"Please officer, I'll do anything if you'll just let me go" - /pol/ (#509076609) [Archived: 706 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: OkO8KzzwUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:05:36 AM No.509076609
underageDUI
underageDUI
md5: 60160cb9646828a996ddaefe5a2e5592๐Ÿ”
>wut do
Imagine how many times a year cops get propositioned by criminals to "just let them go".
https://youtu.be/0cNe01K3Gx8
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Anonymous ID: MVpash5QCanada
6/30/2025, 1:10:12 AM No.509076943
>>509076609 (OP)
being a cop before body cams/cell phone cameras must have been the best job in the world
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Anonymous ID: Y5vrHSp2United States
6/30/2025, 1:12:34 AM No.509077121
>>509076609 (OP)
shes beautiful
Replies: >>509077652 >>509089174
Anonymous ID: xJXbaLXZNew Zealand
6/30/2025, 1:14:19 AM No.509077244
>>509076609 (OP)
>AXON BODY 3
Harsh rating by the AI patrol bot
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Anonymous ID: KI5laQfMUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:14:53 AM No.509077288
>>509076609 (OP)
Shoeonhead has went downhill
Anonymous ID: fP31ni9tUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:17:30 AM No.509077493
>>509076609 (OP)
>go through with it
>whore cries to a judge the next morning
>get hit with rape charge because you're "in a position of power"
>life over
No pussy is worth that.
>>509076943
I know some local boomer retired cops that told me all about the shit they got away with with a smile on their face. One of them showed up hammered drunk every day and covered up a murder, got away with all of it.
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Anonymous ID: I+2JxkqDBulgaria
6/30/2025, 1:17:40 AM No.509077509
would
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Anonymous ID: tV+AG5fKUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:19:30 AM No.509077652
>>509077121
>>509077509
You anons like lopsided titties?
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Anonymous ID: SG/11miiNetherlands
6/30/2025, 1:20:07 AM No.509077718
>>509076609 (OP)
Not understanding they all have body cams they can't switch off lol
Anonymous ID: 2rDM6MnzUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:23:50 AM No.509078001
>>509077493
Sounds like Boston PD today.
Anonymous ID: +vG3KFB7United States
6/30/2025, 1:24:36 AM No.509078064
>>509076609 (OP)
Dumb bitch will complain about men being perverts and predators the day after lol
Anonymous ID: +pg79QJrUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:25:18 AM No.509078114
>>509076609 (OP)
Just take the jail time you retard. It's not that hard.
Anonymous ID: wGsItLk8Romania
6/30/2025, 1:25:28 AM No.509078125
>>509076609 (OP)
Implying she wouldn't accuse you of rape the next day lmao.
Imagine going to prison as an ex-cop rapist kek.
Anonymous ID: vJkT9LkuUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:27:13 AM No.509078264
dio wine
dio wine
md5: 9d7d2de641462774bc4e00160412722a๐Ÿ”
>>509077493
>No pussy is worth that.
That's why you take her under a bridge and dump her corpse in the river when you're done.
Anonymous ID: 9npMT+HzUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:27:51 AM No.509078316
stop right there criminal scum
stop right there criminal scum
md5: bc34c0f348b98266ce3932833e31302c๐Ÿ”
>>509076609 (OP)
Book her, Danno.
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Anonymous ID: HDMH+usqUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:29:53 AM No.509078473
Police are fucking cringe for recording everything
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Anonymous ID: wGsItLk8Romania
6/30/2025, 1:30:05 AM No.509078492
>>509076609 (OP)
She's dressed like a whore, white cucks allow their daughters to go out like that.
Pathetic.
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Anonymous ID: i8Sc0NLUUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:31:22 AM No.509078589
bitches wanted police to wear body cams, well now police can't do shit without it being recorded. sorry little gril. off to jail
Anonymous ID: 7v6+AHWkUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:31:43 AM No.509078614
>>509078316
thanks asshole now itโ€™s stuck in my head
Anonymous ID: 0+7jUAVWCanada
6/30/2025, 1:33:16 AM No.509078739
>>509076609 (OP)
cops love picking up young drunk girls and fucking them. in canada if they pick up a drunk native girl they're allowed to kill her after
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Anonymous ID: BC7KwQq/United States
6/30/2025, 1:34:01 AM No.509078793
1737429955817235
1737429955817235
md5: 6c7d97b6952a08e36b68d716f33ad109๐Ÿ”
>>509076609 (OP)
Wouldn't
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Anonymous ID: Dzel9t0zUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:34:11 AM No.509078810
>>509077493
This is why you should kill cops on sight
>>509076943
>>509076609 (OP)
Kill cops on sight
Blow up the police station
Kill their kids

