https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdbkvJznmwU

God status: Tricked

>>509057725 (OP)
Is the a jew pill thread?

literally watching in disbelief

>>509057725 (OP)
>buy two, get one free
>for every three switches sold price of one is deducted as promotion at checkout
kek, jews jew themself

>>509058306
Lmao

>>509057725 (OP)
Howsit work?

Does picrel make you seethe too OP? Nazis should be uncomfortable.

>>509057725 (OP)
Reminder the entire jewish religion makes 10,000x more sense when you realize its literally just a series of jews "TECHNICALLY" not breaking Gods Commandments.
Then God in response "TECHNICALLY" not smiting them as a result.

Its alwasy fucking hilarious to watch jews try and lawyer their way around their own religion, ffs, the entire Talmud is literally just a bunch of jewish lawyers arguing over the technicalities of gods laws.

It also makes Christ 10x more funny to think about because Christ is basically God going "Ok you all are being retarded being trying to look at the rules as Rules as written, Christ is going to tell you the Rules and Intended." Immiditly gets killed.

>>509058766
>magic hocus pocus

>>509058306
?

>>509057725 (OP)
and if that's what they think about their own god, imagine what they think about you

>>509058612
The way it works is, when you switch it to sabbath mode, it sends a continuous stream of energy/power to the circuit, and when you move the switch, you basically move something to block that circut from being completed.

The jews, hilariously, think that flipping a switch is technically work, because it creates fire (Electricity), but this magical switch makes it so that it does not actually create the flow of electricity it just blocks it from completeing, so when you switch it, you technically are not creating fire.

Whats fucking hilarious is that if you have any basic fucking understanding of how wiring a house works, or a what a fucking breaker box is, you realize that light switching already do this exact same thing.

>>509057725 (OP)
it's funny when you realize all this is just jews jewing jews

>Jews smart enough to fool God
>/pol/ tards think they are going to fight smart Jews who can fool God

>>509059026
Best post here.

>>509059103
Oh it's an ingenious design that either breaks or completes the circuit? As opposed to regular switches which can only break or complete the circuit.
Jews are indeed the highest IQ - so much so that they can outsmart God himself.

>>509057725 (OP)
i think that, like many traditions, the wise rabbis created these rules to protect their flock. jews need to practice sitting alone in their dark homes and scheming privately with one another because the goys are waking up and (soon) they will again be hunted and marginalized in society. they need to know how to be truly sneaky and able to bear the deprivations and hardships of persecution. not doing any work on their holy day IS the magic ritual. they have abandoned tradition and lost their real magic.

>>509059103
So its basically just a reverse light switch?
Where the circuit is default closed instead of default open?
I swear the jews come up with some really funny ways to try and trick moloch

>>509057725 (OP)
>buy two, get one free
jews jewing jews

>>509059026
if that's what they think of God's laws imagine what they think of our laws

>>509057725 (OP)
>save $46 per year!
>12c per day
>jewing intensifies

>>509057725 (OP)
How can I get in on creating jewish technology to outjew the jews out of money?

>>509057725 (OP)
rabbis don't approve it btw
so no
it's a pretend reformist jew thing

>>509058306
That's how it works, you pay for 2 and the third is free

>>509058766
>>509059342
Kys kike

>>509061530
> rabbis don't approve it btw
so no
it's a pretend reformist jew thing

>>509059103
> The jews, hilariously, think that flipping a switch is technically work, because it creates fire (Electricity)
Aren't jews supposed to be smart and educated? This seems rather "meshugge".

>>509061530
It's all pretend anon
You eastern world freaks have to keep your eastern evil confined to the evil east

>>509058868
It makes sense once you realize that everything banned on the Sabbath was literally someone's full time job.

Even just lighting and putting out candles was something you would pay someone to do as it was labor intensive to maintain lighting in a large space.

At one point or a other, doing things for yourself was rolled into "work", then doing things with technology also came into being "work"

Ingenious product.
Not only does it kike kikes but it also makes /pol/tard nazis SEETHE

Thank you happy merchant, you were always the greatest ally.

>>509057725 (OP)
They're not the only people doing this. Mormons and some Muslims do similar stuff.
Mormons have this thing called soaking and bedshaking. Russian Muslims have a saying about drinking vodka: "During the day Im Imam, at night Im Ivan".
People just keep trying to trick an omniscient omnipresent deity.
That's why I like Catholicism. No tricks, just perpetual guilt.

>>509058300
I thought it was a comedy sketch for a while.

Why wouldn't Jews just convert to Christianity to avoid this bullshit