https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJfo2d_GzF4

webm unrelated.

>>508856453 (OP)
>Indians think their skin is the reason why they're hated

wait till you figure out white people sit in the sun for hours to damage and darken their skin

>>508856656
they have no idea about the tanning salons and probably don't even realize they exist

>>508856656
thats so 90s we do self tanners now chudbud

>>508856453 (OP)
>it's just soap
kek

>>508856656
So fucking glad I didn't fall for that meme when I was younger.

>>508856656
Hahahah gottem. Dumbass timmies

>>508856453 (OP)
I would skin them and use their immaculate skin as mine.

>>508856656
One happens natural due to sun exposure the other is artificial due to the inferiority complex of poojeets

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Proving once again dumbs will purchase anything marketed well.

>>508856656
I turn golden bronze in sunlight like a fucking God.....
Don't try and link this to being the colour of literal shit.

>>508856453 (OP)
crazy

>>508856453 (OP)
Why would it make her blonde?

>>508862404
they are Aryan saar

>>508862344
based niger

>>508862404
well that's the natural process, when they look and feel white they then go and dye their hair and then go on the cock carousel to ultimately get to say 30-35 and then decry why there at home and even their cat looks at them with disgust

>>508862344
Japan, SOKO and China will have loads of women wanting their skin white, they use filters on social media as well to achieve the same

>>508856582
Anon honestly speaking, what's with the pol's magnified hate towards indians and is it a national phenomenon in the US? Are indians actually hated to the point of being shot?
Have you personally known a person form bharat?
I plan on to visit the US sometime, but pol makes me think i might get shot or spat on in my coffee or something as a hate crime

>>508862702
Everyone hating you is pure coincidence saar

>>508856453 (OP)
will indian men use this? theyll blend in perfectly then

>>508856453 (OP)
Blueshirt girl was nothing but helpful, and the moment the main girl got what she wanted she was an absolute bitch to her in return. Let this be a lesson: You can bleach the skin but you cant unnigger the nigger.

>>508862748
I don't mind online hate, but sometimes it turns into something like that what happened in Christchurch few years ago

>>508862702
Pakis in the UK are of course hated more than Indians but I also think that is more because their are more pakis than indians and down to islam and the grooming gangs. Pakis also may well get tend be bunched in with all the other islam so as a group they will get that branding of what islam is. Indians of course are separate (no matter what religion they are) and so will get the poo (TM) branding.

>>508862912
>but sometimes it turns into something like that what happened in Christchurch few years ago
you've got over a billion street-shitting redundant spares, i'm sure you'll be fine

>>508856453 (OP)
Holy fuck this is actually beyond psychotically evil.

But God damn are browns and blacks ever fucking giga-pathetic for partaking in this shit.

The way and look that brown girl has before and after clearly states that brown is bad and being white is the pinnacle of achievement and sometime to aspire to. This shit is fucking whacky af.

>>508856656
Most white people tan to look healthier and also to show that they actually leave the house sometimes. Looking like a pale ghost in the middle of summer is just weird.

>>508856453 (OP)
There is additional layer of things there. It's not only about becoming "White" it's also about Indian castes. Higher casts have lighter skin (due to Indo-European migrations) and "whiter" you are, the more beautiful you are to other Indians.

>>508856453 (OP)
And now they will be harangued by Poos even more

This advertisement is a parody of skin whitening creams.
9X used to be a music channel back in the day, a bit like MTV.

>>508862702
>what's with the pol's magnified hate towards indians
This has been explained ad infinitum at this point, but you guys refuse to listen. Your whole "culture" revolves about pathological lying and abusing anyone weaker and sucking up to anyone more powerful. If you add up being highly incompetent, never being accountable to your own faults, rape being your national pasttime, your putrid smell, the fact you glorify all things filthy and foul, the fact that you consume piss and shit, are weak as turds and ugly as sin just compounds the whole aspect. The whole India hate phenomenon just happened because people were forced to interact with you on a global scale by mass importation of your slave caste, there is no big psyop or anything, not even the biggest think tanks in the west have been able to have people across borders through the entire world universally on any single topic, the hate towards your kin is entirely organic because you are inherently antihuman. This includes your own people considering the whole indian dream is escaping india at all costs.