T. Victim of multiple civil rights violations and no branch of government will do their fucking job including the FBI, kill FBI agents too
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Anonymous ID: j7adtE1XUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:34:32 AM No.509078834
>>509076609 (OP)
Is this a Class of 09 reference?
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Anonymous ID: yjR9NGJx
6/30/2025, 1:35:24 AM No.509078890
>>509078739
more like native girls will give it up to anyone to get off the rez and away from their rapist dad brother uncle cousins and friends.
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Anonymous ID: xeQ3iyOsUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:36:06 AM No.509078944
>>509076609 (OP)
WOULD
Anonymous ID: fP31ni9tUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:39:07 AM No.509079177
>>509078473
Believe me, they'd kill to not have to use them. The only reason they're required is because of a bunch of whiny shitskins, which has hilariously backfired by showing their true nature to millions on youtube.
Anonymous ID: Cw7Zs4FIGermany
6/30/2025, 1:40:28 AM No.509079285
>>509076609 (OP)

must be shitty that due to the cameras cops cant accept sex bribery anymore
Anonymous ID: OkO8KzzwUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:40:32 AM No.509079289
PSU
PSU
md5: 428ba3d63cf39c90b8d5025e3aa66bb6๐Ÿ”
>>509078834
>Class of 09
I see you
Anonymous ID: dBWeJE+WUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:44:34 AM No.509079613
The cop is such a retard.
>What's the point of taking it if you've already arrested me for DWI?
>"To submit to a chemical breath test"
Obvious subnormal intelligence. He won't explain that they have her dead to rights if she takes it, but if she doesn't she risks being convicted because they lack "scientific proof" of her innocence. Fuck that cop.
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Anonymous ID: 0+7jUAVWCanada
6/30/2025, 1:45:02 AM No.509079642
Screenshot_20250629_194426
Screenshot_20250629_194426
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>>509078890
t; canadian cop
>>509078793
woooouuuld
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Anonymous ID: 0+7jUAVWCanada
6/30/2025, 1:45:41 AM No.509079680
>>509079613
They're not hiring their brightest beaners
Anonymous ID: qxQO/LLCUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:46:39 AM No.509079752
My body cam would malfunction I.e. me turning it off.
Anonymous ID: Dzel9t0zUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:47:41 AM No.509079842
Screenshot_20250629-194712-078
Screenshot_20250629-194712-078
md5: 7c2e3dea777c642cbfa138dc845c9a38๐Ÿ”
>>509079642
Wouldn't
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Anonymous ID: Ih20PNKjUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:48:14 AM No.509079886
>>509079613
>Obvious subnormal intelligence. He won't explain that they have her dead to rights if she takes it, but if she doesn't she risks being convicted because they lack "scientific proof" of her innocence. Fuck that cop.

no they send you to get your blood drawn if you refuse
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Anonymous ID: fP31ni9tUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:48:39 AM No.509079920
>>509079613
All cops do this talking in circles bullshit while giving non-answers. The answer is always that they're trying to incriminate you more. "Dispel my beliefs that you're drunk" always translates to "I need more evidence for court."
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Anonymous ID: dBWeJE+WUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:49:49 AM No.509079998
>>509079886
>I'm not doing anything until I speak with my lawyer
Anonymous ID: dBWeJE+WUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:50:19 AM No.509080036
>>509079920
Bloop
Dick goes in
Anonymous ID: I+2JxkqDBulgaria
6/30/2025, 1:51:03 AM No.509080091
>>509077652
yeah
Anonymous ID: IC7qPLH0United States
6/30/2025, 1:51:15 AM No.509080101
>>509077493
It only worked if they did it to lower class individuals. Like that case with that cop that raped dozens of female junkies but didn't get caught until he did it to an upper class black woman
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Anonymous ID: 0+7jUAVWCanada
6/30/2025, 1:51:21 AM No.509080107
>>509079920
Imagine being ritually humiliated by some mushmouth beaner?
>>509079842
jej
Anonymous ID: by29Sl+JUnited States
6/30/2025, 2:41:13 AM No.509083780
>>509078834
Is that the shape of her lopsided titties? 09?
Anonymous ID: sO1UMX6WCanada
6/30/2025, 2:52:37 AM No.509084530
>>509076609 (OP)
Would/10
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Anonymous ID: OkO8KzzwUnited States
6/30/2025, 3:02:28 AM No.509085198
1679280818
1679280818
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>>509084530
Death_to_JewSA ID: q5G4ezyVGreece
6/30/2025, 3:04:28 AM No.509085335
problem
problem
md5: 21fe60c0b7963e51874d46270bb1d633๐Ÿ”
>>509076609 (OP)

