First neuralink human patient is a man from a study from UMiami.

The time is approaching quickly...the singularity is upon us......or just really invasive cancers.

>>509005051 (OP)
do they have a neuralink for the human penis?

>>509005051 (OP)
Choom finna get cyberpsychosis frfr

>>509005051 (OP)
A wise man once said: Nigger cattle

>>509005051 (OP)
And?

>>509005051 (OP)
imagine getting jeet scammers ringing your head at 3:30am

>>509005051 (OP)

Timmie is all linked up and shit

>>509005051 (OP)
>UMiami
A football player? They need the upgrade

>>509005185
>Cyber psychosis
Yes actually, it's already happening
https://www.helpnetsecurity.com/2025/06/25/xbow-ai-funding/
https://futurism.com/commitment-jail-chatgpt-psychosis

>>509005051 (OP)
>think the word "nigger" while using your mmodive headgear
>you get soul banned from all services
oh boy, can't wait

What could go wrong

>>509005051 (OP)
Here's how this ends!:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DqmTaUK-Ow

>>509005051 (OP)
And what did this do for him?? He's still in a wheelchair.

>>509005425
Thats not even the worst of it
>new neuralink update available
>download? Y/Y?
>dick breaks forever and you live with horrific nightmares for months
>broken dick nightmare patch v.001 released!
>download? Y/Y?
>go to bed
>wake up 1 week later in india in bathtub with jeet tech saaport redeeming your organs

>>509005051 (OP)
john c lilly and many others were working on this stuff (remote control of human bodies using implanted electrodes in brains) back in the fucking 1950s!!!
Jose Delgado had all this figured out with his famous Stimoceiver in the early 1960s. he had monkeys playing video games using their brains by the time JFK got domed.

the neuralink stuff is bukkake theater for the mouth-breathing I Fucking Love Science Epic Bacon Sauce reddit normie public.

they haven't had to do mind control with implanted electrodes for half a century, nowadays it's all done with frequency transmitters, like you know the high-powered cell phone towers they have put up everywhere.

here is an article giving an overview if you want to learn more
https://www.wanttoknow.info/mindcontrol10pg

i also recommend the books "mind control, world control" by jim marrs and 'psychic dictatorship in the USA' by alex constantine

>>509005051 (OP)
>Man loses his legs for Israel and then willingly gets jewish slave brain implant that will eventually be used to enslave humanity

>>509005845
more like, erections on the subscription model and orgasms are an extra DLC for $99/year

>>509005051 (OP)
>The time is approaching quickly...
The time of his death you mean? I'll give him 3 years

>>509005964
this is a very unpatriotic post and if you know what's good for you, you should delete it and immediately go find a flag to salute, citizen. we have your IP address you know. it would be a shame if your full post history was sent to your boss

>>509005703
Maybe he can play counter strike and shitpost now so that's like 40% of my day to day right there.

>>509005913
>psychic dictatorship in the USA
Based mind control knower. Without having a little knowledge on the history of it and its techniques and methods, the ability to understand the control system and YOUR place in it is severely crippled, if not outright impossible. Many of the most important topics and questions in the world are dependent upon understanding the failure of your own mind to accurately and reasonably respond to outside stimulus no matter your perceived resilience to exposure.

>>509005191
Heil King Terry

>>509005051 (OP)
he's a smelly quady

>>509005051 (OP)
golem technology

>>509005051 (OP)
Who wants this shit. This tech already exist without having to implant it into your brain

First implant by Neuralink happened in January 2024. You silly goose!

"The first person to receive a Neuralink brain implant is Noland Arbaugh, a 30-year-old quadriplegic man who was paralyzed in a diving accident. He received the implant, called "The Link," in January 2024 as part of Neuralink's first human trial".

https://nypost.com/2024/03/20/us-news/first-human-with-neuralink-brain-chip-demonstrates-moving-cursor-with-his-thoughts/

>>509005703
if its anything like >>509009194 they can play computer games for a few months before going back to how they were before, for the low cost of a bundle of wires stuck into a necrotic hole in their head (plus insurance and tip)

>>509005051 (OP)
Neuralink exists only so Elon has a killswitch on the inhabitants of his future bugout shelter. Billionaires have had summits about how to control their underlings in the advent of the collapse of society. Neuralink is Elon's method.

>>509009194
Nah, it happened sooner than that. The older models had a larger form-factor, though. They required a processing unit to be surgically implanted externally of the skull.