ULTRA HAPPENING - /pol/ (#508911168) [Archived: 817 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: fF5BzARL
6/28/2025, 12:53:18 AM No.508911168
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To avoid turbo cancers, you MUST MASTURBATE 21 times a month at minimum with a paid porn subscription, experts say
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Anonymous ID: dtqQJzWEUnited Kingdom
6/28/2025, 12:54:45 AM No.508911273
Yeah give yourself erectile dysfunction got

Fucking kikes lol
Anonymous ID: 72YoHPr+United States
6/28/2025, 12:55:20 AM No.508911314
coomers shall inherit the earth
Anonymous ID: 5GdpXfnGUnited Kingdom
6/28/2025, 12:58:01 AM No.508911514
>>508911168 (OP)
>significantly lower your T levels to receive a reduced risk of developing cancers somewhat related to T levels
Amazing science.
Next:
>Double mastectomies reduce breast cancer risk by almost 100%.
>Suicide makes you immune to all cancers
>etc.
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Anonymous ID: Uy2/9erKCanada
6/28/2025, 1:01:28 AM No.508911731
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Whatโ€™s a good porn to avoid cancer?
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Anonymous ID: 9GqNd0HGSwitzerland
6/28/2025, 1:01:49 AM No.508911752
>>508911168 (OP)
No problem.
Anonymous ID: alw/k0GbNew Zealand
6/28/2025, 1:04:18 AM No.508911920
>>508911168 (OP)
Do /pol/tards edge via nipple stimulation or anal stimulation?
Anonymous ID: 4OD8r2JbUnited States
6/28/2025, 1:04:44 AM No.508911951
>>508911731
Japanese porn, Chemosabe
Anonymous ID: BLtezSwvRomania
6/28/2025, 1:04:56 AM No.508911964
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>>508911168 (OP)

I know this is proto science, but try it first hand and you will see.

You whole life changes on...not gooning.

Heightens awarenes, cures depression, hightens all senses.

You know women say that they bleed and blah blah, muh period, but men legitimately sort of semi-die when they cum.
Bro take a break from your dick.

>>508911514
All studies are falsifiable because everything is relative. Guiding your morals on studies is pleb-minded.
Idk wtf I sound like, it doesn't matter. It's true.

Stop wanking, it's how they unironically keep u trapped.
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Anonymous ID: ielw7IIZBrazil
6/28/2025, 1:05:25 AM No.508911995
>>508911168 (OP)
Masturbation makes you dick thinner
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Anonymous ID: uMk38+KGSweden
6/28/2025, 1:06:45 AM No.508912098
>>508911168 (OP)
This trashy jewish coomer advice ruined my chances of getting laid as a teenager
Anonymous ID: RBp92t7Z
6/28/2025, 1:07:38 AM No.508912149
>>508911168 (OP)
That's a bit hard. I need some really good material for 21 per day, usually I only average around 10.
Anonymous ID: C3vh3Fc7Bulgaria
6/28/2025, 1:09:40 AM No.508912278
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>>508911964
4 months in reporting in., I can lift a car and bite through steel.
Anonymous ID: BB88U0AqUnited States
6/28/2025, 1:09:55 AM No.508912295
>>508911168 (OP)
>fine to use pornography, but urged people to pay for the use

This is final boss of jewish ((experts))
Anonymous ID: WU+fm99kUnited States
6/28/2025, 1:10:48 AM No.508912359
>>508911731
damn look at her about to suck that bbc. how can yt bois compete?
Anonymous ID: /V6pGf8+Canada
6/28/2025, 1:13:03 AM No.508912511
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>>508911995
my 2" diameter cock proves otherwise
Anonymous ID: eb7CzLkrUnited States
6/28/2025, 1:27:01 AM No.508913412
>>508911964
Eh, I believe in 'somefap'. Cooming constantly isn't good for you but every once in a while is fine. It's natural and keeps things moving and clear.
Anonymous ID: td0ffHbpUnited States
6/28/2025, 1:27:02 AM No.508913415
>>508911168 (OP)
Can watching porn and masturbating everyday cause ED?
Anonymous ID: YxQJs2RjUnited States
6/28/2025, 1:30:08 AM No.508913610
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>>508911168 (OP)
This is old news for my boomer millennial ass, but I always get a kick out of these "Semen Retention" folks like bruh, you're giving yourselves higher risk of testicular cancer by not blowing your load at least 20 times a month.
Anonymous ID: fowqlorIFrance
6/28/2025, 1:32:34 AM No.508913775
>>508911168 (OP)
I haven't masturbated since Monday.
It's my longest one. Wish me luck guys !
Anonymous ID: YxQJs2RjUnited States
6/28/2025, 1:32:52 AM No.508913792
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>>508911964
placebo and cope

At most you're just desensitized to the point that touching your cock when you piss will make you nut.