Population: 11,000~
Has a total of 2 flights per week
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuvalu

If not, would there be any other tiny quiet place you’d consider?

no you fucking moron, that's a turd waiting for a big wave to flush it

One particularly tall wave and everyone is dead.

That looks claustrophobic as fuck being unable to walk in a horizontal direction for more than 1 minute and not even being able to drive a car or ride a bicycle even

I don't see the appeal. In terms of practical topography you'd be better served going innawoods in Alaska if you really wanted to be in the middle of nowhere

>>509090499
>>509090519
Over exaggerated

>>509090429 (OP)
Only as a vacation home.
One good storm or tsunami and that place is gone.

>>509090708
Well it was the first thought I had as well. The people on that island deserve whatever happens to them.

>>509090944
you're an idiot, why even waste any resources on that at all
the only people who live there are polynesian cannibals who avoided being eaten by their somoan counterparts
literal race of marooned crazies

>>509090429 (OP)
Incest Island

>>509090429 (OP)
I mean there's more right?

>>509091125
It's not the only atoll in the world, and obviously if I could afford a vacation home on an atoll I'm rich enough to not care if it gets wiped out.

I thought /pol/ was gonna take it over years ago?

>>509090700
Alaska's much harder to survive in. Tuvalu is warm year-round and has an abundance of fish right there. Alaska turns dark for like a quarter of the year and dips below 0 in most places in the winter
>>509090676
Who cares about driving or cycling if everything's in walking distance? You'll get your vehicle kicks on your boat.

>>509090429 (OP)
That just seems like a really bad fucking idea

>>509091122
Lol, what did the islander do to you

>>509091222
Only the government officials are allowed cars there, everyone else walks or bikes

>>509090429 (OP)
I see places like this and think about living there, and how you could bring more material to build up your spot, over hundreds of years and generations to raise them from the sea. I wonder if everyone who lives there is obsessed with getting more rocks and sand and soil.

Wait, that's the plot of waterworld.

>>509090519
They are expecting the whole place to go under due to the sea rising. They have already been granted a ticket to come here more or less.

Why don't they just build an underwater city in the atoll instead? Seriously why is everyone so boring these days? Where's the sense of adventure? Being in the history books as the first aquatic country would be something else.

They could have dolphin bordellos to get the tourist money from americans and bulgarians. Uboat tours for billionaires. The possibilities are endless.

>>509091199
>It's not the only atoll in the world
Other atolls didn’t get the cosmic luck of being assigned the .tv top level domain so they don’t have amazog paying them a small fuckload of money to use it

>>509091681
If I’m not mistaken there’s an underwater restaurant in Norway, so it seems like the Scandinavians Btfo out of the Pacific Islanders in this regard

>>509091222
>Alaska's much harder to survive in. Tuvalu is warm year-round and has an abundance of fish right there
You want to live in a place that is hard to survive in. Otherwise your descendants eventually devolve into loincloth wearing savages

>>509090429 (OP)
Tuvalu is great. The eco nutters went on ad nauseum about that island sinking into the ocean, arranged for companies to use their country code (.TV) and pay the island for it, did a giant fundraiser. Turns out since then it has grown in land area. They don't talk about it anymore.

>>509091319
>everyone else walks or bikes
And they're still obese as fuck kek

>>509092217
Lol
ITT - we roast the fuck out of Pacific Islanders

>>509091681
Boats would be better and would solve a lot of problems. But these guys are dirt poor so they will never do it. BUT one thing I do know will happen is that when some of these guys remigrate elsewhere that rich fucks will come in and buy the island up and *POOF* no more climate emergency.

>>509090429 (OP)
didn't /pol/ want to take over Tuvalu at some point?
am I remembering that right?

>>509090429 (OP)
Fuck no. One small kink in the supply chain and you are instantly eating each other to survive. You might as well be living on the fucking moon. Hard pass.

>>509090429 (OP)
No fuck no

>>509091133
CHECKED

>>509090429 (OP)
home insurance would be high.
also, 1 bad storm and its over.

