Thread 509027142

Chat, is this true?

>>509027142 (OP)
>in real life i am able to grab a baseball bat in full swing

>>509027264
>female
>capable of swing that is damaging

>>509027264
You can.
It will hurt.
It will hurt more if you grab near the end instead of near the handle.

That or get it in the face?

Scared of a little pain, Muhammed?

>>509027142 (OP)
here is what really happens in real life:
you swing the baseball bat and bash in the head of one dude. the rest will chicken out immediately.

>>509027452
No lol. Using a bat or similar weapon is braindead. Everyone around you is as pissed as they would be if you pulled a knife, but it is nowhere near as intimidating as you need decent spacing to utilize it effectively and it isn't threatening except at the peak of a swing.

>>509027452
a girl can "bash" a man with a bat? you know how girls mock hit you sometimes playing around, it never hurts even if they put all their strength into it.

>>509027142 (OP)
I've seen these kids before, and honestly, I'd rather have them choreograph fight scenes in modern movies than the trash shit we watch now

>>509027142 (OP)
raep immediately no punching.
just pin her down
the bat goes in

>>509028448
kek

Both are fake

>>509027142 (OP)
>chat

Go back to your softcore porn site for incels, bozo.

>>509027264
If a woman shaped like that is swinging then yes.

>>509027452
Delusional sub-human opinion.

>>509028448
>>509028911
brown eye moment

>>509027397
That's not a little pain you can die from one good hit in the head with a bat I know a dude his dad was killed by a nigger with a claw hammer hit him in the head with the claw end instantly dead

>>509027264
Replace with any other misstep or slowdown. If you give a group an opening, the grab you and it's over.

>>509027142 (OP)
No this doesn't look right. Women can do ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!! Yayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!! Girl POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>509027264
It'll hurt the fuck out of my hands but I could, especially from a woman built like that.
And then I would have the bat and I would also be angry from my hurt hands.

>>509029336
If a woman yeah if it's a man you're gonna get your hands and fingers broken or worse an arm

>>509029336
>>509029428
Dumb moves just follow it in and do the same grab on the backswing, yeah, same results.

>>509027142 (OP)
I fucking hate the "badass warrior woman who can effortlessly bring down men" archetype that exists in every fucking form of media these days. It can be tolerable in certain settings (fantasy and so forth), but it's so goofy and out-of-place in any remotely realistic setting. Moreover, it's taught a generation of women to think that they can fight with the boys too, which has led to stupid shit like them being allowed into ground combat roles in the military.

>>509029729
Someone got beat up by a woman

>>509027264
Yes...well maybe not your wear ass but a normal man absolutely can

>>509027142 (OP)
She's got a nice little body

>>509029227
why was he around niggers?

>>509030172
His dad was a crack head was buying crack from niggers they fucked him over he called them niggers and when he was walking out with what they gave him, it wasn't the right amount, he got hit in the back of the head with the claw end of the hammer

How do you disarm someone with a bat?

>>509030442
>he called them niggers and when he was walking out
he called them niggers and turned his back to them? darwin award desu

>>509030827
Yeah he was a crack head so it was bound to happen

>>509027142 (OP)
Too be fair a man couldn’t beat up a group of guys either even if he was in shape and took a karate class

>>509027264
just pivot

>>509027142 (OP)
pretty good choreography desu senpai. a few of those hits looked real.

>>509029336
>I would also be angry from my hurt hands.
>I'll turn like Hulk like in my favorite movierino
lmao

>>509030756
there's a few ways. close the distance quick while they're winding up, feint to provoke a swing then close after the whiff. club/stick weapons leave one vulnerable after every swing, if you're a real unit, you can tank the the blow with your hands/arms and pull them into fisticuffs. it will hurt like fuck, but if it isn't a headshot you're still be standing. but overall, it's an idiotic idea to get in a fight with someone who has a weapon of any kind, even a simple club.

big brains know that swinging a stick weapons in big sweeping motions is retarded, jabbing is much more effective and harder to disarm.

>>509027264
Fairly simple if you step in with the right timing. Double arm block you might get fractured. Personally I've always favored leg shots if I thought the head wasn't open. Very hard to defend your knees while unarmed and can still easily take you out of the fight.

