ITT: /pol/ in 100 AD

>nothing ever happens
>2 more weeks until the second coming
>why are gaulles such faggots?
>made for BRC (Big Rvme Cvck)

Christ will return in two weeks, trust the plan

>>509039236
Plebs make such a dreadful noise when theyre happy

>>509039097 (OP)
>853 AUC
>still fighting goy wars against persianiggers

I’ll stay in Spain and keep growing my olives thanks

>>509039097 (OP)
Parthia is two months away from developing nuclear-powered chariots.

Oh great! More Germans..

fucking hell i love sniffing gas hope no invaders attempt to take this away from me in a 1000 years

What do you guys think of this “Christianity” stuff, they worship a sorcerer who died on a cross and preaches peace? Sounds kind of lame I’m gonna go pray to Mars

>>509039821
It's just some jews trying to control the west with their religion. Don't worry it's not growing any time soon.

The Persians just buck broke us for the 20th time

Its been 30 years since Titus destroyed the hebrews to the last in Jerusalem. Yet, how I wonder, are there still so many hebrews in this land.

We need more troops here in Raetia, fucking Suevi trying to cross the Limes again.

>Be Persia
>Do nothing
>win

>>509039636
Kek. Avstralia wins again

>>509040223
Drip as fvck

>>509040223
Control over the kingdom of Armenia will trigger war sooner or later. But I am not dying for some vassal royal claimant in Artaxata.
The fucking Northern Border is open, I live here, I see it every day: The barbarians are swarming in, taking jobs and land, even joining the fucking border guard-corps themselves. I can't go to the market without some Suevi or Marcomanni blankly staring at me when I try to speak Latin or even Gaulish with them.
I don't care about some military adventure in the Middle East.

>>509039494
top kek m8

>>509039494
> 2 more weeks to gun powder

>>509039097 (OP)
Jesus Christ is the LORD.

>>509039097 (OP)
Vōs mea dēservit jam verpa dolēte puellae
pēdīcat cūlum, cunne superbe valē!

>>509043806
Christus Rex est

>>509039097 (OP)
this was during a short period of time between the invention of the christ myth and it being pushed on crazed messianic jews to chill them out and the romans just rolling it out to the public to keep the plebs in line. obey your master, pay your taxes etc

>>509043806
>>509044443
MODDDSSS slaves aren't allowed to post!

Why does this damn cult wants to be martyred so badly? We have perfectly good cliffs!