Steve Wozniak, The co-founder of Apple Just accused Elon Musk of stealing money, lying about Tesla’s capabilities, and conning the public.

Doesn’t this guy print his own $2 bills?

>>508898454 (OP)
Wozniak is a douche who sent his video game high scores into a children's magazine.

>>508898454 (OP)
He isn't wrong. Teslas (along with all EVs) constantly underwhelm and underperform compared to their ICE counterparts.
EVs are a shit idea for anyone who isn't an urbanite who drives less than 50 miles a day.

>>508898454 (OP)
did he finally notice?
genius iq at work

>>508898454 (OP)
He's not wrong, though. We are hitting Shadowrun levels of corporate corruption and government control.

>>508899022
>>508899189
And yet he was the true genius at Apple… Of course, what he doesn’t get is that Elon Musk isn’t the only one and that the whole system in itself is fraudulent.

>>508899312
Urban areas are more than 70% of the people in every country not india or Africa. This is the dumbest argument.

>>508898454 (OP)
They are both pieces of shit and I don't care for them. Now what?

>>508899189
So did Elon, but the scores were fake.

>>508899423
He had his history with Steve Jobs back then, and if anything I think Wozniak is just one of the few "nice guys." A total brains and ethics type of guy. Wozniak probably hates that people try to relate/compare him to Musk.

I've been saying this shit for years. Glad other people are noticing. Teslas entire business model is promising vaporware and then never getting around to releasing it.

The Tesla Semi is a great example. It's been what 5 years? It was never a viable product even on paper.

>>508899312
I had a chevy volt and I barely used any gas, and I could just plug my car in anywhere and get juice.
Was a great car.

>>508899189
He also created a erc20 shitcoin
cryptocurrency that only dumped on retail . Everyone thought because he was the apple guy it was a sure thing and then it slow rugged everyone

>>508899897
He's nothing like Musk though. He's just a nerd who hit it big. He doesn't have a harem and a troon son, and he didn't weasel his way into government or get punched in the face by the gay treasury secretary.

>>508899312
Tesla Model 3 is literally the best car I've ever driven in my life.

>>508898454 (OP)
I believe that. Musk is kind of a faggot. Steve might be too

woz is a treasure

>>508899607
Maybe in Yuroop, where you fags think driving more than an hour is too hard because you are all too soft. But the US is a large country where we regularly take 300+ mile road trips.
EVs suck fucking ass for that.

>>508898454 (OP)
Musk is based in this matchup because his cars are ok
But Musk with rockets has been a disaster, tho NASA also is a disaster

>>508898454 (OP)
FAT JOWELS

>>508898454 (OP)
lol! faggot wozniak is so pathetic. creates apple computer, get cucked by Jobs, haven't created anything since nor running an international company. tell me again why anything that faggot says is relevant or should be taken seriously?

>>508898454 (OP)
>jew thief cries about stealing
yea sure thing rabbi

>>508898454 (OP)
How is Tesla over-stating its capabilities, its just a fucking car. He isn't saying the thing also floats or flies.

>>508899423
>And yet he was the true genius at Apple…
if he such a genius why hasn't he came up with own apple since Jobs?

>>508898454 (OP)
Well yeah, Mush is a fraud. He will be in prison for fraud within the decade.

>>508900813
these are the sorts of angry, low-iq posts that keep me coming back

Could have said all this years ago, who cares about this retarded attempt at some psuedo-#metoo bullshit

>>508900077
I bet urbanite. Really you guys could just take the bus and save the environment even harder. In fact I think it's pretty selfish of you to even want to drive a car when you guys only drive <15 miles a day. You are literally killing all the canadian geese.

>>508901050
I commute about 100km a day...

>>508901144
>tis but a mere 60 miles
exactly my point, you are literally killing the planet, take the bus buddy

wozniak is an eternally butthurt loser. the only thing he is an authority on... these days... is being a butthurt loser.

this nigga happily bought a tesla at launch and boasted about it just like every faggy west coast pseudo-liberal did. i remember the videos of him talking about how much he loved it and how much better he was than everyone else cause he drove an electric car. go look it up.

he only hates tesla now that elon musk is an 'evil nazi'. hes a full fledged turbo retard. and he went and bought in/invested in some other electric car company(some shit no one has ever heard of)

whether you like elon musk or not steve wosniak is a still a faggot.

>>508901325
And you're some faggot that doesn't leave his parents basement or some insufferable country bumpkin that has absolutely no idea how life actually works.

