>>508847008 (OP)I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is very close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys, but this disturbs me. It feel like a design flaw in women. Like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence, and make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're the ones having to sleep with a creature whose ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina, you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly lest they get inflated egos.
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.