>Be me
>In Christian Living Class
>Teacher asked, "Who killed Jesus Christ?"
>None of my classmates raised their hands. They don't want to answer or don't know the answer.
>I scoffed. Smug smile between my face.
>I raised my hand.
>"Yes, Anon?" She asked
>"It was Pontius Pilate, Ma'am. He ordered the Romans to Scourge Him and Crucify Him."
>I expected to be praised.
>"WRONG!!! IT WAS NOT THE ROMANS!" The Bitch raised her voice and looked around the class.
>"Jesus Christ was condemned..... BY HIS OWN PEOPLE! It was THE JEWS who screamed for his blood! Don't misunderstand the Holy Text, Class."
>My classmates nodded with understanding and looked at me. My face got red. Utterly humiliated.
>"You may sit down now, Anon." She said with a kind smile.
>I'm seething. Anger bubbling in my chest.

HOW DARE THIS FUCKING WAGESLAVE HUMILIATE ME IN CLAS!?!?

>>508846854 (OP)
Jesus killed himself tho cuz he's god

>>508846854 (OP)
Never forget to blame the jews.

>>508847074
This. He knew He was going to resurrect that's why He didn't give a fuck. Literally the most based God. The Alpha and Omega.

>>508846854 (OP)
Imagine being such an abrahamic slave you have christcuck classes where you learn how to worship jews.

Well this seems like a fun thread with interesting and fresh debate on the subject
>>>>!!!NOT!!!

>>508847156
Fuck you. Christian Living classes were the classes where I had the most fun.

I don't know where's the stereotype of Christian Class being full of zealotry and Anti-Science but it isn't like that at all.

The focus of the classes were about the imperfections of humanity and how the Blood of Christ can redeem even the most evil of men. There's no fearmongering of "you're going to hell!" At all.

Most of the lessons were dedicated by studying the lives of the Saints and the Apostles and reflections of Biblical Stories and Parables.

>>508846854 (OP)
>not citing the creed as proof

ngmi

>>508846854 (OP)
God killed Jesus. It was the plan from the start. Judas was a saint, Pilate was a hero, and the Jews fulfilled their role as God's Chosen People. God blesses them all, just like he blesses you Anon. <3

>>508846854 (OP)
The jews are not to blame for Jesus death
Everyone here knows romans would kill anyone and a “fair trial” was just for show
We realize this 1000 years later after recording the worst of humanity
The jews had just lost 3 rebellions to the romans, they were a young and rebel people who were occupied by the romans
And of course Jesus was the child of a jewish whore and a legionnaire, which pissed jewish timmys the fuck off lmao

>>508847380
>Most of the lessons were dedicated by studying the lives of the Saints and the Apostles and reflections of Biblical Stories and Parables.
>So little christcucks Jew son of Big Jew killed evil Goy for trying to fight the Jews the chosen ones of GOD who loves the Jews as you should, now kids whoever sucks the visiting rabbis penis hardest gets a candy, hurry along now we only have another hour left to talk about how Jew McJewerson brought black africans and let them into the Goycattle pen to keep the africans safe and happy with the goycattle women.

All 3 are correct. It wouldn't have been done if none of these people conspired and cooperated. They had completely different agendas and authorities. Life and death can be very complicated.

>>508846854 (OP)
Your Pilot Leaf threads are more fun that this type.

>>508846854 (OP)
Did she also take her sandal off and threaten you with “this one” ???

>>508846854 (OP)
I admit it is kinda strange to blame an entire people for a capital punishment. no other book, movie or story condemns society for capital punishment they blame the government that implements it.

>>508846854 (OP)
How can you be on /pol/ and not know that "The Jews did it" was the correct answer? 99% of this board blames Jews for everything.

>>508846854 (OP)
kek

>>508847150
Based

>>508846854 (OP)
Humble yourself, take the L, and get on with it to be honest. And thank your teacher for the correction, it will do you good.

>>508846854 (OP)
hopefully you learned your lesson to blame everything on jews regardless

>>508846854 (OP)
Your teacher is correct. The Jews got so frustrated with Pontus Pilate refusing them, that they declared “His blood will be upon us and our children!” To force the issue and cause Pilate to give in.

"Crucify him!", shouted the Jews

>>508846854 (OP)
you wish church was that based

>>508846854 (OP)
> being this invested in a sandnigger story

>>508846854 (OP)
>Bullshit story that never happened
Ni hao, Chang

>>508847480
Pontius Pilatus didn't even want to kill Jesus, you retarded subhuman pajeet. The rabbis threatened to riot if he didn't.

>>508846854 (OP)
How dare you be wrong faggot, study harder.