Sorry you're too poor to afford a car like the volt.

>>508901832
I drive a loaded superduty little buddy and regularly have days where I drive 300 miles.
Sorry little bud, but you need to sit down and listen on this one, take the bus and stop killing the planet you evil monster.

>>508901832
>And you're some faggot that doesn't leave his parents basement or some insufferable country bumpkin that has absolutely no idea how life actually works.
faggot leaf. 90% of your country is country bumpkin territory. the other 10% are your 3-4 'big' cities that are full of foreigners. so you're either a canadian country bumpkin, or a shitskin urbanite.

secondly, even canada's largest cities are basically small towns versus american cities so even your city folk might as well be bumpkins too.

canada is a pathetic shithole.

>>508899407
Where the complaints?

>>508898454 (OP)
He's correct despite being ugly and jewish. More people need to call that guy out.
Be a visionary, but do it without lying and scamming.

>>508902404
>Be a visionary, but do it without lying and scamming.
elon musk popularized the first commercially successful electric car. thats a FACT.

elon musk launches more satellites/payloads into space than any other corporation/government ever has.

elon musk bought twitter and unbanned donald trump, alex jones, and even that nigger kanye west, and my grandma.

god bless elon musk. he has contributed infinitely more to humanity than anyone in this thread ever will. sit down and shut up faggots.

>>508901943
You're going to have to start doing your own work, pal. Your mexican slaves on your work crews are getting sent back soon.

>>508902404
I don't see faggot wozniak making electric cars or flying to space or offering space internet. without Jobs he'd be an incel fatso gooning in his garage to trannies to this day

>>508901943
You drive your bosses work-mobile don't you? Like a good little bitch.

>>508902187
No one asked you.

>>508903728
and no one asked about your homosexual urge that encouraged you to buy a chevy volt and then post about it on the internet. faggot leaf. get raked.

>>508902804
Yeah, through nasa, and government money. He's also wasted billions on his shitty super heavy rocket system, has been surpassed by a Chinese EV maker, and turned Twitter into a far right echo chamber filled with migger propoganda bots.

>>508903899
You and the other retarded American haven't added anything to the thread in terms of meaningful discussion but stupid
>let me tell ya this!!!
>ILL TELL YA HOW IT REALLY IS.
Abhorrent e niggers, both of you. Waste of time. Now stop crying.

>>508902804
Elon Musk hires other people to do all of those things for him.

>>508900813
>He isn't saying the thing also floats or flies.
Anon... I...

fake news

>>508898454 (OP)
evidence?

>>508899407
>He's not wrong though///
Kikes don't know where to bite from anymore. + ITT Wozniak chubaka mfer.

>>508904110
>Elon Musk hires other people to do all of those things for him.
yes, and? being able to hire the right people and properly manage them and thousands of others is a skill, a very important skill, the most important skill when it comes to running a business. whats your point?

he should be out there putting the cars, rockets, and robots together himself? fucking shmuck ass retard.

>>508898454 (OP)
What's the point? It's been proven repeatedly that Mr. Musk is above the law.

>>508899312
we wont be getting better acumulators for a very long time with all these fucking idiots in charge that take good care of our society.

>>508900571
>sitting in a car for 3 hours is hard work!
do amerifats really

>>508903910
Also let me remind you about the boring company. That never went anywhere. He was shilling it hard at one point.

>>508899312
Yup
>being sued because the "algorithm" that estimates mileage appears to grossly over-calculate how many miles you've driven, potentially ending your warranty early and misleading people about the true range of the vehicle
>the true range is what qualifies Teslas for government carbon offsets and tax rebates for purchases, so if they're overstating the range, they're arguably committing fraud with regard to those incentives & benefits
>vehicles are outrageously heavy, because of the half-a-ton+ battery, so they put more wear on roads and cause roads to require more maintenence, but EV drivers don't pay gas tax, which funds road maintenence
>vehicle's high weight means tread & tire requirements go up. You need to replace tires more often, and if you get a flat you have to replace both front or both rear tires, depending where you got the flat. Labor on them can cost twice that of an ICE vehicle. Alleged savings from driving an EV is mostly bullshit lies
>43% of their profit has, during certain periods, come from selling carbon offsets, not selling the cars themselves. The government keeps the company afloat.
The guy is a parasite who has attached himself to the government and lives off of it. The entire green industry/ green science space is that way. It's just more disaster socialism, in which people get convinced that the government should give your money to someone else to solve a crisis.

