I wish Russia would go to war with NATO already. I want to fight against Sweden, get captured by Swedish soldiers, BUT instead of sending me to PoW camp they would keep me with them as their boytoy. I want Nordic men to abuse me, use my holes, manhandle me, slap me around, use me as a stress relief toy, take their anger out on me. I want to please Nordic tops.

Slavs in 862:
>We need Viking men to rule over us.

Me in 2025:
>I need Viking men to rule over me...

Every Nordic man needs an obedient Slavic fagboy.

Call me a worthless Finno-Ugr, please...

Ah! Slå mig igen, pappa!

My body is a machine that turns Swedish balls into drained Swedish balls.

Not only I am a good fucktoy, but I'm also a good cook. I will impress Swedish alphas with my cooking. They will be shocked when they learn you can eat something besides rotten fish and bread.

Also, why the fuck isn't Norway in NATO yet? Imagine being used by Swedish, Danish, Norwegian, and Icelandic alpha males at once...

sounds gay
btw >>508963222
>Norway
>Not in NATO
Norway is one of the founding members of NATO, and has been a member since 1949

>>508963345
Wtf, sorry, I mistook NATO for some other org that Norway isn't part of. Sorry, I'm drunk.

So you mean that NORWAY, DENMARK, SWEDEN, AND ICELAND are all NATO now? Oh my god................

Why are you like this? What went so wrong?

>>508962353 (OP)
anyone carrying that flag in battle WILL die, not maybe WILL.

>>508963613
You see, everything started in 862 AD...

>>508962353 (OP)
>We defend faggot rights
lol, lmao even. I will only ever defend only my home. I will not go to front lines to die for jews, I don't care about other people nor their rights or lefts. I'll live or die at my doorsteps.

Faggy Slavic boys are built to serve Viking men.

My party wants to exit NATO but that doesn’t mean we are friendly to the putin regime.

>>508962353 (OP)
You can't be a pidor comrade, not even ironically. It est verboten! Shamefur dispray!