Once again you are gonna read this and ignore all the points, I honestly think your massive self delusion as a race is the result of genetical evolution to be able to function and survive in a society that is basically one big corpse river laden with feces.

>>508862702
Indians I met online and offline were always smug, shallow, arrogant, and smelt bad.

>>508862702
>whats with pols magnified hate
You know how when you see two fag's kissing in public, your automatically disgusted and want to throw up? It's just automatically repulsive, like seeing a pile of shit in the middle of the road or a dead body.
Indians elict the same response. It's not us, it's you.

>>508863449
>Looking like a pale ghost in the middle of summer is just weird.
just say thay you just got out of cooler
Captcha GTTMO...keke

>>508856453 (OP)
skin color isn't the problem, but if it helps motivate them to behave like actual human beings (dubious), I support it

>>508863592
Agreed fair and square
I think it's justified to be worried that someone from a obviously bad country is immigrating to my supposedly developed country and sharing space with me..
Immigration is something that we never face here obviously we don't have people form other countries settling here
So i don't have any experiences about immigration fair to hear valid points from your side of the narrative
But i also think your economies and policies are to partly blame, almost all of west developed countries have slow population beyond replacement you need immigrants for your economy to survive and it's like a double edge sword, you want them technically but not irl because immigrants and their culture is repulsive compared to your standards

>>508856453 (OP)
But what's the point of Yadursha lightening her skin in India, if the only people she will attract are Indian men??

>>508862702
Posh Indians were always kinda fine in low numbers because they actually integrated and half were already british indians (50% upper caste indians/brit mix), but the latest capitalist labour smuggle ring has been importing Indian low caste migrants into Europe, US and Canada, who not only have cultural clashes with the locals but rape and steal because they are low class filth.
Naturally this creates animosity.

>>508864717
Honestly i don't even know how their visas get approved
Are they being imported by scam work agencies

>>508864496
>But i also think your economies and policies are to partly blame, almost all of west developed countries have slow population beyond replacement
>You need immigrants for your economy to survive
That's the thing, you don't. All western societies were once great and built by their own people so people could grow and prosper. Replacement rate has tanked because relentless greed has made life and society highly hostile to its participants to the point younger generations are priced out of ever owning property or building families, along with several fronts of demoralization and societal programming to weaken communities all in favor of maximizing profits and cutting costs, just kike things.

>>508856656
Tanning is disgusting.
Any white ashamed of their pale skin is a retarded golem. I've never met a "tan white" in my entire life that wasn't a fucking retard, you can always count on them to be the dumbest gorilla retard normoid golem possible.

>>508856453 (OP)
>pajeet thinks their skin color is why no one likes them

>>508856453 (OP)
FUTU-TI CIOARA MATII.

>>508862702
You are extremely arrogant people who take exaggerated pride in your ethnic heritage and your ethnonationalism and when you are foreign you think this still applies to you, or you consciously attempt to shame people for being "racist" or "prejudice", like every other shitskin collective does in western society -- taking advantage of higher moral ethical principles for your own personal gain.

>>508856453 (OP)
Damn I just looked that up. That commercial is 17 years old.

>>508856453 (OP)
White is Wonderful

>>508862702
>what's with the pol's magnified hate towards indians
familiarity breeds contempt

>>508856582
Unfortunately it kinda is since you expect a white person. It's the reason why those dirty jews got into European despite being arab harem rapebabies loyal to their sandnigger retardation.

>>508862702
*PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH* FUTUTIII CIOARA MATIII

Also no *unfortunately* you won't get shot in the US cause these millennials, gen-Z and gen-alphas are a bunch of fucking pussies who don't know that you can get away with murder.
>Wait you can get away with murder
-_- you can also get away with shoplifting and not paying for the restaurant meal and not paying for that pizza you ordered.
> :O can you can you teach me this form of power?
mmm no >:) UNLESS you go blow up a synagogue. Fucking synagogues made of stone, fucking pieces of shits. Meanwhile christcucks' churches are made of wood that easily gets wet, cracks or can easily burn down.

>>508862702
I used to like Indians when the only Indians I knew were the gas station Apu and my Indian pharmacist who grew up here, Canada used to have really strict merit-based immigration but the standards were dropped during the Trudeau era we started getting spammed with stupid, smelly, rude, rapey bumpkins almost all entirely from Punjab, India -- I dare say that the Indians I grew up with probably hate them more than I do. I've heard comments that Indians who grew up here are noticing all non-Indians tense up around them, till they start talking and it's obvious that they aren't a FOB.

