Which one of y'all is gonna get a Neuralink?
Goychip or based?

>>508975868 (OP)
Can I play WoW on it? If I can play WoW absolutely.

new 'jak?

>neuralink

>>508975868 (OP)
if I lost both my arms or something like that, I would consider it

>>508975953
I talked to someone who works there and apparently you can play for one hour each time until a 5 min break where you have to get up and shout "Am Yisrael Chai!".

>>508975868 (OP)
If I was head retarded or a vegetable, I would give it a spin. What do you have to lose?

>>508975868 (OP)
Ohhh boy I can consoom slop

>>508975868 (OP)
now i can bomb israel while i sleep
nice

>>508976050
I wouldn't. Space x explodes everytime

>>508975868 (OP)
if i was a quadriplegic sure why not

>>508975868 (OP)
When it reaches the point I can summon a cyber ghost succubus to commit suicide by consecutive orgasms in my boss' office, I'll buy it.

>>508975868 (OP)
Ban him for cheats.

>>508976960
SpaceX has the most reliable rocket on Earth

>>508976960
When they experimenting, yes, they explode a lot because of rapid iteration. But their developed commercial launches have been insanely good and safe. It's retarded to talk shit about SpaceX when they're literally outpacing all other companies as well as entire national space programs combined.

It’s 100% a scam the brain is too complex to be able to use something like that

Its main goal is to scare the shit out of somewhat scientifically literate people

>>508976206
>>508976050
>>508977580
I would rather be blown up in public or commit suzuki to traumatize normies and have a cool webm than being a vegetable being fed torah verses into my brain

Proof that it’s scam science:

The science behind being able to decode the human brain well enough to read minds or control things with thoughts would have been earth shattering and so far there are zero Nobel prizes awarded for science related to it

>>508979299
Obama got a Nobel Peace prize. That shit doesn't mean anything.

It'll probably force you to love Israel, Indians, and interracial pornography.

>>508975868 (OP)
I'm not, I won't even wear a fucking smart watch

>>508975868 (OP)
>>508975953
COVID was the self replicating Q AI and the vaxx helped deliver it.
>over 70% of the worlds population has been inoculated with the [Q]uantum AI
>13.4 billion doses administered
Now we just wait for them to roll out the new technohomo system and hook up all the cattle to it along with all the IoT devices before the inevitable.
Many of the unvaxxed will line up for the boosters once UBI and other benefits are announced.
The masses will also line up for any future brain implant augmentations.

>>508975868 (OP)
If I was seriously disabled like that guy I'd get one. If I couldn't move my arms or legs, but neuralink allowed me to at least use a computer without having to click and type with my tongue, yeah, it'd be worth it

>>508979361
Totally bruh which ivy did you get a degree from? The Queensland school of surf?

>>508975868 (OP)
This is nothing new and it's unironically a good thing for disabled people. It's just the latest iteration of a concept where you use brain waves to control a set of simple controls and inputs. So you think about making a move in Mario Kart. The computer learns which pattern of brain waves maps to which controls and this allows people to crudely make moves by just thinking about them. It doesn't work in reverse, i.e. the software doesn't feed thoughts and brain wave patterns to you. It just observes what's going on in your brain and tries to map it to an action

>>508979939
It doesn’t work like that brain scans can detect regions of the brain being activated but we are thousands of years from going from that to controlling Mario kart with your thoughts

The fact that people here think this is actually scientifically possible given our current rate of advancement makes me think you are all actually spics and shit

If you are white and you believe this I want you to know this dumb polish plumber is way fucking smarter than you because I know it’s not real science

>>508975868 (OP)
This is literally the early access Alpha version or the chips Jews will use to control our minds and what we see or hear later in the century.
They'll literally be able to give us commands or pull up a replay of anything we've seen or done in our lives.

>>508975868 (OP)
>as someone loosely related to a disabled person
what an absolute faggot

>>508975868 (OP)
>no more filter for impulses
direct from brain to post on X
or brain to trigger

>>508978927
Well the good news is you’re already almost there, seeing as how you can’t function at all without thinking about kikes.

>>508975953
You can get scar tissue and a defunct unit or carcinogenic immunosuppressant drugs

>>508975868 (OP)
yeah i guess it's cool until the ads start literally bombarding your brain.

>>508975953
If the brain chips weren't satanic, this would be the path to FDVR

The only nuralink I want