Based or cringe?

cringe for posting it

>pizza and smirnoff ice
this is kino
>bud light
this is reddit-troon-tier cringe

>>508849203 (OP)
Light beer is for queers.

>>508849203 (OP)
Sad based

enjoy redditor friend, now I want some pizza and beers

If you drink piss colored beer you are a nigger.
If you drink cold beer you are a nigger.

it is what it is. some of us are made to be hermits. no shame in it unless you make it that way.

>>508849203 (OP)
I thank fortuna so much for not making me a loser.

>>508849203 (OP)
>Redditor

>>508849692
enjoy your nigger colored beer

>>508849692
nothing better than an ice cold leinenkugel summer shandy. warm beer is fucking disgusting. It is no longer the 1700's.

>>508849700
This. Done the married/social/friendgroup life. It's exhausting and rarely even 10% more fulfilling (often less fulfilling) than the hermit/4chan & vidya all night life

>>508849770
MADE FOR BIG BLACK STOUTS
>>508849792
Cellar temp isn't warm you fucking bingbong

>>508849328
Im more of a shiner guy myself but that new garage beer is pretty damn solid especially for a light beer. All my beaner coworkers like the lime one.

>>508849203 (OP)
>be you
>drinking for the first time where doing anything loud or unruly could get you shot and arrested
based

>>508849203 (OP)
what's with that disgusting looking pizza

>>508849815
What vidya though?

Why would he rent a motel just to drink?

>>508849203 (OP)
cringe
>>508849294
thats not a fucking pizza, wheres the gravy? tis bullshit alfredo or garlic parm
and it has fucking spinach on it
only the softest cunts eat shit like that
waste of time, waste of money
and hes an idiot to boot
in my cunt you can get 1.75 liters of vodka 40%bvl for 20 bucks

>>508850324
turn based roguelikes (shoutout /rlg/)

>>508849203 (OP)
>smirnoff deicer
>american beer
>no pineapple on the Za
can see why this loser has no friends

>>508849203 (OP)
Ive been in thia exact position. we could hang out OP

>>508850324
world of fucking whorecraft

>>508849286
True, don't flex that on Reddit
Also no pepperonis L

>>508850329
maybe he's hired a prossie as well?

>>508849203 (OP)
A bit of both. The pic made me a little bit sad, not what he said just something about the setting, the lighting.

>>508849203 (OP)
veggie pizza, light 'beer', and watered down vodka....
this shit is why you have no friends

>>508850457
hc/anni? dont tell me your a pandafag... or wurst.

>>508849203 (OP)
I'd join him. I'd bring my laptop so we could play some multiplayer SNES games with two controllers hooked up to the hotel TV and get a real pizza with some sausage and pep on it though

>>508849203 (OP)
hilarious

>>508849294
Budlight's actually the patrician choice now that every normie hates it.

>>508849203 (OP)
Pizza is a nice choice. White pizza is great.

>>508850552
i leveled to 60 on anni in 12 days from launch and the guild i was in was running LC and every other guild that could actually field 40 players was runnign it too so it put me off and i havent logged in since i got rank 11, but i play retail religously so its no sweat off my back tbqh

>>508849286
fpbp

>>508849203 (OP)
that's one of the worst pizzas I've ever seen

>>508850399
Why would you put pineapple on a pizza

>>508850368
>wheres the gravy
>1.75 liters of vodka 40%bvl for 20 bucks
>>508850668
I don't like beer that much
SI is more like a soda for adults, and the pizza looks nice

>>508849203 (OP)
I feel bad for these kind of people but every time I've tried to chill with them they are incredibly clingy and overbearing. One guy in my apartment complex at the time invited me over for drinks, I figured he was normal enough so gave him my number. Next thing he was keeping track of when I had left for work and buying concert tickets on my days off expecting me to go with him. I told him sorry, I was uncomfortable and within 2 weeks the dude literally moved out after saying something like "I told my sister I had made a friend but I realize now I was wrong". Shit was super weird.

>drinking for the first time alone
Sad.

>>508850833
>my friends are clingy and overbearing
Oh no, my friends are too friendly, my pancakes are too fluffy, my shower is too relaxing

>>508851010
No. My friends are awesome. I've known most of them for close to 20 years. They have never been weird like that, if they were we wouldn't be friends now.

