Why would anyone bother with initiation or lodge approval or any other of that boomer horseshit if you can just buy some chap merch and get all the benefits of freemason membership by simply pretending to be one?
Pretending to be a freemason without being one is not illegal and freemason fags don't want you to know that!.

>>508865980 (OP)
I just greet cops with Hello collegue and they think I am judge or something and leave me alone. One time I had cocaine line on dashboard and they just said move along

>>508865980 (OP)
They have secret handshakes

>>508866128
You can easily fake it. Just squeeze their hand in a weird way while shaking it or just press with your thumb.
If you are extra daring you can accuse an actual mason of wrong handshake and call him out for being a fake mason instead. Fortunate favors the bold lol.

>>508866128
Inward folded pinkie.