Is it possible to make an exit bag for under $200? That includes all materials and gas? is there a cheaper alt than Helium?

Asking for a friend

>>509056463 (OP)
Yeah, you can off yourself with your shoelaces if you aren't a bitch.
But I guess that's not the answer you are seeking, because you are, indeed, a massive pussy.
The greatest joke the universe ever played on us was to not give you the balls to off yourself.

you would be better off channeling your grievances into a creative endeavour

>>509056706
ok that doesn't really answer my questions but , thanks for sharing.

bump

why complicate it so much
hanging is so easy it's like getting choked in a fight

>>509056463 (OP)
wouldn't the sealed plastic bag suffocate you first anyways

>>509058171
Only if you dont have the Helium on. The feeling of suffocation is triggered by high CO2

>>509056463 (OP)
>is there a cheaper alt than Helium?

Yeah find a drug dealer and OD on fentanyl or some kind of opiate.

>>509056706
>jeet
>internet tough guy
lel
go eat shit faggot

Just drink a whole bunch of coffee and chew a whole bunch of nicoteen (swallow the spit for hours) and then get a really bad stomach ache and die in agony! That's how ancient niggers did it and that's how I'm going to do it!

>>509056463 (OP)
There are entire websites/forums for this shit, man. BP firearms are cheap, too, and (assuming you're aren't a prohibited person, cause otherwise it would be highly illegal and good bois don't break laws), a slamfire shotgun is pretty damn easy to make and under $100 even today. Purely for legal, recreational purposes, of course. I too am an avid fiction writer.
Also, didn't uncle Terry behead/skull-crush himself with a passing train?

>>509057962
Cervical dislocation (brain stem fucked in a few 100ms) vs. vascular compression (out in 5s) vs asphyxiation (out in 2-4 minutes, like the old lynchings, pretty brutal).

Good luck on your dark fiction novel, anon!
>t. a fellow writer
Also, when writing a suicidal character, it's best to have them think things through and not commit on whim/emotion. Makes for a more compelling, understandable character.

>>509056463 (OP)
You could buy a highpoint for like 100

>>509058911
Pretty based ngl

Stop, don't kill yourself. Submit to God and you will be healed. Islam will heal you.

Take the Shahada and learn how to pray Salat. You are at this point, you might as well try.

I care about you and I know that Islam heals people, so I invite you to become a Muslim.

>>509056463 (OP)
You can LPG but it gets you high while you asphyxiate, not exactly pleasant. On the plus side it permanently cured my suicidal thoughts

>>509056463 (OP)
if helium worked so great, they'd use it for government executions, but they don't retard
but go head, cause yourself permanent brain damage while you rip the bag off in panic when half your brain is already dead

>>509056463 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/lar5uj.mp4

>>509060901
I'm jealous of browns in a way because they have strong communities. I've suffered a lot with bad mental health over my life and it would have been with a support network. Whites are PVP zone FFA behavior.

>>509056463 (OP)
don't do the cope bag

better take some powerful evil people with you, while you ride to Valhalla

>>509060901
proof religion is a made-up cope for desperate losers without practical skills to maintain their mental health

>>509056463 (OP)
Just start gambling and/or degen option trading. If you don't have money, take out a loan.
You can always ack yourself later. But if you win bigly, you can get a taste of the good life.

>>509062114
Sounds like a good idea, just don't tell the bank you're going to kill yourself if it doesn't work out.

ITT: anons help a jew kill himself
Just jump off something big ya fucking cheapskate. You're a pussy quitter btw, fuck you faggot. Harder men than you, who have seen realer shit than you, have lived through it ya weak dog.

>>509056463 (OP)
>is there a cheaper alt than Helium?
CO2. Propane. Nitrogen.

>>509056463 (OP)
Just fart in a plastic bag and pull it over your head. Does the exact same thing.

>>509062740
>Just fart in a plastic bag and pull it over your head. Does the exact same thing.
methane, natural gas.

>>509056463 (OP)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH9yEs8V72o

>>509056463 (OP)
Bro. Who cares how much it costs. You die at the end. Swipe a credit card.

>>509062641
>Propane
Hey Hank

>>509063928
>Bro. Who cares how much it costs. You die at the end. Swipe a credit card.
Some people aren't selfish, and dont want to leave their family with debt.

>>509064323

the debt dies with the debtor, retard

Helium shortages mean most commercially available helium tanks are diluted with normal air nowadays. Your body will immediately recognize you are suffocating and activate the panic response/survival instinct, meaning you will die in agony.