I deserve to be an aristocrat and live in a lordly luxury home.

>>508996130 (OP)
Why?
Personally for me, I'd prefer middling Nobility myself. Not even an inheritor, but like a 4th son or something.
>Get to lazymax
>Get decent education to run a business or Caravan.
>Can always visit family, and am an option for a diplomatic marriage if I don't marry of my own volition
>Get to enjoy both wealth of my own generation, and of my title depending on who I visit
>Can literally just take peasant caravan goods through my title, and retinue(more than likely wouldn't though)
Being an Aristocrat means regular beatings during childhood, strict education, perfect manners, and you aren't your own person.
Seems like ass and the worst deal.

>>508996383
>Being an Aristocrat means regular beatings during childhood, strict education, perfect manners, and you aren't your own person.
>Seems like ass and the worst deal.
It's not that bad.

>>508996383
It's better than working for a living.

>>508996626
It's pretty damn close
>>508996664
>I won't have to work
You will literally be THE GUY who has to sign shit for anything to get done. If you don't attend Lord Fucklesworths party, you will have snubbed him and become an enemy.
So paper will endlessely pile up while you having to cross the domain to this and that minor issue. Get home? TIME TO SIGN DOCUMENTS!
Don't even get me started on if the Royalty or Imperial family appoints you to any task for literally no reason.

>>508996795
Maybe this is a better example.
You know teachers pets, and boss bunnies?
Imagine that, but infinitely more annoying and CONSTANTLY surrounding you. While you also are the only person around allowed to make executive decisions within a pre-existing framework of expectations of perfection. It's actual hell. The people suck, the Job has zero days off per year, the role is called noble but you will see how little you achieve every time you tour your domain, everyone will be out to both kill and fuck you without mercy. Marriage will more than likely only be One Primary, possible a few harem additions. All also being fucking annoying vying for power behind your back. Even if you only take one wife, her family will be working through her.
It's endless, fucking, suffering.
At least the Couch is pretty, and the food is of high quality. Hope you aren't too stressed with all the thousands of roles you'll be fulfilling to miss out on enjoying it.

Nothing is stopping you, just climb the social ladder.

>>508996130 (OP)
it disgusts me every time I see japs obsess over western culture and vice versa, and especially when westerners obsess over western influenced japanese culture. stop it.

>>508996795
Don't care I want to be an aristocrat.

>>508997676
Because you're a kike.

>>508997723
>because
there was no question in my post

>>508996130 (OP)
considering you'd have a billion more responsibilites and obligations and would need to socialize more than the average neet or min wagie you'd probably rope or die in a """""""hunting accident""""" after proving to be a monumentally useless fuckup

>>508996130 (OP)
I'm a NEET. I already live like an aristocrat.

Gentlemen, suppose you are nobles carving out your legacy on a newly discovered continent. What would be your noble name, the name of your house, and the name of your fiefdom?

For example

Louis Von Baren, Compte de Barentin

>>508997687
More power to you then boss.
I wouldn't fucking do it to myself. If you want it though, some cool shit you can do.
>The breaking moment
>The spoiled prince moment
These are your "vacations" in which you dramatically throw a royal tantrum that nobody can stop. Your advisors, and team will prepare some time off for you.
You can visit villages to find the pretties peasant girls to pound.
Visit minor Noble families to fuck with.
If you aren't on vacation, you can do things like being purposefully obnoxious to those just underneath you.
You can find things to have fun with. Flaunting wealth in front of the poors and watching them clap is also gratifying. If you are of that mindset