>>508847150
>He didn't give a fuck.
Nigga read your bible. He was scared of dying and knew the pain he would experience, prayed in the Garden of Gethsemane and ultimately submitted to God’s will to save humanity and that’s what makes him based as fuck his mixture of human and God. He wasn’t some mythical superhero God, he was a man with all the fears we have and still sucked it up like a fucking champ come game day.

>>508847150
>>508850350
you know what would have been even more based tho?
not being a jewish manlet who cried like a little bitch for his daddy
couldnt been chad who popped out of the nails and grabbed a gladius and carefully pushes the roman aside and stuck it through the brainstem of some completely random unsuspecting jew he didnt even know, then muttered under his breath: "fucking kikes" and then the roman soldier was like, 'oh shit clearly theres been some mistake this guy aint some kike' and then the guy whose definitely not jewish just snaps his fingers at a nearby wench and summons her over and faces away from the soldier and does a quick flash of whats under his pants and tells her to tell the roman what she sees and her jaw drops and she hesistates for a long moment and finally says: a totally unmutilated healthy definitely not jewish penis, its glorious, befitting a god. and then hes just like: 'i know, now where are the rest of those kikes i am going to rain fire on these motherfuckers so you better clear out, bitch ill find you later', and then he whistles with his fingers and fucking pegasus shows up outta nowhere and he hops on without it even slowing down and they fly up into the sky and he waves the gladius in a windmill and it takes the shape of lightning and all around him he summons a storm of fury, the clouds turn red like a volcano is erupting somewhere nearby even though theres no volcanos and he yells out in a booming hreat chad like voice for all the white people to vacate the area, and because hes white and definitely not jewish, only they can hear him and none of the jews can hear him. and he flies around the town once, twice, eight times and then when everyone has slipped out to safety begins his charge. theres valkyries and vikings and what appears to be just random chuds from pol for literally no reason at all all accompanying him on their own flying horses and they all proceed to just mercilessly kill all the jews

but instead..

>>508846854 (OP)
She’s right

>>508846854 (OP)
>>508847480
>John 11:47 - 53
jews

>>508846854 (OP)
i want to make love to your teacher

>>508846854 (OP)
Czechia is 95% atheist and that never happened.

>>508855392
>>508847150
>>508850350
you got this dick tucking fairy manlet kike on a stick who got arrested with a naked boy and didnt even resurrect initially, they had to add it in a later edition, and then went back and fucking rewrote the ending of the first gospel to include it (which they still use to this day btw cuz its fake and jewish)

and now youre living in a cucked society wageslaving your life away with no purpose, sad and miserable, routinely being humiliated by a people with an average iq of 93 who have the most telegraphed behavior imaginable and 2000 YEARS LATER still are falling for probably the fakest, gayest and most obvious fucking psyop ever conceived of, praying to eternal silence, spiritually dependent on fucking jews and you wonder why your jewish god from the jewish book jews gave to you, the people who have an open decleration of war against you and that even the character himself says he wasnt here to reject but to fulfill has you left wondering why you cant stop losing and why he isnt showing up like he promised

like holy shit how did you even make it out of your dad's balls, you were his best sperm? fucking lmao just go to your nearest synagogue right now and tell jews you surrender, just bend the knee like the jews who invented your god said you would, because you literally do not stand a chance. you are cucked at every single iota of your being. mental, physical, spiritual, psychological, ways that humans have yet to properly even conceive of, youre cucked there too.

>>508854771
Ching Chong is King

Clearly you need to watch The Passion of the Christ, You Mel Gibson-let!

>>508856135
>trusting official narrative
Nope, nah, no, just not gonna.

>>508846854 (OP)
>he thinks the Roman's killed Jesus
She may have to put your retarded ass in the special needs class

>>508846854 (OP)
I have a pinay temporary gf, I wish I rawdogged her

Kys

>>508846854 (OP)
> You: It was a Roman
> Teacher: Wrong, the Romans did it.
Pontius Pilate was Roman you retard.

>>508856447
christianity has been the only narrative youve been allowed lol
you could not be 'trusting the (((experts)))' any harder if you tried

>>508846854 (OP)
The Romans shifted blame to the Jews when Christkikery became their state religion.

>>508856746
I had a Thai temporary gf once. Rawdogging her gave me herpes.

>>508856646
Jesus - a fictional, mythical figure

>>508846854 (OP)
She's right. Christianity is a Jewish derived religion for gentiles so they can groomed into serving the Jews. Zionist Christians are the end result of that, and Christian churches are now pumping millions of dollars into refugee resettlement programs in the west.

>>508856761
Nevermind I read it wrong. It was indeed the Romans, not the Jews.