I CONFESS!
I AM A SINNER!
>I HAVE POSTED SLIDE THREADS
>I HAVE POSTED GOONBAIT
>I HAVE POSTED BBC SPAM
>I HAVE ENGAGED AND STARTED PAGAN VS CHRISTIAN FLAMEWARS, ON BOTH SIDES
>I WENT TO /SHG/ AND MADE PRO ROACH POSTS, I WENT TO /CHUG/ AND POSTED /K/OPE
>I USED MEMEFLAGS TO HIDE MY NATION
>I HAVE SHILLED FOR FREE

And worst of all, I confess anons....

I HAVE ABANDONED /POL/ FOR TWITTER
>I'VE ABANDONED MY HOME!
I'VE ABANDONED MY HOME!
>I'VE ABANDONED MY HOME!
I'VE ABANDONED MY HOME!
>I'VE ABANDONED MY HOME!!!!!!!!

>>508861318 (OP)
Fantastic. Thank you for the confession.
Now face the wall

>>508861453
What's on the wall, fren?

Yeah all good mate

>>508861318 (OP)
Amen.
Thank you for you honesty.
Continue doing the Lord's work and Godspeed brother.

>>508861703
Thank you, bruce. You are a real mate.

>>508861318 (OP)
You have broken free…almost. You never leave here. Go forth, spread the word away from this contaibment voard. Be forewarned traveller, of palantir, it will get you if you wrong think too loud. Might be safer if you stay here with us fren. We sre mighter in numbers. You csn stray, but the common denominators is chan boards. We shape the universe here. Isnt that right centcom?

In 2022 after ghost of kyiev story, i shitposted a few headline story type shitposts using fake news generator, one of the went mainstream, beez in kherson oblast killed a russian invader that wanted to steal honey.
There was also a story about a stray cat in sumi town that disabled 4 t90 tanks and died in the 4th one when a driver started the engine, got called out on bullshit on that one
Also posted over 200 videos of ukrainians dying but titled as russians instead, its easy to change colour of the tape on arms and helmets in videos, they eat it up immediately
Also posted a shitton of destroyed tanks from all over internet and sent it to oxyr cochroach to count as lost russian equipment to bloat the numbers
Also shilled for free in 2014 for pro russian separatists, but i dont really regret it
I was also really sad when assad got overthrown, it still hurts, he was my first and only real life hero

>>508862012
>he was my first and only real life hero
At least we still have Spongebob

>>508861318 (OP)
nu/pol/ makes 10x the slide threads as old pol. It's really something!

>>508861318 (OP)
It's not too late for you, brother. You can still repent, you can still make amends.

You will ignore slide threads.
You will report trolling.
You will report off-topic.
You will show your real flag.
You will gatekeep.
You will shun twitter, gayddit and discord.

I believe in you.

>>508861318 (OP)
>I CONFESS!
>I AM A SINNER!
>Tolk about memeflagging
>Think we fell in this goyslop about being (((italian)))
STFU kike

I tricked maybe three dozen redditors into volunteering in the ukraine. I spent 18 hours a day for weeks posting on multiple sock puppet accounts shaping a convincing narrative trying to get them to enlist. I personally sent over a thousand private messages explaining the process to them. I had an oppenheimer moment when the reddit battalion was hit with the rocket strike and retired.

>>508862820
Needs more fur.

>>508862844
Nothing to confess here.

>>508861318 (OP)

>>508861571
Nigger dicks

>>508861318 (OP)
I also like reddit but just for studies. Then ANIMALS belong into stables AND I AM A FARMER,

I confess to visiting 12chan hard candy back in the day
I confess to posting cunny on the day Moot sold 4 chan and was banned for multiple years.
Imconfess to being banned from every public platform in existance.
I confess to harassing the YouTube censors and horribly abusing the report function

https://youtu.be/Eo9pU1q8sy8?si=1UW902CitaKIKj3K

>>508861318 (OP)
>I AM A SINNER!
>italian flag
wimbledon is beginning in 3 days bro you better start preparing for it