Mortician here - /pol/ (#509099316) [Archived: 766 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: zd9/EQQeCanada
6/30/2025, 7:02:47 AM No.509099316
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I just got into contact with the family members of a murdered pilot. They want him to be embalmed but itโ€™s messed up cause she stabbed him in the heart and on the face so hard that his nose was sliced up. She flushed down his nose the toilet. Idk what to do here. I suggested not embalming and having a close casket but this will be messed up. What should I tell the family
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Anonymous ID: nSIrSXvtCanada
6/30/2025, 7:05:30 AM No.509099444
>>509099316 (OP)
Ask her to make you some pesto lasagna
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Anonymous ID: hC/aI1ySUnited States
6/30/2025, 7:05:41 AM No.509099452
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>deranged frogposter kike thinks heโ€™s clever by posting fictional domestic violence threads all day
Many such cases
Anonymous ID: ehh+D3HIUnited States
6/30/2025, 7:06:45 AM No.509099494
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Okay that's enough
Anonymous ID: JOwDOyFfUnited States
6/30/2025, 7:08:31 AM No.509099557
>>509099316 (OP)
If you were actually a mortician, you would have had to do postmortem rhinoplasty and facial reconstruction at school. So are you bullshitting, or?
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Anonymous ID: Zw3n5wORNetherlands
6/30/2025, 7:10:15 AM No.509099634
>>509099316 (OP)
Create a prosthetic nose out of lasagna.
Anonymous ID: gHiEPt6AUnited States
6/30/2025, 7:12:07 AM No.509099711
>>509099557
Look at his flag, they don't teach you that shit in Mumbai.
Anonymous ID: VHxoqRTPCanada
6/30/2025, 7:17:01 AM No.509099939
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>>509099444
>pesto lasagna
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Anonymous ID: nSIrSXvtCanada
6/30/2025, 7:19:36 AM No.509100071
>>509099939
Hi steve
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Anonymous ID: RND9WqVEFrance
6/30/2025, 7:23:51 AM No.509100305
>>509099316 (OP)
put a clown nose on him, and call it a day
also, what does him being a pilot have to do with anything?
Anonymous ID: DUI3fp0CUnited States
6/30/2025, 7:25:17 AM No.509100370
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>>509099316 (OP)
They make prosthetics for this kind of thing
Anonymous ID: VHxoqRTPCanada
6/30/2025, 7:42:26 AM No.509101100
>>509100071
Hi Jeff