>>509027452
>swing bat
>misses
>knived by ahmed and gang
>hospitalised and then jailed for being racist

>>509032008
They have a counter swing with the handle minor but ultimately inconsequently point

>>509028448
t. town rapist

>>509027452
shut the fuck up LMAO even, that's not how it works

this happens after the first swing

>>509027142 (OP)
This is really well done all things considered.

>>509027264
Being swung by a 85 lb female, yeah no problem

>>509032933
i don't know what you mean, are you referring to the puck knob? it's for actually playing baseball, it won't help much in a fight.

unless you're an absolute unit, a bat requires both hands to wield effectively. movies aside, bats are not a good choice for a street fight if you're up against someone who is actually fighting back. a short, metal pipe is a far better choice for blunt trauma.

>>509027142 (OP)
fuck, why are women so powerful, bros?

>>509027264
You can absolutely stop a baseball bat with your forearm rather than your hand for sure. If a big enough guy is swinging the bat, you might break your arm, but that's still better than getting your face broken and you're still in the fight.

>>509027142 (OP)
Semi true and she's being honest about it. It usually doesn't work like in the movie, especially if you're a woman against men.

>>509033924
You wont get to use the full weight of the bat for the strike but you can recover into an uppercut and then a guard using the length of the bat. Bats are also extremely light so its not that hard to whip them around like a pipe. A shorter and thinner weapon would be ideal though for more maneuverability though you are correct. I wouldn't call them "bad" anything is better than bare fists

Many such cases.

>>509027264
Yes, only the end of the bat experiences real acceleration, so if you get close, you can grab a bat near the grip without hurting yourself.

>>509027397
>Scared of a little pain
How about you use those "balls" on your zog? Afraid of pain? Not armed enough? Dont like freedom? Or you aint brave? Pick one coz the problem is there.

>>509027142 (OP)
For women? Yes. For trained men against untrained men? Yes. Trained men versus trained men? No, but size of the combatants and terrain matter.

>>509027142 (OP)
Nice to see a girl willing to show off that movie fight scenes are in reality choreographed dance. I went to film school and laugh at retards who think movie fight scenes are real.

Though I can't recall the films now now, but a couple of really macho movies with all male casts actually have kinda had real fights on screen but pulling punches and shit. But all older movies, nothing new has done that in ages.

>>509034348
Surprise surprise, but dancers can't actually fight well.

>>509027264
Bro has never seen meth heads get arrested?

>>509029835
Lmao, sure. Whatever headcanon helps you cope with the fact that even the weakest men are stronger on average than the strongest women. Meanwhile, back to reality:

>>509027452
If you're a woman, not likely. Men who are in rape super horny mode will just go after you harder and more determined. It's like a cat's prey drive when they see something small move. Pure primal, but calculated instinct. Every reflex on a horny man in rape mode improves, spatial awareness, pain tolerance, etc. The hormones and physiological changes desperate reproduction mode releases are something to leave you in awe. Literal super human strength.

>>509027142 (OP)
that's really good acting actually

sorry chuddies, but women are stronger now

If you’ve ever seen the Korean version of old boy, that hallway scene is basically how I would fight off multiple attackers

>>509027264

god damn - be more of a cuck

>>509027264
I know a guy who did this, he said he was kind of lucky but it made the other guy shit himself in fear and run away.

>>509029221
'asian gang' moment

>>509037281
>pissbabies
ah... that takes me back... remember shitlords? good times.

>>509027142 (OP)
That’s decent fight choreography tho

>>509027142 (OP)
Well, its missing the rape.

>>509039434
I find it hard to believe that everyone in Britain gives birth to 32 Bulgarians a week.

>>509033924
>block this cracka

>>509029221
>>509033059
uhh if a roastie tries to bash my fucking skull in then raping her is fully justified. only a cuck would disagree.

>>509027142 (OP)
the movie version is infinitely more likely desu. most people can't fight let alone preform real coordinate attacks or catch a fucking bat swinging at their head.

