Learn. To cook. For women.

>>508848440 (OP)
Beta cuck simp. Women serve me.

women only want one thing and its some 'chi 'za

>>508848440 (OP)
Goddamn it Phil, what the fuck is that shit? Where's the mozzarella?

>>508848440 (OP)
Dinner ready is pizza?

https://youtu.be/pSe40tX-oTA?si=Y8ZHgiQisORMfZ5z

>>508848440 (OP)
Why is there a minute amount of cheese and why is it on the toppings instead of the bread

>dsp

>>508848440 (OP)
How do you make a fucking pizza look that unappetizing?
>DSP
Oh...

>>508848440 (OP)
How does DSP do it?
>Zero controversies
>Sixteen year legacy
>Chill and positive streamer
>Loved and supported by thousands
The man is too wholesome and positive for this world, now who's gonna match my $150 dollar donation?
LET'S SMASH THAT GOAL!

>>508848440 (OP)
My wife cooks for me, and does not work. Letting your wife have a job is cringe.

>>508848830
He jorked it on stream by accident once. Thought he ended it but didn't.

Phil, a real italian

>>508848440 (OP)
>Dough is a cracker that hasn't risen at all, and is burnt
>Nowhere near enough sauce
>Pre-shredded cheese
>Way too much pepperoni, didn't even cook and entire mass is just soggy from grease
Worst looking home made pizza ever.

>>508848440 (OP)
DSP would skip the pizza tutorial too, wouldn't he

>>508848946
Is he thick? I bet his cock is short but girthy, gives a nice stretch.

>>508848440 (OP)
>theycallmedsp
>disabled services provider
>retard pizza level

>>508849009
As if you don't know who the fuck Darkside Phil is. He's an internet legend

>>508848440 (OP)
>giant cookie covered in red corn syrup
yum

>>508848440 (OP)
Holy fuck that pizza looks like shit.

>>508848440 (OP)
baked it too long at a low temp so the bread dried up. rookie mistake

>>508848440 (OP)
bit a ranch and thats a proper za' perchance

>>508849009
The man is a genuine retard. there are multiple HOURS long compilations on youtube of this man being terrible at videogames designed for toddlers. I'm talking not being able to work out the controls for games like Legend of Zelda or Portal or Half-Life after several hours of gameplay.

>>508849158
I can handle the preshredded cheese and overabundance of pepperoni, I don't like it but I can let it slide. The crust being dense and underproofed, lacking sauce coverage, and oven being too low temp so that the crust burnt without the cheese browning are all disgusting.

>>508849158
It's not just that (if it's true that he actually prepared and baked that), he used too little flour and water for the mould/tray he used, too little cheese, too much fucking tomato sauce, cooked for too long at high temperatures. I mean, how do you fuck up this bad at a thing a WOMAN can get more or less right the first time if she follows the recipe.

Just order some take away innit

>>508849083
17pbp. I hate it when people think they can cook and try to make something like pizza. it always sucks. Pizza is an art thats why there are restaurants dedicated to making it.

>>508848440 (OP)
phil's wife has been gone for months, it's all a larp. don't believe his lies

women are terrible cooks.
its astounding.
one of the few things theyre supposed to do and men are better at it by a factor of 5

It's a good skill to have. And girls do like it sometimes but like anything in a relationship if you do it too often it becomes an expected, what's supposed to be a romantic gesture becomes an obligation you need to meet to keep her from getting pissy and then you're
fucked. The trick is to do it rarely but do it well and leverage those gestures into getting her to become a better cook and cook for you.

>>508849273
are you iowan?

>>508848509
I want a woman to look at me like that so badly.

>>508848830
You're either lying or completely fucking ignorant about him jerking off on stream once.

>>508848979
Underrated kek.

>>508851465
You're just a hater and a detractor!
DSP would never do something as salacious as masturbating live on stream.

What's with all the pizza poasting this morning? Shills hungry I guess.
This is because someone yelled " jew "
at Dave Portnoy isn't it ?

>>508851320
the trick is to fucking hit your bitch so that she doesnt get pissy. Just make pizza whenever you feel like it.

>>508848509
You may fascinate a woman with cheese.>>508848608

>>508848440 (OP)
my wife hates pizza.
But i make it anyway, more for me.
fuck her.

>>508848440 (OP)
wtf is that shit?

>>508849793
i have worked at a bunch of pizza places

the dough and the cheese are the trickiest ingredients and the oven has to be good too (aeration) the dough has to be somewhat thin not too thin and not to thick. the cheese has to be ultra low moisture and you cant use that much sauce at all (if you want a lot of sauce get a side cup to dip the crust in)

>>508848440 (OP)
36% crust

Imagine serving your wife that pizza and being fucking proud of it

>>508848695
As a Mexican, you wouldn't understand, but it's so she doesn't get fat.

>>508848440 (OP)
What the fuck is this post anon? it's bad to learn to cook? pizza is bads? man, I completely hate women like you wouldn't believe, I've started to actually hate my mom because now I see her acting exactly like my wife did. Women are imo worse than jews and still can't find anything wrong with the post or worhty of posting for any reason. Are you a fucking jeet or something?

I seen the jerkoff vid but it's been yesterday, not going to hunt it up.
Just what it is, some jerkoff jerking off like a complete jerkoff.

>>508848440 (OP)
Most masculine white """male"""
She also changes the car tires while he sits and watches.

Oh it's DSP nevermind. Imagine being so fucking pathetic you get more hate than Peter Scully.

>>508848440 (OP)
I'm a good cook. It hassn't gotten me any women though because I don't go outside or talk to women.

>>508849509
I tried to order Dominos earlier this evening but I can't speak Hindi. I made my family lamb, mashed potatos and steamed beans instead.