>>509090429 (OP)
I want a time machine, to go back to 1000AD, in the spot where Queenstown is in NZ and build a self-sufficient house. If I got bored I'd hop in my time machine and vacation for a week or two in different eras in different places.
But mostly I'd just enjoy the comfy solitude and know no other human being would turn up for 300 years at least.

>>509093249
Why the queenstown area?

>>509093330
There's a nice big lake you can fish in. There's some nice mountains for hiking. It generally looks cozy.
My other option was somewhere in Montana, which is arguably prettier and has the fishing and hiking. But there would be tribesmen about in 1000AD, and just being somewhere where humans weren't would be the main consideration.

>>509090429 (OP)
there are so much goy-endless-cash being passed around that one can imagine what sort of citizens are there.

fuck these shitskins

>>509092884

Looks like the fishing would be good.

>>509091284
>Lol, what did the islander do to you
Nothing, that's why I said "whatever happens to them". I don't actively wish them harm, but it's also very much not my problem.

>>509090429 (OP)
Island life is hell OP. Every resource is limited and dependent on unreliable ships/planes. If you’re out of food/water/whatever you’re fucked until resupply

>>509094882
>Island life is hell
Yeah, it would be miserable.

>>509090519
Just learn to swim nignog

>>509090429 (OP)
I can't believe/pol/ hasn't moved there yet. We've talked about this already.

>>509093249
Incidentally, reading a book right now that's like that. Adrian Tchaikovsky, "One Day All This Will Be Yours".

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/54303485-one-day-all-this-will-be-yours

https://libgen.li/ads.php?md5=8DE2C65EFE30D5CF672FD9C3667A6E4B

>>509095625
>https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/54303485-one-day-all-this-will-be-yours

Lol
Looks like this guy had the same day dreams during lockdown, except he turned his into a novel. I shall have to give it a read.

>>509090429 (OP)
I tried to get a job on Kwajelein. Even more remote.

>>509091681
a certain visionary had such a dream, she only needed to procure enough blackmail to get the ball rolling, but her fixer (and husband) got caught

The terramar foundation and private island submarine tourism wouldn't have happened without her

>>509092532
yeah
/k/ and /g/ joked about it for a while, /pol/ came to the actual planning/bribing phase
and then got a big fuck off letter from the american government kek

>>509091681
Building underwater is legitimately harder than building in space

>>509091681
I still don't see why we don't have any proper sea-steading communities yet, even if it's just a small city that's just barely in international waters and exclusively populated by multimillionaires/billionaires
They'd have yachts to ferry them to the mainland and maybe jet hydrofoils that ferry cargo of luxuries/land-based food to the community, there'd be proper hydroponic+aquaculture farms too though so they're somewhat self-sufficient
Eventually the cost of the tech would come down from their pioneering of it, and you'd be able to sell your 500-700k land house and buy a sea-stead property if you're the adventurous type
It's not like a large amount of people are going to want to do it since the seastead lifestyle is probably not for like 80% of the population but I'm certain there'd be enough adventurous pioneers to get a few sea-nations started

>>509098179
There was supposed to be a /pol/-esque takeover of Haiti by a chudtuber called Lord Miles but he stopped posting about it and went back to sucking off brown Afghans and Pakis

>>509091122
>The people on that island deserve whatever happens to them.
I don't see you refuting OP's claim that the possibilities of Tuvalu being submerged are exaggerated, faggot.

>>509094999
checked

>>509091146
This is the main part

>>509090429 (OP)
Wasn't there a volcano or some shit a couple years back that basically erased this place completely?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFdgOQRPm4s

>>509090429 (OP)
I once went to French Polynesia—Bora Bora and Moorea. Not quite Tuvalu which is poor as shit but still remote. I would have stayed there, yes

>>509101547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFdgOQRPm4s

>>509091681
Seasteading is a cool idea that I wish more people took seriously.
Just think, we could build entire free cities in international waters.
Libertarian paradise.

But that's different from what you said.
What you said was gay and dumb

>>509098537
Differential pressure is a bitch.

>>509101772
Looks like aquatic blacks everywhere on a tiny strip I get claustrophobic just thinking about it

>>509090429 (OP)
i know a handful of quiet out of the way places in mexico on or near the coast. might move there someday.

>>509090429 (OP)
I already does
And it's nice