Whenever you hear airships think of Hindenburg. Oy vey not Hindenburg! Fear balloon travel goyim, fear it. Anyways, how do you like your new seats?

>>508894590 (OP)
That is how you will fly to Mars.
6 months, pelvis to ass, with a bunch of people you hate.

>>508894590 (OP)
airship terror = the jews

This is fine by me because airlines with these seats will just become containment zones for non-whites/poorfags

>>508894590 (OP)
>how do you like your new seats?
I don't fly anymore
everywhere's the same

>>508894590 (OP)
how about you stop travelling asshole

Reboot of system v34.8?
When language is the virus we all right each other into the code ###
Old school v no school x human bot net v human bot.net
Burning rule book trumps phycop 101 rule one # no retreat no surrender to the death. Ping back.. check..You’re move

>>508896609
Same
I would rather drive to Florida from NY. Takes 21 hours. Flying takes 10 hours total (inculding train to the plane) but the humiliation ritual by TSA makes me seethe.

>do you have any weapons on you
ITS BEEN 25 FUCKING YEARS NOBODY HAS EVER SAID YES WHY ARE YOU ASKING THAT QUESTION YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER

>>508898669
90% detection failure rate during tests.

>>508899004
Funny story I did say yes once. I work for the phone company and the T1 for the Delta terminal was out. They send an armed cop to escort me into the basement phone room but made me go through TSA.
>Do you have any weapons?
>dude, my tool bucket is right in front of you, theres my razor blade knife, theres my splicers knife, theres a bunch of screwdrivers I could stab you with.
The scuumbag still patted me down and grabbed my fucking balls.

Fucking automatons

Found out the other day it wasn't the hydrogen that burned the Hindenburg, apparently it was basically painted in thermite lmao

>>508898669
>I would rather drive to Florida from NY. Takes 21 hours.
long drives are best drives
21 hours would take me to the Atlantic coast and almost back home lol

Same airport a year later.
>try to go through door to get to basement phone room
>stopped by TSA
>Only security can use that door
>dude I been using that door for 10 years
>no you have to walk all the way around (like 1/8th a mile)
>dude just open the fucking door the stairs down are right fucking there
>well you know its because of 9/11
>9/11 was caused by incompetent security like you

He opened the door after seething

>>508899924
Plus you can just throw clothes into the backseat and take off. Also I have done it 40 times and have found great food along the way

>>508894590 (OP)
now that's what i call a cuckstoel

>>508900245
Roadkill burger?

>>508900106
kek

>>508894590 (OP)
Imagine investing in this lmao

>>508894590 (OP)
Humiliation ritual.

>>508896609
thats not true i went to poland and found out you fuckers are very rude

>>508900983
Naw
I used to stop at this place in S Carolina on a lake. The best southern food I ever had like chicken fried in lard and ribs, corn on the cob and collered greens(with pork) .You could eat on the porch by the lake and kids would feed giant carp and turtles from a 25 cent pellet dispenser.

This seat better, Skesis only want what best for Goyling

>>508896494
That's what they'll tell you until the cattle seats become the new economy seats and economy becomes the new first class.