I fucking hate the European Union, where can I realistically go to escape this faggot/hatespeech/immigration/socialist Meca of mental illness ?

>>508987664 (OP)
Imaging a simple yet clever trick which will reduce plastic pollution causing you this much anger. Y'all realize this BENEFITS you by reducing the plastic in your environment.....

>>508987807
>he doesn't have microplastics in his blood stream
ngmi

>>508987664 (OP)
>where can I realistically go to escape this
mars should do. hell otherwise. can't be that gay.

>>508987664 (OP)
You can still take it off you know?

>>508987807
I rip off every single one and then I burn them in my stove.
yeah I am pretty gangster.

How the fuck does that cap work? Never seen one irl and it just doesn't seem real.

>>508987664 (OP)
Can’t you just use pictel to cut it off or are these illegal to carry in the EU?

>>508988015
They lock in place. It is fine.

>>508987807
no the point is to put them now where they dont belong!
>become ungovernable

>>508987664 (OP)
But if you don't hold the line, an immigrant will certainly take your place

>>508987807
>y'all
stop talking like a black

>>508988563
>They lock in place.
Not always..

>>508988015
when you open the bottle the cap does not fully separate from that bottom ring, a hinge remains
it gets in your face when you drink
it gets in the way when you screw the cap back on

the official explanation is that EU citizens are naughty children and they throw away the caps / forget to return them with the bottle for recycling
the real reason is that EU politicians get off to make life shittier for EU citizens
their #1 kink in life is knowing that they've managed to annoy hundreds of millions of people who can't do shit except seethe impotently

there's probably some kind of Marina Abramovic style voodoo juju behind it, like they believe all that hate in converted into good fortune for them if they sacrifice a virgin every new moon

>>508987807
I find it funny because I actually like mine being stuck on.
The ones with two connections to the side keep it open when pouring and I never drop it. The shitty American ones with only a singular connection don't really exist here.
I can use the whole thing one handed without ever risking it falling off to the floor.

>>508987664 (OP)
We are forced to sit through it like a bad Netflix movie - but things will only get worse and more clownpilled from here

>>508988015
The part you twist in the cap connects to the round bit below it narrowly with "teeth". This has a solid part

>>508987664 (OP)
Romanians should go home to India or Turkey.

Come here if not gypsy although we're a similar level of faggotry but less bureaucratic at least.

I rip these off out of spite, and then I cut the ring. Also you can cut off about 1/5th of the bottle (top) and THE AUTOMAT will still accept it.