If at 15 you pledged your soul to the personal god of some desert tribe in a public ceremony you failed the ultimate NPC test

>>508878934 (OP)
this gave me a boner

>>508879068
What the FUCK They can't show THAT on television?!

>>508878934 (OP)
Yes you should be baptized in cow shit instead.

>>508879221
>12111221211211 ERROR

Indoctrinating your children into a kike cult should be grounds for indefinite imprisonment.

>>508879221
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

well they probably develop very good immune systems

>>508879724
IN CHINA NO LESS.

>>508878934 (OP)
>if I pretend the FERTILE CRESCENT was a desert then God will stop existing!111
Nice try, Chaim.

>>508878934 (OP)
My parents did this to me before I knew any better.
The church also told me the Earth was flat, 6000 years old, dinosaurs weren't real, and that my purpose in life was to support Israel.

And then fat spic cunts on here wonder why I'm an atheist.

>>508878934 (OP)
did I fail the NPC test if my parents had me dunked in water for jesus?

>>508878934 (OP)
God is more powerful than a nuke.

man, these low iq posters. I was an atheist for so long... till I committed suicide, talked with God and fund out there is one, this is a test, if you want God, you get to be high up in that other dimension. you dont, there is no use for you. you are failing the test, I wish ppl like you were not around to have lead me astray. but, second I excepted God and jesus, guess what? he started to talk with you and send you dreams. you? youre cut off from it by choice. would hate to be you with whats coming. good luck mate.

>>508879868
Dude some of them think you'll go to hell if you don't get baptized, if your parents legitimately believed that, would you have wanted your parents to have not done that basically saying "fuck this gay baby nigga he can go straight to hell".

>>508879931
baby doesn't really have agency so no

Yeah I believed in God until I met him.
He's literally the fucking devil.
He also told me everyone except Jews go to hell.

>>508880039
I mean I was pressured by my parents to get dunked in water and ramble words celebrating a jew. It was an absurd and idiotic ceremony, and the religion it spawned from is equally retarded and cultish. The only reason we broke with that church was because the pastor's wife talked shit about my mom.

>>508878934 (OP)

>>508878934 (OP)
Yet you do even worse when it comes to worshiping politicians. Do you even read what you type you hypocrite mother fucker who can't fight? Cope and seethe, but not too loud, you might wake you mom up and have her ground you again.

>>508878934 (OP)
Christians don't pledge their soul to the God of the desert people.

Jesus specifically called the Gods of the Pharisees the devil.

Christians swear their soul to Jesus.

my parents took away my foreskin because of the stupid desert retardation

>>508878934 (OP)
>when your church has a dirt floor because you sent all the money to Israel

>>508882187
Christians see it as an investment.

Jewish Kabbalah explains that the current priest class (The Jews) are about to be demoted and Christians will return to their place.