Only to discover it's packed with all the chickens they sacrificed after transferring their sins onto. Like the chicken revenge from Zelda

>>508998883 (OP)
see now this is a good thread, thanks OP

>>508998883 (OP)
KEK

>>508998883 (OP)
KINO

>this fools God

CHICKEN JOCKEY

>>508999494

That nigga can't see thru lead, my house has delicious lead paint on the interior walls. Which isn't sinful because though I painted on the Sabbath, I did so through a hole in a sheet

>>508998883 (OP)
What if all Jews are reincarnated as the chickens that they cursed, thus cursing themselves to an eternal cycle of being cursed and flogged to death.

>>508998883 (OP)
The peckening. All Jews will be pecked to death by chickens in hell.

>>508998883 (OP)
Actually the chickens are sacrificed by Yazidis on red Wednesday to celebrate the new year and honor the god “Azazîl” you can fuck off with Jewish scapegoats and spirituality because the Yazidis (indo iranic people who worship the anunnaki) have a 6773 year old calendar, their god is the peacock angel and in Hinduism that’s karti keya related to the Nordic god “Týr” and has the same day as Tuesday and Tyrs hand represents the Vamachara (left hand path in occultism) and Karti Keya is marked by a rooster.

Yazidis have been persecuted and raped by salafist Muslims aince the 13th century after a Muslim (Sheikh Adi) discovered that they were still worshipping their original gods and he wrote the black book of Qu’ret Al yazid and to this day they’re still being persecuted and Iran was trying to get down to the human trafficking problem in Iran (their women and men get slashed shot and their women killed because they’re considered the burden of the world by Azazîl

>>509000331
oops, sorry, correcting on another pc
actually jews DO kill chickens to transfer the sins of child rape onto them

100 chickens vs 1 jew

Who wins?

>>509000431
thanks for correcting your mistake, sameanon

>>508998883 (OP)
Do they eat the chicken? Wouldn't the sin get transferred back?

>>509000484
I think 10 chickens could comfortably take out a jew.

>>509000331
Oh so Yazidis and jews honor the same pagan canaanite gods?

>>508998960
Animal sacrifice must be one of those Judeo-Christian values I've heard so much about.

>>508998883 (OP)
Chickens are actually useful. They probably are reincarnated as worms, only to be eaten by the chickens and turned into literal chicken shit.

>>508998883 (OP)
The chickens easily, if they're in hell all those sins they put in them would power them up to DBZ levels

Someone mod orthodox Jews into UEBS2 RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>508999494

>>509000849
No, it's not.
Real jews sacrificed something they wanted and valued as attornment for sins; the un-blemished lamb, for example.
This Synagogue of Satan "kapparot" thing is demonic; in this religion they have a lawful evil god who's an idiot. They torture the chicken after lying that the chicken (or goy) committed their sins.
Christians don't do animal sacrifice because our Beloved Son of God was the sacrifice for all who accept him as Lord.

i like comic books and comic book shops desu

>>508998883 (OP)
Kek . Have a bump

>>509000542
Not if you eat it backwards through your ass.
>"Ha! Fooled God again! What a stupid bitch my God is!"
>"Now watch me turn this light on with a random number generator! Sucker God!"

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>>508998883 (OP)
Would you rather fight one Jew sized chicken or 100 chicken sized Jews

Why would the chickens be sent to hell. What did they do wrong.

>>509005586
100 chicken jews, jew-sized chicken is basically an Emu and those bastards won a war against Australians

>>509005645
>he doesn't know
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>>509000431
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>>508999494
Jews unironically believe that God has lost an argument to one of their Rabbis.

>>508998960
Almost all of the time, they don't donate the chicken to charity, it just gets thrown away. As if the Zionists in Israel would feed the Palestinians without drugging or poisoning them.

>>509000542
no they give it to poor people to eat afterwards as a double insurance

>>508999494
GOD IS NOT MOCKED
See the OP, he has the last laugh. Always has, always will.