there it might open by itself and forcibly pour itself into your mouth because....IT JUST WILL OK? now put it away or i ticket you

>>508838724 (OP)
Oh yeah the professional white knighting simps.

Don't drink and drive. That's rather simple.

>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST DRIVE WITH ONE BUSTED REAR LIGHT EVEN THOUGH THE OTHER WORKS PERFECTLY FINE AND EVERYONE CAN SEE IT JUST FINE

>>508838724 (OP)
Why wife doesn't me drink beer.

>SOME STUPID NIGGER STOLE YOUR CATALYTIC CONVERTER? TOO BAD YOU WILL NOT DRIVE WITHOUT IT, EVEN IF YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT I THE GOVERNMENT WANT YOU TO USE A FUCKING MILEAGE KILLER SO YOU VILL USE IT
>NO I WILL NOT GIVE ONE TO YOU, BUY IT YOURSELF EVEN IF IT COSTS A GORILLION DOLLARS

>>508838808
>unopened

>>508838948
There were 24 in that case you’re drinking, you only have 6 left. Finish them and write more.

>did you just park on the blue space without the fauci-approved blue sticker? oh my science this is literal trans disabled folx genocide