There is definite' 'anti-Indian' sentiment here that's extremely well deserved, it's pattern recognition. I'm a chink and I don't begrudge people for 'sinophobia'15 years ago when so many of us was behaving so badly and multiple plagues came from China, oops. The long term fix for 'raycism' is always in-group policing, if you don't want people to hate Indians you gotta behave and police the badly behaving Indians. In the short term though, I don't think you will have a problem visiting US or even Canada as long as you behave well, are respectful of why people are wary of Indians and rise above.

Please be aware that different races do have different smells and sensitivity to smell, especially smells we aren't familiar with. Asians in general aren't very smelly because we don't sweat as much, so we are usually the ones bothered by white people smelling like cheese and Indians smelling like curry, however, I've been told that sometimes Chinese reek of mothballs, which is also toxic, which is why I stopped keeping my clothes wit mothballs even though I grew up liking the smell because it's familiar.

Staring is generally considered rude, and when a man stare at a woman it makes her feel uncomfortable, this is especially so in Asian culture but also Anglo-White ones, though with Anglo-Whites, if someone catch you staring, give a nervous smile, shrug, and then look away.

>>508865074
Only nonwhites think you are tanning to look brown lol

>>508863592
>I honestly think your massive self delusion as a race is the result of genetical evolution to be able to function and survive in a society that is basically one big corpse river laden with feces.
Indeed. I think any biological white man would commit suicide if he lived in India. Hell even China is better ironically. Pretty sure any asian would instantly commit suicide the moment he looked at the polluted river full of shit & chemicals and then a bunch of fat pajeetas washing their clothes and their bodies in it.
A mammal is cleaner and has more IQ than an indian. It is exceptionally obvious that african & middle eastern genes have been irradiated by the sun rays & infected by a bunch of bacteria which obviously affected their minds. Your dog & cat is saner and has more IQ than an average bipolar schizophrenic jew/indian.

>>508862702
Indians are currently the most imported stock of people into the west, so you stick out like a sore thumb right now.

>>508865319
Agreed 100%

>>508856453 (OP)
its truely sad that they feel the need to goto such extremes just to try and fit in

>>508862912
We could only hope that it progresses to such a good level as that.
A Canadian Tarrant would be a godsend.

>>508856453 (OP)
>watch video
>everyone in it is a completely self absorbed overweight beady eyed cunt with a skull ripping weave having monotonous talking past each other sessions about shit they don't understand and can't afford without the government robbing me for it

Stock market is up at least.

>>508856582
It is tho, if they were without skin color they would just look like any old inbred cracker

>>508856582
fpbp

>>508862702
>but pol makes me think i might get shot or spat on in my coffee or something
no one is lynching Indians
the smell of burning an indian would be horrendous

I think this thread under pol has put out quite a few nuanced points which are entirely agreeable

>>508866389
Also why we smell curry is because a lot of north indians use cold pressed mustard oil, literally the most pungent oil and fry onions and garlic
A disgusting concoction of literally mustard gas and sulfur
Basically all that allyl compounds get into sweat
Face it almost daily here as well, but I've never mustered that courage to tell them to use a deo to mask that smell
I cannot even imagine how many of you must have felt given you've been with them up close, kek

>>508862702

I think indian hate is self explanatory
. Bad country
. Bad culture
. Bad smell
. Bad looks/behaviour/accent
. Overall bad
Rofl
I don't even see the point of saying the 'not everyone is like that' or 'oh I'm not like that' at this point

>>508862125
>>508862404
>>508863317
>>508863546
Look at all these fools falling for a parody.

>>508867071
Agreed anon.
Atleast you people are honest in your opinions, i smell no treachery.

>>508867465
It's a spoof of Fair and lovely cream, who actually made ads like that
9x were based
Fair and lovely renamed into glow and lovely

>>508862702
Just dropping in to let you know its not only the US

Your race is cursed. As simple as that. You worship fake Gods, stink, lie, are ugly, are rude, self-centered, egoistical. No reDEEmable good qualities and the worst of all.. the WORST of all.. is your english accent. Makes me want to punch your face

DESIGNATED
SHITTING
...
IV

>>508865074

>>508856453 (OP)
>replace white people
>whiten skin to look more like white people
All according to keikaku.