>>508850594
Right? What's the fucking point in mocking this guy. We all suck, we're on /pol/ for fucks sake.

>>508849286
Exactly, he should have just said
>What is everyone eating? I love those threads.
And yes this is political.
Oil butter cheese, and baked salmon.

>>508851262
>my new friend like actually enthusiastically followed up with me WHO DOES THAT which like totally gave me like the "ick" I was SO uncomfortable, Becky.
I think the problem is you. You seem rather schizoid.

>>508849203 (OP)
thats gotta feel heart wrenchingly hollow for that leddit faggot. I had my first drink with my family when I was 13, and an actual drink with my old man after great granny died. Fuck that was a long time ago.

>>508851010
>>508851619
You Americans are fucking insane. >>508850833
sounds like a horror movie start, I'd be weirded the fuck out if an adult acquaintance i just met knew my day off and bough me a ticket to some show. Like, that's schizo killer territory.

Alcohol sucks.

>>508850324
I hop back and forth between TF2 and Insurgency: Sandstorm

>>508851800
minority opinion, disregard
exhibiting weird behavior has literally always been met with exclusion from the tribe since the dawn of time

>>508849203 (OP)
Brain-damaging substances are cringe

>>508849328
I only drink 2 kinds of beer, Guinness in a bottle and Guinness in a can.

niggers

>>508849203 (OP)
Why rent a hotel to drink in it?

>>508851976
It depends on the social status of the one that is weird. If hes royalty, rich, powerful, or some kind of artist, they can be weird as fuck and people go along with it. If you are just some weird wage cager, you can get excluded on a 1st impression.

>>508849203 (OP)
im worse

>>508852479
Lives with his parents and they told him to get out of the house and have some fun

Reddit is for faggots

>>508849203 (OP)
He’s probably young. Not sure why else he’d announce this to the entire internet

>>508849203 (OP)
really bad for u

>>508849203 (OP)
Living on the wild side

>>508849203 (OP)
Bro is cringemaxxing, no cap.

>>508849424
why is a hotel sad? because you thought so in your head? only thing sad there is his choice of drinks and overdrinking

>>508849203 (OP)
A sign of the times.

>>508849792
these are great, they should have an organic ultra upgraded version

>>508849203 (OP)
kek even the normies are friendless. These are the end times.

>>508849203 (OP)
:(

>>508851807
It helps.you go through this life.

Based for doing it, cringe for posting it

>>508850702
wow is for faggots.

>>508849203 (OP)
There is no fun drinking alone. I get it, no friends, but then why not going to the nearest bar and buy some cool strangers a round? Probably under 21 I guess

>>508849203 (OP)
Cringe because wtf is that pizza even?

>>508852513
But he can go in the park and deimk there. It will be cheaper

>>508852773
No, it just makes you suffer even more.

>>508849203 (OP)
Spinach pizza ordering screams leftypol. He gets buttwiper and Smirnoff because hes clueless how to drink well

>>508852873
But it saves you money.
Money is everything in life.
You have money, you have life.
No money and you have no life.

>>508849815
My guys, if you’re made to be a hermit, you’re not posting about such things online if at all.

t. Future cabin enjoyer

>>508849203 (OP)

This: >>508850224 >>508850784 >>508852838

What's wrong with his pizza.

>>508852926
Shmirnoff will give you a pretty good hangover if you get fucked up off it.

>>508849692
The African extra is the best Guinness
t. used to live in Moorooka (Little Mogadishu)

>>508850477
Nah, mum is a born again Christian probably who would kick him out for bringing by a beer, as she’d be too tempted herself. Or his dad’s an alcoholic. Same difference

>>508852955
It's a Dominos pan pizza, they're good but they need to make them properly. They never have enough sauce. I usually order with extra sauce, but even then they don't cook it enough.

>>508850833
Checked
I’ll take “what is Autism” for 200, Alex

>>508852963
It is all the sugar I think, 21g in a bottle by the time you drink enough to feel drunk you're going to be sick or have a bad headache.

>>508853032
This is why I’m still here after almost 20yrs. For sharing radical beliefs such as this- >>508853027
anons, don’t go admitting to liking dominos IRL. Especially if you’re like me and preferred it before the recipe change.

