>be friend's uncle
>go to china
>read newspaper report about a guy who sold his license plate for ¥14,000,00 to rich superstitious chink
>license plate was all 8s
>chinks think 8 is lucky
>¥14,000,00 is like $2 million
>get idea
>H is 8th letter
>H + 8 = double ultra lucky
>think it a genius investment idea
>fly back to NYC
>order "HH 88" vanity plate for BMW
>drive around chinese neighborhoods waiting for chink billionaire to appear like a pokemon
>instead get mobbed by hasidic jews
>chased
>yelled at
>car pelted with garbage
>no clue why this is happening
>take car to mechanic
>mechanic sees plate
>immediately says fuck off
>ask whats the problem
>mechanic points at plate and says he knows what that means
>tell him it means good luck in chinese
>mechanic says youre not chinese
>get kicked out
>online posts start circulating about "nazi BMW spotted in brooklyn"
>state DMV steps in
>voids plate, sends normal ones
>receive letter saying hate speech not tolerated
>devastated
>never get the chinese money
>feel awful and ashamed
>dont care about the hitler stuff at all
>complain to this day about not getting the occultist bugman fortune

https://thelampshade.net/2010/11/03/hh-88-hitler-license-plate/

lel

Just mail the fuckin plate out to Shanghai and liquidate the thing for a cool million dollars.

SUBVERTER YOU WILL ERASE YOURSELF !