>>508866815
Deodorant works by killing or discouraging the growth of bacteria on armpits the usual source of bad smell -- with the 'indian curry smell', it's sulfur from eating undercooked garlic -- I actually got the smell once myself, picrel. I've seen a lot of Indian cooking webm where someone has their whole arm in the pot of curry or soup -- meaning it's not very hot -- I think punjjabs undercook their garlic because the weather is so hot they don't want a hot fire, and because it's so humid they don't have a lot of dry firewood. The cure is to panfried garlic thoroughly, Italians eat a lot of garlic too but they don't smell because they panfried it. I could use a lot of powdered garlic that's been baked before and I won't smell bad, but when I eat blanched garlic greens, I smell sulfur when I sweat or pee, and it actually burns a bit when I pee...

The other is eat fruit, if you eat pineapples strawberries, your bodily fluids will smell like pineapples and strawberries.

>>508862702
its not a hate crime if you deserve it

>>508862912
i wish, and hope it gets recorded as i dont watch porn anymore but this would be all i'll ever need

>>508856453 (OP)
>>508856656
>browns whiten their skin to look like meds
>whites darken their skin to look like meds
It really is that shrimple

>>508864717
an indian wrote this, post your fucking hand

>>508856453 (OP)
0/10 no tail.

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>>508856453 (OP)
This is depressing. You should just be who you are.

>>508863449
>Looking like a pale ghost in the middle of summer is just weird.
I strongly disagree

>>508864496
>slow population beyond replacement you need immigrants for your economy to survive
This right here is why you are hated why you will likely get spit on by the time you come here.
It's because you all lie in the most arrogant manner, as if you were a brown Jew.

>>508856453 (OP)
Friendly reminder that every single shitskin in the world, wants to be White. It's nothing new, it's always been that way -they want to be White, they can't and they hate us for it.

>>508856453 (OP)
I love being white so much bros

>>508856453 (OP)
people from latin america, africa, middle eastern and whole asian countries have been bleaching their skin for decades.
they use whitening creams and soaps and even the pills for people with vitiligo to get snow white skin.
nobody wants to be brown or black. there will only be people with white skin in the future.

>>508856453 (OP)
She looked better darker.

is that her real hair?

>>508862875
>you can bleach on the outside, but still be a nigger on the inside.

>>508856453 (OP)
jeets can bleach all they want, they are still ugly skinnyfat/fat goblins

>>508862702
Indians are just repugnant. I live near and attend a major university, and I see repugnant Indian behavior near daily. Y’all stink like shit and still have the audacity to ride the bus (and are likely to babble into your phone for the whole duration). Indian men rarely assimilate, they just kinda stick to themselves (that’s fine but it doesn’t improve your image any. the staring problem y’all have creeps people out) and you just plain don’t belong here. Indians are rarely studying anything out of a genuine passion, either. It’s all engineering degrees and medicine. Some of the more niche fields which don’t earn as much and which draw people in out of genuine academic passion are entirely devoid of Indians

>>508874096
they are brown jews. jews descend directly from jeets.

>>508862702
You are all inbred spineless gypsy scum.
Oh, and 99,999999% of you are more retarded than a nigger

>>508856453 (OP)
>white make-up, blonde hair, blue contacts

That's whiteface and it's just as offensive as blackface. We're a culture, not a costume.

>>508863449
Why do you care so much what people think about you? Are you a woman, or a gay man?

>>508862702
Indians skip and circumvent the accepted competition hierarchy practices in the US by pooling money amongst their tribes to buy houses and entire neighborhoods normally only affordable to the upper classes, and exploit all kinds of loopholes that devalue the merit based system (everything from their fake degrees to slowly taking over offices til it's just them and one token white guy they push all the work onto.
This "cheating" destiny produces a disgust response of course

>>508856453 (OP)
it's been a thing in India forever. Women don't want to appear "dusky"

it isn't just in India or the UK. Women do it in the US. Beyonce uses glutathione. it won't make you white but it will lighten your skin several tones