>>508849203 (OP)
Is this a woman?

>>508853032
They are much better reheated. Pretty much any pizza from those shitty conveyor ovens is.

>>508849692
>LARPing as a Mick
You better had best be living in Boston at the very least.

>>508853268
My reheated Dominos went up to S tier when I put it in the freezer within about 90 minutes of it being delivered. reheating it from frozen >>>>> reheating from fridge

>>508849203 (OP)
Look it’s that disgusting deep dish pizza that dominos makes that only far gone fatties eat

>>508849203 (OP)
Renting a hotel room for some alone time away from family/roomies is perfectly fine. Very common in some cultures like Japan.

That pizza looks like disgusting greasy slop, but I assume he's American so that's forgiveable (if nasty).

TrannyLight and AlcoPop is where I draw the line. Both are only drunk by faggots. Just get some whiskey or wine or some normal beer. Not this faggot shit.

>if you ever drank a WhiteClaw you are either a woman or a tranny

Verdict: NGMI

>>508849203 (OP)
Sad. But he should enjoy it anyway

>>508852513
Go to a bar

>>508849792
Fucking based. One of the things I miss about living in the Midwest. I remember having an apple Leineys that was super good, but I never saw it again

>>508849692
>If you drink piss colored beer you are a nigger.

Anon.....Niggers in Africa love Guiness. You're literally drinking Guiness Nigger Export.

Cringe. If it wasn't a hotel, it'd be based but renting a room just to do it is cringe. It means mommy or daddy at home wouldn't approve.

>>508851010
I see your problem, you're some BPD woman so you're confusing "clingy and overbearing" as good traits. See, for the rest of us they're strong negatives as we don't like having some overbearing, womanish thing keeping track of all our time and attempting to control it without our consent.

>>508849817
not cold, not good

>>508853268
>>508853498

The two best ways to reheat cold pizza is either:
A. Air fryer for a couple minutes.
B. Steam it in a pan like you would broccoli.

>>508850368
True, I’m a tranny and I eat spinach pizza

>>508853592
Shut up fag i put vodka in my whiteclaws

>>508849203 (OP)
why the fuck anyone would need to rent a fucking hotel to eat a pizza and have some drinks alone?

>>508850792
You've fallen for the normie meme of meaningless discourse. Truly it is irrelevant what a man puts on his pizza if he is alone.

You've been socialized and trained to have this reaction. You're a tool. A pawn. I'd dare to say you're a soulless automaton groping at the social fabric, clueless to what could make a man an individual, and this would anger you, if a bot could experience anger. Oh how I pity you.

Also anchovies and pineapple are best pizza topping.

>>508854031
Oh yeah? You like suck cock too? Just drink vodka neat. You think Russkis chase vodka with whiteclaws too? HAHAHA FAG

>>508849294
>bud light is troon garbage
Yet you cannot justify this take in any way.

>>508850399

Not having pineapple on the pizza is the only positive thing about this pizza. I wouldn't feed this piece of shit even to stray dogs, looks disgusting.

I just ate creamy spinach pizza. I feel sad now.

>>508853952
Or just eat it cold because you are not a faggy-ass bitch-nigger.
Imagine owning an airfryer. Go back to plebbit, fag

I drink light beer mostly because I dont want to get fat(ter).
As you get older you learn to cut back on the things you love or you need to work twice as hard to enjoy them.

>>508849203 (OP)
Would hire a hooker with.

>>508853952
lol there isn't one ingredient on a pizza that would benefit from steaming

>>508854108
I'm not sending you free beer, spurdo :-DDD

>>508849286
Cringe for paying rent to the hotel jew and the liquor jew just so he could intoxication as his brain cells are dying offf. He should an hero himself.

>>508856120
Experience intoxication*

>>508854267
hire a cabin in the woods and make experimental psych rock for weirdos like me

>>508849203 (OP)
Based, booze is the only way to make sense of life. Well done. If you throw up, you drank too much, don't feel bad its the bodies way of keeping you safe, don't drive if you had an oz of booze. Get drunk don't facebook or social media. You'll regret it. Listen to music. Order more food. Eat well and enjoy the vibs.

>>508849203 (OP)
Reddit is a sad place
So many normalfags are just utterly broken and mentally gone.