I'm drunk.

>>509100875 (OP)
Must be nice, OP. I drank 8 pints of Wernesgruner last night and barely got a buzz. Tonight I'm 4 Wernes deep and 3 7.2% IPAs deep and barely feeling it. Hang in there brother. 4th Reich within our lifetimes or our money back

>>509100875 (OP)
Jews did this

>>509100875 (OP)
Same

I'm only buzzed but still lonely.

>>509100875 (OP)
I smoke weed everyday

>>509100875 (OP)
I just puked yellow bitter shit from me drinking beer and vodka yesterday
Alcoholism is hell on earth i tell ya.
Been strugling with this shit for 15 years

>>509100929
A 6 pack of 16oz Natty Daddys at 8% shouldn't even get you drunk. You drink like a bitch.

>>509101777
Yep, that's liver disease.
Find an AA meeting.

>>509100875 (OP)
Luckyeeeeeee

>>509101890
Nah its not its your gawl bladder or whatever...if you drink to much you get that shit in your stomach and you'll be fucked till you puke it out
Sometimes i wish my liver would give out so i can die already ....its just a lot of pain

>>509101890
Wuop here it comes again .....gtg

>>509102014
The yellow liquid would be bile.
That's produced by the liver, and stored in the gallbladder.
You're fucking your body up pretty hard either way.

>>509102014
I feel for you anon

I'm eating fruit snacks. No wait. Just finished.

>>509102097
>>509102072
False alarm
Yep been drinking myself to death ever since i got back from stan
>zogbot
Soo yeah... hell on earth

>>509102686
Literally go to rehab anon.
We all know you have unlimited welfarebux from the VA.

>>509102686
I'm at a loss for words.
I know what addiction feels like.
I wish it upon none.
I hope you find peace fren.
May your remaining time be free from physical pain.

>>509102784
Shit doesn't fucken work bro ....did the 12 step , fucking aa whatever , when i relapse it gets even worse

>>509100875 (OP)
I'm chunk

>>509101777
Bile. I do this too

>>509100875 (OP)
I'm allergic to alcohol

>>509100875 (OP)
Proof?

>>509102784
Lets not talk about the VA pill treatment of this shit ok?

>>509100875 (OP)
hi drunk im high

>>509100875 (OP)
your IQ drops .005 each time you get drunk with accumulative effects

>>509100875 (OP)
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING DRUNK POSTING ON 4chan

>>509102830
Have you tried SMART recovery?
AA is honestly kind of retarded... it's basically
>Just pray your addiction away bro
Anyway the VA will pay for you to go to rehab again and again.
May as well give your body a 30 day break, if nothing else.

>>509100875 (OP)
I'll catch up
t. First night alone since the seperation/divorce what not, it 420pm long ways to go

>>509102945
I don't buy that shit ....that would put me in the negatives

>>509102968
Yeah probably rehab again

>>509102968
Wuop here comes the puke train again!!!
WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF!!!

>>509103070
False alarm.....again ....hell on earth i tell ya hell on earth

Based annon

>>509100875 (OP)
If you can quit that shit anon do so ...i literally pray my body will give up on me so i won't have to suffer
Whoever came up with alcohol needs to be shot

>>509100875 (OP)
>be middle-aged me
>get entry level job at Walmart, evening shift
Six O'Clock dinner break:
>drive the pickup across the lot to the in/out store
>grab a Wok Box Mongolian beef+broccoli
>grab evening liquor plus a single tall can
::Georgian Bay Vodka Lemonade Blackberry::
>put mirrored aviator shades on
>eat fast food
>wash down with said tall can & American Spirit cigarette
>CBC radio is on my F-150's factory radio the whole time
>something about aboriginal recognition month
>nod head, sip tall can, take drag
Hour later, back to grind...
>tackle the cardboard, graciously help customers
Suddenly it's 8:30 - head back to parking lot...
>CBC radio - measles discussion
>snap open a tall can of La Fin Du Monde
>light American Spirit
>don shades because it's still sunny here in the summer evenings
>cart dude approaches and we talk D&D shit
>figures it's coffee in my take-out coffee cup, but it's straight booze
Break #1 done.
>tackle more cardboard
>time flies unpacking toys
>make-up a riff using the "Puppy Guitar" and amuse co-workers... BTW I'm 48 years old
9:30 PM - Break #2 (see Break #1).
>not even buzzed
>take back road home because I live in the more expensive side of town
>sip tall can along the way
>back into my driveway
>have a couple of more 9% Belgian ale tall cans while smoking and chewing fat on my cell phone
>finish off the ale and whiskey in my garage where I have a laptop powered by solar
>thank God I have a big dick and big balls

>>509103737
If i can puke the last bit of bile out my stomach maybe i can fall asleep a few hours
Help me God

>>509103913
You think you can continue that lifestyle be my guest bro, after a while you end up in a pretty bad place,if you can stop i urge u to do so but be my guest keep at it