>>508898454 (OP)
I just accused Elon Musk of shitting my pants. I hope I will also get a 1pbtid thread for my stunning and brave revelations.

>>508898454 (OP)
Steve Wozniak's best friend was literally Kevin Mitnik, a world renown con man who invented like 50% of the social engineering vocabulary and even wrote the foreword for his book. Him and Jobs used to sell phone phreaking kits and used it to fund the creation of their first computer.
He's also a literal living breathing fucking basedjak

>>508898454 (OP)
Well elon musk is just ahead of the curve, it starts with those suckers with their useless degrees earning 100k a year for basically nothing. It is a fake economy for the most part, it is "virtual" nothing of value gets produced (obviously i m exaggerating).
The strong suit of burgers is tech but lets take a closer look do you think twitter or facebook is some miracle machine, it is something some nerds made almost 20 years ago. The jeet suckers and their code are just bots i hate these people they are also scammers but it is very well in tune with musk and the likes. You have to scam people in burgerland there is nothing hard work gives you if you dont do that. Obviously that is over simplyfied but that is the truth.

>>508906314
>The guy is a parasite who has attached himself to the government and lives off of it.
ok so instead of letting the government steal from him, he steals from the government instead? and this makes him not a genius.... how?

if only we were all so based and capable. we could bankrupt and overthrow this corrupt government over night if we had a dozen more elon musks.

god bless elon musk, drain the government dry. loot every penny. fuck the government.

>>508906534
With the main difference that these nerds didnt have that much influence.

>>508898454 (OP)
>accused

This was proven true years ago.

>>508900819
>I'd rather simp for le jobs than think of a reason
sad

>>508906588
"Started in a garage" means founded by DARPA/ARPA.

>>508898454 (OP)
Based

>>508898454 (OP)
>fat hog nosed slob tells the truth
>retards gasp

>>508904586
The point isn't to arrest him. You know there's plenty that can happen to someone and their company outside of prison time, right?

>>508906534
phone phreaking was based AF
the original hackers

>>508898454 (OP)
>jews actually pay for nose jobs that shit
I shouldn't be able to see directly into their fucking nasal cavity.

>>508907489
>phone phreaking was based AF
>the original hackers
sure. but you cant build a career off it than call other people scammers while huffing your own farts. thats called hypocrisy.

>>508899022
accused? its well known

>>508902982
Already called ICE on them the day Trump got into office

>>508903655
I am the boss. Dumb leaf.

>>508907552
if you think that's his only contribution you're retarded

>>508907829
>if you think that's his only contribution you're retarded
when did i say that retard? i said thats how he started his career. which is true.

you cant start a career through scams and then decades later call someone else a scammer(who is just more successful at it than you). thats just bitch assness coupled with hypocrisy.

>>508898454 (OP)
he is not wrong

>>508902804
All that stuff you said is wrong.

>>508908011
>All that stuff you said is wrong.
no. it isnt.

tesla is/was the most popular selling electric car and the first commercially successful one.

spacex is responsible for majority of payloads now sent into space. spacex has more sattelites in space than any other company/country.

elon did buy twitter and elon did unban those people. thats fact. sure kanye got himself banned again but thats on him.

prove me wrong on any of my claims. post proof.

I didn't realize the woz was still alive.

>>508898454 (OP)
>jews jewing jews

>>508898454 (OP)
Throw all the fucking nerds in gitmo

>>508899423
Yeah he was a "genius" back when the engineering involved soldering wires by hand for a toy processor that had 24 pins, you god damned reddit faggot.

Yeah, maybe. I don't think there's much solid evidence saying so but maybe. Maybe he killed a guy or raped someone. I don't know

Wozniak is not jewish

>>508899022
>Doesn’t this guy print his own $2 bills?
No, it's a bullshit prank.
He buys uncut sheets of $2 bills from the Mint (which anyone can do) and perforates them then goes around telling everyone that he printed them at home.
It's kind of retarded, because they charge much more for the uncut sheets than the face value of the separated bills, but I guess he has plenty of money and is enough of an autist to still think it is funny the 9 millionth time he does it to someone.

wait you guys actualy thought elon was a genious? It was just a insider joke meme.

