Thread 508976845

Why is it the world allowed to bully Canada?

You have to pick on someone to make sure you're not the one people are picking on

>>508976845 (OP)
Because it isn't a real country.

>>508976845 (OP)
Because success breeds jealousy. The world trembles at the sheer power that Canada exudes. Men look away and women gaze longingly when they spot a Canadian walking down the street.

Elbows up y'all.

>>508977085
If Canada ceased to exist, how would I know?

>>508976845 (OP)
I hope he fucks us into the dirt hard enough that the west finally splits. 51st us, just dobt let us vote in your elections for a few generations until we are fully americanized

>>508976845 (OP)
Because nobody likes weak, spineless cucks. Canada had the greatest potential to become a paradise of the north, but nope! Leftarded WEF politicians imported the chinks and jeets promoting a post-national country experiement. Faggeaux destroyed all forms of Canadian pride and made caommiefornia seems like Texas. I want Alberta to secede and join the US at this point.

>>508977453
*commiefornia seem

>>508977276
There would be a significant reduction in the number of abhorrent posts which would make this sub-reddit a far worse place.

>>508977453
Based. Take Saskatchewan with you.

>>508977085
This is so true lmao. Sometimes I just strut around with my BCC shirt on, that means Big Canadian Cock. American tourists love it and think it's funny. Their men think it's an awkward joke, their literally service my BCC on sight. Same goes for people from other countries but Americans especially. It feels great being Canadian.

>>508976845 (OP)
Fuck Canada buddy, they have no cards because they import the from the CCP like the cucks they are.

>>508976845 (OP)
Brown ppl hate anglos and the US is a brown country now

>>508976845 (OP)
>Why is it the world allowed to bully Canada?
canaduh deserves an ass-kicking

>>508977898
>picrel
Imagine being so deluded as to think theirs anything canada could do to hurt the US. I fucking hate my government so much it's unreal

>>508976845 (OP)
>tears up
He's crying and you're laughing.

>>508977017
>Because it isn't a real country.
>>508977276

America is a golem farm. Americans are not human.

>>508978315
Canada is a golem farm, British pet, and a province of China. You're insignificant to everyone except the pajeet imports who crave for your mutt women.

>>508978014
Better men have tried.

How come Trump can't make deal? Does he have no cards?

>>508978120
Canada is just the inferior version of USA, an afterthought and a Chinese province. It lacked identity and is either seen as a budget USA or a British fart.

>>508978315
Yet you spend your entire life on American websites talking about American politics and American culture.

>>508976845 (OP)
This nigger has written like three different trade agreements for Canada at this point and he just got mad and ripped this one up too. Retarded nigger can't do anything right and gets BTFO every time he tries to negotiate a better deal. I wish Trump was actually intelligent and not just a Jewish cock connoisseur that makes whiny wall of text posts and economic quagmires for America.

>>508976845 (OP)
Soon we will have our revenge.

>>508976845 (OP)
God fuck I want to taste Canadian blood so bad rn I can't take it anymore I want to spread ontarioan thighs and slurp that pussy blood like it's spaghet sauce.

>>508979024
Trump will be out of office in about 3 years and you're just going to get more Mexican invasion immediately thereafter. If America's Jewish problem isn't being fixed then obviously you're future is that of a doomed state.

>>508976845 (OP)
Trumps weird ass obsession with Canada is something I'll never understand.

>>508976845 (OP)
Because of all the pajeets. It's a clown country now

>>508976845 (OP)
Because they have no ally.

>>508977276
The ten million jeets moving to America would probably clue you in that something happened.

>>508979340
Bullying Canadians is one of America's most time-honored traditions.

>>508978669
>American websites

You mean Jewish websites talking about Jew owned politicians you subhuman NPC amerinigger golem.

>>508976845 (OP)


"ELBOWS UP EH"

BUT FOR REAL..WE ARE THE NERDY INDIAN KID IN THE CORNER..WE ARE VERY BULLIABLE...

Canada is THE prime example of not shitting but staying on the pot. Their land is absolutely blessed with the ability to easily sustain itself, but they refuse use it while pretending as if it is still a card to play. Taketh is recent tax on tech companies they did. What fucking tech is even in Canada? It is mindless protectionism where Canadians believe themselves as superior to others while also not doing anything. At least when the US or China goes protectionist, they try to heavily develop the areas they are protecting, not just taxing everyone else. The world sees Canada and Canadians as they always were, a bunch of pseudo-intellectual backhanded do-nothings.

>>508979515
You are the one on the right tho.

>>508979605
LOL, we wouldn't take them

>>508976845 (OP)
>>508977085
The DST was something even Biden bitched about Congress threatened retaliatory taxes over.
Most of Trump's trade gripes with Canada are imamgined, e.g.:
>muh trade deficit
>muh 2 gorillian percent dairy tariff
But this one is absolutely legit, and he needs to rake the leaf over it.

>>508977429
This isn't some rhetorical jab or imagined grievance.
Some 30 members of Congress wrote letters telling Trump to do something about the DST, and Big Tech likewise is pissed about it.
Ottawa cooked up a scheme to steal money from the kind of dynamic, innovative tech giants that the moribund Canadian economy isn't capable of producing, and Trump rightly won't let them get away with it.

>>508976845 (OP)
Because Canada is a FAG country.