She's ready for the jewish porn industry
Anonymous ID: J8ESPG82United States
6/30/2025, 3:04:50 AM No.509085371
>>509077652
You gay or just retarded?
Anonymous ID: HmUkaXe8Germany
6/30/2025, 3:04:54 AM No.509085374
Untitled
Untitled
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>>509076609 (OP)
They certainly ARE stupid enough to do so a roastie at work I gave a ride home to once back when I used to drink got me out of a DUI by flashing cleavage and turning on the water works. After he let us go we shared a good laugh at the cops nigger like IQs. Suckers!
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Anonymous ID: wbFaQxcRUnited States
6/30/2025, 3:08:35 AM No.509085612
>>509076609 (OP)
bro does that cop even speak english
Anonymous ID: 7k2iBAOsUnited States
6/30/2025, 3:18:08 AM No.509086302
>>509078793
They're following her shoulders, retard. They're not lopsided kek have you ever been laid, faggot?
Anonymous ID: ZnAjzug7United States
6/30/2025, 3:21:01 AM No.509086482
>>509080101
Why would rape ANY black woman tho?
Anonymous ID: 4fRec2sFUnited States
6/30/2025, 3:23:07 AM No.509086658
wood nut in cider
wood nut in cider
md5: 54fb643f6b2e30e8bb2cb8e4a2722129๐Ÿ”
>>509076609 (OP)
Anonymous ID: MifIM6ptUnited States
6/30/2025, 3:25:18 AM No.509086832
>>509076609 (OP)
Generally these cops know repeat offenders and what they have done, so they are easily denounced
Anonymous ID: rwsShlLgUnited States
6/30/2025, 3:26:46 AM No.509086950
>>509076609 (OP)
ZAMN 16 yo cholas look like THAT??
Anonymous ID: EyA1Z+REBrazil
6/30/2025, 3:36:45 AM No.509087641
>>509076609 (OP)

I never took easy on women, men I would just give a verbal warning and let go if possible. Women already have too much an advantage in life.
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Anonymous ID: 2UqOH+4LUnited States
6/30/2025, 3:41:50 AM No.509087977
>>509076609 (OP)
"wow maam you sure are acting like one humdinger of a prostitute right now."
Anonymous ID: Vec8TZ98United States
6/30/2025, 3:44:12 AM No.509088109
>>509087641
Based Brazilanon looking out for his fellow kings
Anonymous ID: AaAF9IhhUnited States
6/30/2025, 3:47:37 AM No.509088313
>>509080101
He was railroaded by a dei detective. They couldn't even mention in court that 90% of the accusers backed out because their stories were so full of holes and the detective investigating the cop had promised them reduced sentences and better deals.
Anonymous ID: EBRDGXkYUnited Kingdom
6/30/2025, 3:49:25 AM No.509088428
>>509076609 (OP)
I was watching a lot of bodycam vids recently and it's crazy how so many offenders respond in the same way, like they've been trained to do so. The armchair lawyer routine, demanding badge numbers, the muh kids routine, crying abuse or rape or racism or police brutality or can't breath etc when cops touch them despite it all being on camera etc
>>509076943
Nah it seems like hell. Literally every woman is going to say you raped her, every guy is going to accuse you of brutality, racism etc regardless of how you behave. It's basically like a DDoS attack. The comfy corrupt cop getting bribes and pussy etc is mostly only a thing in places where big organized crime groups make the real rules and have largely infiltrated local police/courts/etc.
Anonymous ID: iYuG0+aIUnited States
6/30/2025, 3:50:00 AM No.509088466
>>509078793
>>509077652
Don't you fags know that's how you can tell if a woman is drunk?
Anonymous ID: aeRTgZt3United States
6/30/2025, 3:52:43 AM No.509088637
>>509078810
>T. Victim of multiple civil rights violations and no branch of government will do their fucking job including the FBI, kill FBI agents too
You and me both.
Had some faggot ex employer send me death threats 3 times, with the third one being 7 years after I quit and had no contact with them.

I called my local sheriff and they told me that it was likely a scam and to just ignore it and hung up (despite me having documented proof it was them and past reports).

Same guy had a history of doing this. His company is known to sell pirated software, scam vulnerable customers like Alzheimer patients, and the guy himself would bring questionable aged girls into the office that always seemed distressed (I suspected sex trafficking).