>>508856656
I need my vitamin D and I can't get it working at a computer

>>508856453 (OP)
HAHAHA WHAT AN OPPORTUNITY FOR SOME MINDLESS SHITSKIN POISONING

WITH HILARIOUSLY BRUTAL THIRD WORLD CHEMICALS HAHAHAHAH

>>508862702
Eh, I've hardly interacted with indians, but a few I met in my university acted stuck up toward me, despite the fact I am from here, and they are visitors. My doctor is an Indian, and he's a great guy, I feel bad for him, he talks very quietly like he is shy, but he helped me more than any of my other doctors. Eh unless you are in a bad part of town or in some podunk place in the south, at most you'll get someone making fun of you to your face. Also, don't mention replacing us as workers, even though it's true, we do need you right now, because the country was sabotaged by boomers. All the youth are pretty broke, and see ourselves as being betrayed for you. But anyways, I still think you should visit, and I hope you have a good experience.

>>508874865
60% of japanese women whiten their skin, about a quarter of the males do. I was wondering this because asians used to look a bit more tan in media, and now all the ones I see irl that make it to the U.S. for uni are like paper white.

>>508862702
I hope a train gets you, you filthy disgusting shit stain

>>508862702
>Anon honestly speaking, what's with the pol's magnified hate towards indians and is it a national phenomenon in the US?
Its not magnified, its unfiltered. These are everyone's thoughts, they just dont want to lose their jobs by stating the obvious.
>Are indians actually hated to the point of being shot?
Yes. Niggers especially hate you.
>Have you personally known a person form bharat?
Unfortunately
>I plan on to visit the US sometime, but pol makes me think i might get shot or spat on in my coffee or something as a hate crime
Hate crimes arnt a thing. There is nothing wrong with flushing shit.
>>508863317
>brown is bad and being white is the pinnacle of achievement and sometime to aspire to
Correct, no go the fuck back to your shithole.
>>508863697
>It's not us, it's you.
>>508864496
>I think it's justified to be worried that someone from a obviously bad country is immigrating to my supposedly developed country and sharing space with me..
The irony. Shitskins dont understand theory of mind due to their under evolved prefrontal cortex.

>>508879896
It's not everyone's thoughts, /pol/ is an echo chamber that is populated by people who got dumped here from r/thedonald, and neo nazi sites. It's more like it's the unfiltered thoughts of those demographics.

>>508879255
>My doctor is an Indian, and he's a great guy,
An indian doctor told my mom to mutilate my penis at age 3, and she did because she worships poos and niggers faithfully, to this day

>>508856453 (OP)
when i watched indian satellite TV in pakistan 40% of their commercials are for skin whitening products

its probably the best selling products in their country

>>508880422
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH oh boy HAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>508879255
>I've hardly interacted with indians
>>508880212
>It's not everyone's thoughts
I'm an IT manager in a blue state. I can't think of a single staff who doesnt have blue hair and hasnt expressed jeethate at some point with me. Even our HR director is fatigued at this point.

>>508862912
Maybe you shouldnt be in nations that despise you? Stay in your shithole manlet

>>508880661
I think he was getting paid for each referral to Dr. Gerstein who also gave me the full array of autism vaccines. I remember asking him what all those colourful little things (vails) in the drawers under the examination table were and whatever he said I remember being all good and nice about it. This the in the jew docs office, not the poo. The poo just got me mutialted afaik

>>508864496
We dont need immigrants or indians stop trying to excuse youre parasitical behaviour with intellectualisation coping you faggot. This type of toxic feminine nonsense is why noone likes an indian

>>508856453 (OP)
pajeets get laser surgery so that they dont have shit colored gums

>>508856656
>>508859204
No White person tans so that they can look like a shitskin. No White person with a functioning brain is ashamed of being White.
Shitskins whiten their skin because they hate being brown. There is no other reason.

>>508864717
True but also their ecological crimes are more coming to light, I just wish these god forsaken white wahmen will connect the semetic dot when it comes to manufacturing cheap disposable trinkets in shithole countries with zero capacity to enforce responsible practices thus destroying the planet and giving them an economy themselves to build more population infrastructure. Shitjeets are the most proliferated race on the planet at this point.

>>508881135
Kek I've actually had a jew doc before, buff old dude, he actually served in IDF as a combat medic I think. He was alright, never did anything weird to me either. But I'm not muslim.

White man here. The jeets can lighten all they want but I still won't fuck them.

