Anonymous
ID: 6x+FMiUN
6/30/2025, 3:54:12 AM No.509088722
>be me
>be time traveling reptilian
>end of the day, sun is setting
>"oops i forgot to buy eggs and the grocery store will be closed 3.6 minutes before i get there."
>bigidea.jpg
>travel back in time 3.6 minutes to get eggs
>earth revolves around the sun at ~66,600 miles per hour
>4,000 miles in 3.6 minutes
>earth diameter is 7,926 miles
>accidentally teleport to the center of earth
>die in lava
Huh. Guess they're not real.
>be time traveling reptilian
>end of the day, sun is setting
>"oops i forgot to buy eggs and the grocery store will be closed 3.6 minutes before i get there."
>bigidea.jpg
>travel back in time 3.6 minutes to get eggs
>earth revolves around the sun at ~66,600 miles per hour
>4,000 miles in 3.6 minutes
>earth diameter is 7,926 miles
>accidentally teleport to the center of earth
>die in lava
Huh. Guess they're not real.
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