>be friend's uncle
>go to china
>read newspaper report about a guy who sold his license plate for ¥14,000,000 to rich superstitious chink
>license plate was all 8s
>chinks think 8 is lucky
>¥14,000,000 is like $2 million
>get idea to make similar plate in US to bait wealthy chinks
>but wait
>H is 8th letter
>H + 8 = double lucky
>think it a genius investment idea
>fly back to NYC
>order "HH 88" vanity plate for BMW
>drive around chinese neighborhoods waiting for chinese billionaire to appear like a pokemon
>instead get mobbed by hasidic jews
>chased
>yelled at
>car pelted with garbage
>no clue why this is happening
>take car to mechanic
>mechanic sees plate
>immediately says fuck off
>ask whats the problem
>mechanic points at plate and says he knows what that means
>tell him it means good luck in chinese
>mechanic says youre not chinese
>get kicked out
>online posts start circulating
>"nazi BMW spotted in brooklyn"
>DMV flooded with complaints
>state steps in
>voids plate, sends normal ones
>receive letter saying hate speech not tolerated
>devastated
>never get the chinese money
>feel awful and ashamed
>dont care about the hitler stuff at all
>complain to this day about not getting the occultist bugman fortune

https://thelampshade.net/2010/11/03/hh-88-hitler-license-plate/

>>509075666 (OP)
Check'd and kek'd.