/thread

>>508879255
15 years ago I was admitted to an ER with a dislocated shoulder, some broken english shitjeet came in and started to talk to my mom and I about surgery to relocate the joint. This wasn't my first rodeo and had my joint relocated in an actual emergency (arteries impacted) by a chad white shoulder expert who I kid you not simply twisted my arm and fucking karate chopped me. Boom back in no surgery, so I berated the Pajeet and said no fucking way, my mom insisted on finding another option after my outburst and he left. The two white nurses assured me there would be no surgery, one put a blanket around my chest and the other grabbed my arm and propped her foot on the bed and pulled with steady hard pressure and told me to breathe. Bam, back in the socket.

No shitjeet will ever cut me open.

>hear the story of every guest who comes I show him this arrowhead a replica of a Roman arrowhead from the battle of Yodeft, Yodeft was the first fortress in the Galilee that fell to the Romans later Gamla then Jerusalem a great destruction and I tell them the Romans are no longer here, that was their arrow and this is our arrow. The most sophisticated dart missile in the world and now i'm showing them another dart this syringe

>>508862702
only good indians come from these

>>508880212
Cope.

>>508880661
>>508879255
>>508879440
>>508880212
>>508881776

>>508863317
>The way and look that brown girl has before and after clearly states that brown is bad and being white is the pinnacle of achievement and sometime to aspire to.
Brown people are ironically more racist than white people

>>508863590
>>508867465
>SAARS IT'S PARODY SAARS JUST LIKE THOSE RAPE VIDEOS ARE STAGED DO NOT REDEEM
Kill yourself poojeet.

>>508862702
They'll let you in. They only don't let europeans with jd vance memes saved enter the country.

>>508865173
>black hair
>blue eyes
heres your fell for eye contacts award

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>>508872478
that doesn't work when you're a jeet

>>508864496
>But i also think your economies and policies are to partly blame, almost all of west developed countries have slow population beyond replacement you need immigrants for your economy to survive
No. The fiat financial sector needs to extend more housing loans to survive. Western economies as a whole are fine.

>>508865319
>Asians in general aren't very smelly because we don't sweat as much
You fuckers stink like the bat soup and fish sauce you eat. Everyone smells like the crap they eat unless they practice good hygiene.

>>508883827
Theyre chinks living in india. not indians

>>508864496
>almost all of west developed countries have slow population beyond replacement
Have you ever considered this is why the rest of the world doesn't look like a massive trash heap with polluted rivers? The only positive of Indian immigration is the ones that dont rape wont reproduce and this problematic solve itself.

>>508862702
>might
You will. Dont come saar.

>>508862702
We didn’t hate you when you stayed in your own country. Remember how you evicted the British? Now you’re doing it to us but you add NOTHING OF VALUE TO OUR COUNTRIES. NOTHING. YOU ARE NET NEGATIVES AND DESTROY OUR NATIONS

>>508862702
> what's with the pol's magnified hate towards indians and is it a national phenomenon in the US?
I had nothing against Indians until a few years ago when I moved to a US city where Indians are everywhere.
In the 90s and 2000s, the only Indians I encountered owned restaurants or convenience stores. Totally cool. No problems.
Fast forward to 2021 when I move to Austin and there’s fucking jeets everywhere.
Jeets are fucking dangerous on construction sites, can’t drive for shit, and are obnoxious in parks and stores.
Maybe 20 years ago the Indians emigrating to the USA were the best and brightest, but now it’s every motherfucker who can afford a plane ticket.
You fucking jeets come to the USA because your country is a shithole, but you bring your shithole mentality, your shithole habits, your shithole ethics, your shithole morality, and you fucking jeets turn every country you go to into the shithole you were trying to leave.
Due solely to how I’ve seen you jeets behave I would 100% support revoking ever one of you jeets’ green cards or naturalization papers.

>>508889355
Except that's not true. It has more to do with which species happens to inhabit the place.

>>508856453 (OP)
>A new IV drip claiming to whiten skin is rapidly gaining popularity among pajeets in the UK
Now this is something I can get behind.

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>>508856453 (OP)
Unironically the best Indians. Every race has its ups and retards.

>>508862702

STAY OUT FECES

>>508856582
Polar opposites of a subspecies.
One end shit skin, the other end bleaching.
Chances are you are somewhere along the turd spectrum yourself.