Despite all my reports, nothing. All this time later he's running a startup that he scams stupid people with crowd funding.

7 years in, their scam startup has barely $100k revenue (likely faked), a few hundred thousand in assets, and $9m in debt despite raising like $7m. Yet they go out and beg every year for money.

App has sub 10,000 downloads too. Some faggoty social media app.
Anonymous ID: CsLQnW0yUnited States
6/30/2025, 3:54:28 AM No.509088744
1613615481705
1613615481705
md5: bfe23c916131a574236a0133842f3c51๐Ÿ”
>>509077244
Kek. Good eye, anon.
Anonymous ID: CsLQnW0yUnited States
6/30/2025, 3:59:00 AM No.509089031
>>509085374
Overly intelligent cops can be talked out of arresting people, and cannot help doing what's right, just and sensible. They want rockheads who know nothing but procedure, with everything else going in one ear and out the other.
Anonymous ID: THCWcfnDUnited States
6/30/2025, 3:59:22 AM No.509089064
>>509076609 (OP)

Nothing worse then a mexican cop. That fucking beaner pig mummbling orders. He sounds like a blithering idiot. Fucking mexicans should be banned from any government positions.
Anonymous ID: z5cI8/7K
6/30/2025, 4:00:59 AM No.509089174
>>509077121
She's so not even with makeup on, I bet she's hideous without it.
Anonymous ID: HmUkaXe8Germany
6/30/2025, 4:02:48 AM No.509089290
5ed864190a0c79e7f112fefbb86f342bf15c575b-1
5ed864190a0c79e7f112fefbb86f342bf15c575b-1
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>>509076609 (OP)
Does this snitch bumper sticker get you servile blue badge nigger bootlickers beta's out of DUIs if you swallow the good officers load after he climaxes in your mouths?
Anonymous ID: uOw1Mz2aAustralia
6/30/2025, 4:03:21 AM No.509089334
file
file
md5: 22bc2f4ac3c6b7f19230752664690820๐Ÿ”
>>509076609 (OP)
check this one out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZTbnUJ-m2U
35 she says
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Anonymous ID: LvUHjzfsFrance
6/30/2025, 4:03:25 AM No.509089339
saudis-noses of islam
saudis-noses of islam
md5: 214cd2dacdc5059d2c64b3faa5f16669๐Ÿ”
>>509079842
From Israel or Saudi Arabia
Who nose
Anonymous ID: ojkZg2AgUnited States
6/30/2025, 4:30:47 AM No.509091045
>>509076609 (OP)
My dad was a cop in the '90's, he said he got blowjobs all the time from random women. He said it would get weird though, like having some woman want to suck your dick with her dead husband in the next room, but a blowjob's a blowjob.
Anonymous ID: NNsG4eXzUnited States
6/30/2025, 4:36:09 AM No.509091356
>>509078492
A Balkanoid would think she's white lmao. Look at her facial features and those of her mother, then how here mother speaks and who I assume is her sister. She's mixed race, you can see it in her face
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Anonymous ID: cOBZNobcAustralia
6/30/2025, 4:37:26 AM No.509091422
>>509076609 (OP)
>>509078793
Obey the Walrus? She's mid.
Anonymous ID: fArTmBa8
6/30/2025, 4:38:29 AM No.509091496
>>509091356
now this is chud posting lol

touch grass incel
Anonymous ID: QDz/VFvvUnited States
6/30/2025, 4:39:43 AM No.509091571
There was that one hapa cop who let women go for sexual favors but they were all black streetwalkers and they reported him
Anonymous ID: /J6y/UsiUnited States
6/30/2025, 4:42:32 AM No.509091723
>>509078793
Spoken like a true virgin.
Anonymous ID: 36nYNHSnUnited States
6/30/2025, 5:22:57 AM No.509094094
>>509089334
damn
Anonymous ID: JwKDZGf8United States
6/30/2025, 5:24:22 AM No.509094168
>>509076609 (OP)
that's a man
Anonymous ID: /5x+P0AOUnited States
6/30/2025, 5:24:45 AM No.509094184
>>509078810
You should try stopping your niggering ways, maybe?
Anonymous ID: YTkj+kDDUnited States
6/30/2025, 5:25:19 AM No.509094214
assaultgranny8
assaultgranny8
md5: 6313d7ea9d54da33eff9e757e5ef7246๐Ÿ”
remember that asian cop that made black grannys suck him off? wtf was that about?

imagine getting life in prison for a black grandma blowjob kek