Thread 509063960

>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

>>509063960 (OP)
The next war that Norway will have to fight is against the Islamic Caliphate of Al-Swedestan.

>>509063960 (OP)
hell yes I missed these threads. do you guys need another visit from my United States Navy?

>>509064392
we'll kick your ass too, faggot. your one (1) "aircraft carrier" has a fucking ramp. bongs need to learn their place.

>>509063960 (OP)
I bet I could 1v1 the norweigian navy with a scuba suit and oxy acetylene torch

>>509063960 (OP)
Can you please put us out of our misery already and stop just talking about it?

>>509063960 (OP)
Sorry, not sorry, Norgay, but we will destroy the US first and there will be nothing left after we're done. TOTAL MUTT DEATH

>>509063960 (OP)
Alright come do it. Mobilize on the U.S and put us out of our misery if you can do it

>>509065149
American education

always loved that pasta lmao

>>509065598

why would chili have cucumber in it?

i have an idea to destroy the usa for centuries but browns could steal it and act retarded so yeah

>>509063960 (OP)
>yuropoor can't stop thinking about Americans
nany such cases

>>509063960 (OP)
>Norwegian psych ward turned on the internet access again
Summer break has now officially started, I guess.
...I'm missing that rhythm of life as a non-student, as a man who earns his own keep, as a non-subhuman. I have to see in external factors that time actually does pass, otherwise I would be celebrating Christmas in May

>>509063960 (OP)
It's one of these faggots.

>>509065718
>he doesn't know

>>509066100

correct

>>509065333
CHECKED

>>509063960 (OP)
One post by this id

>>509063960 (OP)
But you guys are all gay and faggy and shit now. You guys don't have what it takes anymore to pull it off.

>>509064392
>norway
>europoor
even for a souf-east retard like yourself this is retarded.

>>509066633
the swedebros sunk one of your heckin aircraft carriers in a wargame, piece of piss. these sneaky nord cunts have been loading up on some of the stealthiest attack subs known to man.

>>509063960 (OP)

So these are the speed boats we get from you, hope they're any good.

>>509067367
>piece of piss
Calm the fuck down bongoloid. I thought you guys didn't need yurop and wanted to care about yourselves

>>509067367
>in a wargame
There's your problem.
The US also lost a war against the gulf arabs, in a wargame. We know with hindsight that Iraq folded with a speed only second to how Denmark and the Netherlands folded to nazi Germany

>>509067683
>I thought you guys didn't need yurop
we don't but i appreciate innovation in allies. their subs are better than ours and also yours in this one very specific situation. to a know nothing mutt like yourself they just look like shitty diesel+battery subs. but i guarantee all your submariners are glad the chinks haven't got them.

>>509067695
>slovakia
>giving a bong shit about naval business
fuck off you landlocked faggot.

>>509068292
>to a know nothing mutt like yourself
So rude. What a cunt you are.

>>509063960 (OP)
no (r) way

>>509068435
>What a cunt you are.
fair enough, i'm right though.

>>509063960 (OP)
Skjold ships are made with Burgertech™. They use Pratt & Whitney engines. Nice.

>>509069118
Britscandigermans are forgetting who their betters are

>>509063960 (OP)
I can't even find Norway on a map

>>509063960 (OP)

Another jewish larp thread. These guys legit need to be killed.
All they do is sow dissent.

You know /pol/ is cooked when all the brown zoomers here recognize 0 of the famous copypastas.

>>509069819
Many such cases

>>509063960 (OP)
>When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide
Helge Ingstad (F313) status ?

>>509063960 (OP)
Why have you been posting this for say 6 or 7 years now.
Whats in it for you

>>509063960 (OP)
Cool shitpost Ivan.

>>509063960 (OP)
B-2 Bombers have left the U.S. and are on the way to Norway.

>>509073261
oh no a hole in the hill

>>509065598
NO COOCUMBA I WANT TO DESTROY MUTTS FIRST!!!

Lol nigger

>>509069535
People expect that from Burgers.

>>509063960 (OP)
Did you know they dont even let you go fishing in the navy? Like what do they expect you to do sit on a boat for months at a time in the middle of the ocean and do what? They should at least let them go fishing.

>>509063960 (OP)
Why is the norwegian navy made up of cartel boats?

>>509063960 (OP)
Norway seems to be begging for freedoms

>>509063960 (OP)
you were spamming this exact 'le funny thread' over a year ago, it's still not funny.