>>509039434
>italians more than seven times a day
they must be including bullshitting

>>509027142 (OP)
This is actually some very impressive fight choreography, and the fact that they did it in one shot without any retarded jump cuts makes it 100 times better than most Hollywood fight scenes.

>>509039434
>Brown map
Very scientific.

>>509027142 (OP)
no, IRL one guy is enough to take her down
the idea that they need numerical susperiority to do it is female cope

>>509029227
???? The claw end is almost like a pick. It's going to pierce the skull.. it's nothing like a bat

>>509027142 (OP)
0/10 no tail.

>>509041675
That's true look up videos on kaotic for baseball bat, a hit to the head with that you're done, at least if it's by a man.

>>509042230
That's not the point he was stating. The point is that the back end of a claw hammer is not the same as a baseball bat. The fact is, the woman in the OP would have been thoroughly fucked by force and likely would have orgasmed many times with many vaginal clenches and spams. Plus the top tier grip of fear to start with.

>>509042514
Yeah that's why I said to him that's true, yeah she would get fucked up either way lmao top tier grip of fear

>>509027452
turkroach speaking from experience

>>509042848
KILL YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH (BAN-EVADING ARGENTINIAN (Barneyfag)).
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET

>>509033116
White women LOVE being raped, and I LOVE raping white women with my BBC!!!!!

>>509027142 (OP)
Nope she would fold after the first hit

>>509027397
What happens if I catch the baseball bat with my anus and by that I mean I perfectly line up my swollen asshole lips to engulf the head of the bat and using the momentum of the swing it goes in and UP my reddit hole effortlessly?

>>509027264
if a girl is swinging it then yeah

>>509027142 (OP)
Strong women are a feminist fantasy. Just look at the domestic violence stats. Only 1 in 7 men gets his ass beat by a woman. But 1 in 4 women gets his ass beat by a man.

>>509027142 (OP)
yes, 99% of the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zleO9T543ns

>>509037181
this guy rapes

>>509039434
One a week on average. Ok

>>509027142 (OP)
Pretty good job. Talented White kids.

>>509027264
You can. From my POV as a fencer, something like the Zornhut would be the best move here. It says I know I’m gonna lose this fight, but the first person to come near me is getting their head caved in

>>509033924
>a bat requires both hands to wield effectively
Full size wood one maybe, any other material like aluminum or polypropylene can easily be swung with one hand.

>>509027142 (OP)
karate movies from the 70s and 80s were the biggest psy-op. everyone believed a 120lb asian man could take on 5 people at once that are twice his size.

>>509044228
You sounds like an absolute retard

>>509044273
I am, I just really like stick fighting

>>509027142 (OP)
Kek. Funny clip. I thought it was gonna be gay and it wasn't.
/pol review

>>509028448
Based brown rapist

>>509027142 (OP)
Yeah best bet forward swing then knee strike right kid hopefully that gets in the way of left kid then run away
A lot of why she’s overwhelmed is because they are running after her anyway shows how stupid it is to stand your ground here.

>>509045010
You’re not gonna ever stand a chance at beating a motivated group of 5, even if they’re unarmed. If you can’t run the next best option is to set up a hail mary strike on the first person to come near you. If you swing well enough they’re gonna fuck themselves up trying to catch it, or worse. Most people are going to lose their motivation after seeing their friends forearm get broken or if you actually landing the hit

>>509034477
Israel has a whiter future than your country, faggot.

>>509027142 (OP)
Sort of, you will be in a disadvantage when up against a group. Winning isn't impossible but it's not likely
>>509027380
Speaking from experience?

>>509027142 (OP)
Both are stunt fights.
What about them?

>>509027264
It depends who the swinger is and who you are too.

>>509045010
>>509027142 (OP)

always knife to throats, super fast, extremely deadly

>>509042466
literally me

>>509028448
Man of culture

>>509027142 (OP)

This guy won against a group.

>>509027142 (OP)
It looks even gayer in real life

>>509027142 (OP)
not enough rape

>>509030756
Train the bat to fly in his face and then take the weapon while he is blinded and disoriented

>>509027142 (OP)
@grok what does this post mean

>>509027264
Fucking kek can you not germanon?? I caught a cricket bat someone swung at me in highschool