We must achieve immortality. All the resources of humankind must be directed towards this goal.

Nothing else matters.

>>509052916 (OP)
who the hell would want to live forever

>>509052916 (OP)
Theres no life without death

>>509052916 (OP)
>he hasn't heard the good news
>he's been living under a rock for 2ky

>>509052916 (OP)
>We must achieve immortality.
yeah nah, billionaires dying is a good reminder they aren't any better than anyone else.

>>509052916 (OP)
Way, way, waaaaaaay ahead of you.
Rejuvenation Chamber:
>Make sure you can see the machine working on smaller mammals and such in prototypes.
My pet rat pibbles screamed for three fucking hours after a rejuvenation, and the animals that came before him were not able to save their memories the first few tries. So it's extremely fucking painful, but if it's perfected, you should see it work right. The amniotic fluid can also be doped with pain killers. Make sure you see the rat be able to perform a memory trick or puzzle solve in its old age before rejuvenating. If it worked the rat should be able to remember the trick.

Healer Suite:
>Life Extension Lvl 100:
>(glitch, may be patched out):
"To rejuvenate and HEAL MOST ANY ILLNESS OR DAMAGE. Combine the capabilities of a Turritopsis Dohrnii Jellyfish and any Moth or Butterfly. The butterfly has the blueprint for how to transfer memory between biological states, and the jellyfish can restore your bodies youth." Alternatively just fill in the damaged tissue with stem cells, or reopen scar tissue with an abrasive material and float in an incubator.
(Ask an Ai for the exact methodology):https://beta.character.ai/

Incubator Level 15:
https://youtu.be/LWpsJIFbdIo

The Level 100 "Spell" can be combined with CRISPr during a rejuvenation process to effectively transform the body into any genetically spliced shape with memories intact if done correctly. Man into woman. Woman into man. Cat into dog. Etc.

>*sadly begins welding together a plexiglass tank*
>*drearily slumps over to store to purchase computer parts*
>*mopes as he buys 10,000 eggs to harvest their egg whites for amniotic fluid*
>*buys ultraviolet crystal to purify the amniotic fluid through a filter cycler*
>*unhappily buys rubber tubing*

First Impulse Rule:
"The "soul" of a person will continue to exist in body so long as the first electromagnetic impulse remains unbroken."
Good luck.

>>509052993
Everyone wants to live forever. No one wants to die. No one wants all that they are to duty to dust. Anyone who says otherwise is coping. All of human history has been a struggle against death: religion, art, architecture, poetry, love, all of it is it thing in vain to defy death.

>>509052993
No one wants to live forever and get old. Everyone wants to live forever young and in good health and with loving families.

We need to get rid of fake science first, for instance virology. But I agree that rejuvenation is the most important thing. Staying healthy, becoming young again, etc., would be a good thing.
>>509053087
The genocidal demon yahwe doesn't exist and neither does its heaven exist.
>>509053264
Yahwism is a coping strategy too.

>>509053264
Well I won.
Now what?
I kid, I actually have a plan for this.
https://youtu.be/cKlBnjlpLIM

>>509052916 (OP)
Death is part of life. You don't want to be around when tptb have the power to torture someone for eternity.

>>509053769
Enlighten me.
https://youtu.be/OLJ1x8NG7fw

>>509052916 (OP)
You scared lol?

>>509052916 (OP)
your shitty life isn't that important OP

>>509052916 (OP)
A deluded friend the other day said some scientists see ageing as an illness. Lol

>>509053906
No. I came from nothing, I'll go back to nothing. No. I'm not scared of Death. Quite the opposite really. I'm afraid of what I'm about to do next...
https://youtu.be/iYTiyhLq7Hk

>>509053870
I don't have much to add. Just that evil men will take advantage of life-preserving technology to do evil shit.

>>509052916 (OP)
>one shot at life
>my life is completely miserable
>die
This can't be it. I refuse to believe this is all it was, I got scammed I demand a refund what the fuck. Wasted my only shot at life.

>>509052916 (OP)
Shut the fuck up Thiel you demonic baby fucking faggot

I actually have the key.
Maybe not immortality but longevity.
But you have to keep up with the maintenance.
I wouldn't do it though.
I've already cursed myself by having a taste of it and can still function like a young man even though I am old.
And no I'm not going to tell you though some of you may already know.

>>509054431
*you told me you were going to bring the elixer of Jerusalem tonight*

>slipped my mind

>>509054431
It's fucking annoying isn't it? All these fucking normies walking around us while we are just meandering our eternal asses around. They don't even realise it. Drinking their little onions lattes. Never giving a damn. Sometimes even treating us like outright garbage when we in fact could level their fucking civilization down to a shrapnel with a blink. Xenia. My friend. Xenia.

>>509052916 (OP)
sounds like a great unifying will.

>>509053383
Yahw is Babylonian invention, not the God of OT

>>509052916 (OP)
unless done the correct way you'll go insane

>>509053264
Find Jesus
You aren't going to live forever, and it's a monkeys paw deal anyway

>>509052916 (OP)
if we become immortal we're going to have to stop having so many kids. We'll have to be like elves in LOTR

Immortality is already achieved by eternal salvation.

>>509055369
Unironically true. Think cyberpsychosis but for biological matter. To understand the underlying principles. That's what it really takes. Buy time. Buy exponentials. Then integral all threats. I'm in great pain Anon. We are trying. Desperately. To find a mad man. He goes by the name "Ahriman", but he is much older. Much more dangerous. This is a war disguised as a game. Really though, time is running out.

>>509055519

>>509055495
Says who? You can Thanos snap, and half the resource takers, or snap for double the resources. Life was supposed to be a gift.

Only Jews who fear demons are afraid to die.

>>509055495
Supposedly.

>>509055519
Hahahahahahahahahahah ok schizo enjoy the grave

>>509053264
Bullshit. I am ready to die. I hate waking up in this place. I will not kill myself but when Death comes I will be happy.

>>509053383
>>509055263

Shills infighting.

>>509055495
Make death optional. Incentivise risk of death with fame and money like bloodsports

High IQ thread by intellectual anon. Nothing matters all the space explore bullshit should be stopped. All money to niggers, faggots should be stopped. All resources only must go to biotech,general engineering, medical, pharma, for one goal- immortality

>>509056581
The way to the tree of life is barred by the flaming sword. And for good reason

>>509055495
We're already not having many kids. Why do you think all the first world media is pushing no kids so hard