>>508909086
>bullshit prank
thats god tier. imagine the all the secret service tips and false alarms that generates. they are only a little more expensive than regular bills. i cant believe youtube prankster types havent been making bank on this. imagine pulling out a sheet of these at a gas station and then they call the cops who call the secret service and yeah these are real. lmfao

>>508898454 (OP)
if we are going to use old pics, why not use the appropriate one?

>>508898454 (OP)
>BREAKING: some nerd states the goddamned fucking obvious, two weeks away from realizing everyone already knows but nobody gives a shit
topkek

>>508906314
>Oy gevalt he's doing the things we made legal he's not supposed to do that!!!1?
Imagine seething that someone who isn't a complete golem is exploiting the obvious grift. You aren't meant to benefit from their special carve outs and pork barrel initiatives either nigga. At least teslas are fast as fuck, every other company made the cheapest to build, most expensive to sell, gayest glorified golf carts possible to get those same scam kickbacks.

>>508898454 (OP)

The amount of hypocrisy and lack of self awareness is staggering.

>>508904050
i don't know why they're getting so angry.
evs just aren't as good as ices for long distant travel so they gotta insult people who like evs?

>>508898454 (OP)
Woz also stated that "Water is wet" to complete his rant about shit everybody has known for years.

>>508900571
I drove 300 miles from California to Arizona in my Tesla and only stopped 1 time to charge for 20 minutes.

>>508898454 (OP)
Kek he jelly

>>508898454 (OP)
i don't like either of these non-white kikes

>>508911801
i can tell you think 300 miles is a long way

>>508900136
>He's nothing like Musk though.
Correct. Wozniak is actually a real genius and not a nepobaby that failed upwards.

>>508899407
>Shadowrun levels
Kek

>>508900009
Checked. It's fraudulent market manupulation

>>508898454 (OP)
>lying about Tesla's capabilities
This everyone knew back in the day. Nowadays, nobody can really tell.

In other words elon is jewish

>>508900133
It’s just kind of a nifty thing to do. My grandpa used to always tip in $2 bills and dollar coins (back when dollars were still worth something)

>>508899022
i bet i could btfo his pong

>>508898454 (OP)
>billionaire lost 15 grand on the autopilot function that still doesnt do what Musk claims it should
>Doesnt like the menus
>Cant access his Twitter account because hes a stupid fat fuck, isnt banned

That really is the crux of it all, the cunt needs to have another twinkie

ya u heard me

>>508908696
I’m a Reddit fag? Look in the fucking mirror you stupid nigger. Talking shit without having any pics, you and mobile phone fags are the cancer that has been killing 4chan.

Secondly, it’s very easy to dismiss his contributions. But the problem with young summerfags like you who are young to remember that everything was relative. No shit the Apple II is not going to run like a modern computing system but it was the work of Steve Wozniak and the other engineers and developers who are the unsung heroes.


Niggers like you like to think the Semite looking Steve Jobs was a an innovator and just a chill guy when he fucking wasn’t. Do us a favor and get the fuck out of 4chan please.

>>508898454 (OP)
I would rather have one wozniak than a million elons

>>508899022
>>508899189
And what about Google? They act like search is just so open to everyone but it's not.

>>508898454 (OP)
I am sure Wozniak is the most ethical person in the world and everyone should trust him. Also, OP is a fag.

Why is he so pig-like in appearance?

>>508907489
>phone phreaking was based AF
True. All that old hacker tech shit was awesome.

>>508898454 (OP)
Steve Wozniak is always late to the party.

>>508898454 (OP)
We already know this information though

>>508898454 (OP)
BASED BASED BASED STEVE. But I still will never ever use fucking dogshit apple products.

>>508898454 (OP)
Apple and the iphone are objectively the worst thing that has ever happened to the world.

>>508898454 (OP)
Is this reverse day?

elon made bold promises to pump stock price, and then just kept saying things got delayed.
it's pretty genius actually. and there are some claims now that the tesla robocab is nearly complete, being tested in Austin now. he also delivered on the cybertruck even though many criticize it. i don't hate the guy. he played the game. he is a dork who is sometimes annoying. that's just how he is. wish i had invested. oh well.

>>508898454 (OP)
>be me
>dont use apple products
>dont use musk products
>dont care

>>508898454 (OP)
i would like to accuse him of trying to hire attorneys from the law firms that had to make deals with Trump in order to continue to exist..

i mean, if you can't figure out who's side he's actually on.. just go on the job boards for his companies, and look at who the fuck they are trying to hire.

>>508898454 (OP)
So basically he's accusing musk of doing what he essentially did all his life ?