New whiteness chart.

>>509078768 (OP)
My only evaluation of this is based on utility. If I am at home, it is more efficient to sit down. Whereas if I am out somewhere and need to pee outside of a bathroom, standing up is more efficient. It is that simple.

>>509078768 (OP)
Why are Germans such fucking sissies? Is this from being beaten in both world wars or did they always do this?

>>509078768 (OP)
Sit at home. Stand in public. Simple as.

Germans have these things called "Sitzpinkel"
You put it in a toilet and if you don't sit down it publicly chastises you

>>509078768 (OP)
i also shit standing up. tired of my dick rubbing against the inside of the toilet bowl

>>509078768 (OP)
I usually sign when I'm at home. Usually this gives me some time for a break, maybe I will browse the net a bit or whatever. I actually am currently not taking a shit, but posting here anyway, for example.
When I'm out I always stand up, especially if there is a sink.

>>509079362
>tired of my dick rubbing against the inside of the toilet bowl

damn you must have a big dick

>>509079406
>sign
I mean sit

>>509079040
Because the urinal is for standpissing and the toilet is for sitpissing.

>>509078768 (OP)

>>509078768 (OP)
Why would you choose to put your ass on a toilet seat?

>>509078768 (OP)
Bullshit. Who the fuck stands up to piss, then sits down to take a shit where they just pissed? What waste of time. Just sit and do both.

>>509078768 (OP)
OK fine but that is only half the story, what about all the women who stand up to pee, like the macho man tatted American women all do?

>>509078768 (OP)
Only time I sit down to piss is just to run the clock at work and browse on my phone for anything new.
Other than that, I'll never sit on an unfamiliar toilet; that's how you get chlamydia.

>>509078768 (OP)

Do a chart on whose men are chad enough to shit anywhere they please.
Watch the Aryans win.

>>509078974
I sit at home because it's cleaner. In a public bathroom I stand