Zoomers are my favorite generation, they are so based and no amount of Zoomer hate threads will get me to hate them.

T millennial

>>508988017 (OP)
love you too unc

same. millennials are actually the worst generation currently alive. technically im one of them. zoomers are a mixed bag of good and bad. millennials just fucking suck.

>>508988017 (OP)
I'm thirty and the zoom zooms tell me I'm young enough to pass as mid twenties. It makes me remember how I'd try to make the thirty year olds feel better when I was in my early twenties. Thanks you little creeps

gen x also has not done much wrong except being profoundly ignorant due to not having internet until adulthood. boomers are incredibly ignorant and 2nd worst (millennials being 1st), but if i grew up in their abundant era i'd do the same things they did and buy 50 properties and boats and cars.

>>508988207
fippy bippy.
Gen alpha is doing pretty good, and I will always refer to the next gen after has Gen Bravo. I will beat up anyone i see saying "beta"

>>508988017 (OP)
Generation of gay, brown retards. Should be renamed Generation Loser because none of them seem to be able to have sex, move out of their parent's house or not be terminally online.

>>508988017 (OP)
How? Gen Z is the embodiment of everything wrong with that shit era. They are not responsible of this situation but still...

>>508988017 (OP)
zoomers are retarded and believed boomers were actually going to make them honorary boomers, where are those jobs the boomers give to their honorary boomers with only needing a firm handshake like the boomers only had as a requirement for theirselves when they were handed jobs from their parent's generation that actually fought hitler

Zoomers are heaps better than boomers and genx which are generations of sociopathic entitled cunt children.

>>508988458
I'm an old zoomer and I'm almost 30. Teenagers are gen alpha retard.

was the firm handshake supposed to be some zoomer's boypussy on some boomer dick? where are those jobs that the boomers supposedly were handing out to their honorary boomers?

boomers and their firm handshake and a square look in the eye never was about boypussy back when us millennials were the zoomer's age, since boomers hated faggots like genx back then since they sold out to the man after woodstock and had to lie about not being faggots when they were hippies during the summer of love in 1969

where are those starter homes the boomers were able to buy with their mcdonald's job at 21 for their honorary boomers?

or brand new muscle cars the boomers were able to buy by bagging groceries over a summer at their summer job for their honorary boomers?

>>508988017 (OP)
They are, boomer and genx are retarded and didnt understand what was happening, millenials are just different flavors of centrists for the most part, aka neoliberals. Zoomers dont care, they just want chaos.

or a 4 year college tuition completely paid in full by bagging groceries for one summer at their summer job for their honorary boomers?

>>508988458
This is extremely outdated. The eldest are pushing 60 right now.

>>508988017 (OP)
Zoomers are a mixed bunch imo. On one hand you have the lefty woke zoomers and on the other you have the andrew tate zoomers

>>508988333
>gen x also has not done much wrong
They keep telling themselves shit like this, living in denial, but in reality their sin is one of inaction. Like isildur with the one ring, they had a chance to overthrow the boomer menace before things got out of hand. But they decided to larp as cynical slackers because "nothing really matters, man."

imo before the internet it would be impossible for Gen X (who thrived in the 80s/90s which was still a great time to be alive) to know where the societal rot was originating from and thus impossible to do anything about it, or in some cases even know it was happening, since before internet you often didnt know how a place 200 miles away even was, so if you were from some nice white town, you just thought that's america.

can these zoomer honorary boomers travel across the country with disposable income like boomers during the summer of love in 1967 or go to woodstock in new york in 1969? because they just made so much god damn money bagging groceries or working at mcdonalds and literally shuttled across the country in vans or station wagons that guzzled gas

and stayed at roadside motels every night, and had money for food and drugs, all from literally one summer's worth of work

station wagons that only got 10 miles per gallon or vans that only got 10 miles per gallon, do the zoomers that are honorary boomers have that under their belt like the boomers?

without needing to give a fuck about keeping a job because all they need to do is do a firm handshake and a good look in the eye again after they're done being hippy faggots for the summer

can the zoomers all say they've been to san francisco like the boomers? can the zoomers all say they've been to woodstock new york like the boomers?

>>508988017 (OP)
That's not even remotely true lol

I don't hate them, I feel bad they had to get such a shitty hand dealt and I'll do my best to support them when I can. But collectively they're absolutely brain broken, something that isn't their fault but is still very true