Why can't westerners be more civilized like Indian people?

>>509103379 (OP)
This, even as a White woman I agree with you OP
Imagine calling Indian folks "dirty" while most of us wipe with paper
https://youtube.com/shorts/0o0ArArobOs

It's your fault for not having enough kids, Hirohito. That and you have to bully sikhs/hindus and mohammedans (penis buh). Don't let the gaijin win.

>>509103379 (OP)
In fairness toilet paper is fucking horrendous, I switched to wet wipes and I can’t go back

>>509103771
Just get a bidet, there's cheap toilet mounted ones.

first you use the paper then you wash with the bidet, what the fuck is this weird either/or mentality
>in a public restroom
...you use the paper obviously, or you just hold it in until you're home.

>>509103379 (OP)
This has to be a fake post
Some retard giggled to himself as he typed this up
Saying this as a jeet hater btw

>>509103525
Are these people aware we use soap and water on our hands afterwards?

>>509103379 (OP)
>Why can't westerners be more civilized like Indian people?
Meanwhile Indian people:

>>509103525
Your sentencing and grammar choice shows that you are a rapejeet larping as stacey. Nobody is falling for your larp, ramloo

I use wet wipes exclusively. Superior cleaning, and you can select from a wide range of added stuff like aloe, chamomile, shea butter. Imagine sitting in a meeting with whites in poop stained underwear, indians covered in aerosolizes shitparticles. Meanwhile you sit on your buttocks, clean, moisturized, oiled, fragrant. Like a royal throne. You are the king in the room.

>>509103939
Bidets remind me of old people ever since my parents got theirs installed.

"Wiping your ass with your hand is cleaner"

>>509103525
होमोसेक्सुअल

>>509103379 (OP)
Wet wipes are the civilized choice

>>509104175
who cares the post got 117 upvotes kek jeets agreed

>>509105082
Yeah, I didn’t say jeets were smart
They literally worship animals and rocks lol

>>509103544
This really is how they all think. This is really horrifying. I’m getting freaked out by all this crap.

>>509103379 (OP)
what the fuck?

>>509104927
Yes, it has been proven by science
Indians are ahead of y'all

>>509105296
Yeah and they know it. They're committing crimes and shit too since they don't give a fuck about the model minority status anymore. Fucking faggot ass indian lawmakers got them to lower the remittances only for pajeets sikhs/hindus. We're close to being like Khannada. I'm just glad I'll be dead in 60 years. Don't want to be around all this curry body odor, sand niggers praying in the street, and orthodox kikes with their hats and sideburns.

https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/big-beautiful-rollback-us-lowers-remittance-tax-to-3-5-easing-nris-and-h-1b-workers-burden-how-it-will-impact-india-101748082578682.html

>>509103379 (OP)
Civilisation requires Sanitation

>>509103379 (OP)
fuck off Rakesh, go clean your streets

>>509103379 (OP)
Spraying shit water all over the place is not hygienic. Also, water does not even do anything. Spraying a trickle of water on shit won't remove most of it.

>>509105797
Tell that to your ancestors

If they care about bidets so much why do they shit in the street with no toilet paper?

>>509103379 (OP)
It makes more sense to use a tougher ply paper that you wet or use wet wipes vs running shit water all over the place with a bidet or this stupid contraption. Besides a decent diet means you wont have much to wipe in the first place. I wipe until the paper comes back pretty much mark free. And then you have these things called boxers and ass cheeks to sit on. Fat people could take a fucking shower and have more shit on their ass later from their gut pushing shit out during the day. And women and gays getting ass fucked. And all the gaping sluts. They have shit and piss covered underwear daily. Also imagine a bunch of 80 iq people using a plastic spray your ass bottle and carrying it with all their things and then shaking your hand. Society is so fucked now I have to pick and choose who's hands I'm willing to shake.

>>509106765
the whole bidet/water thing is washing your chicken stuff again

>>509106282
roman had no shitting streets

>>509103379 (OP)
Stop eating stuff that gives you constant diarrhoea and you won't need to hose yourself off every time.

This shit is just too funny.

>>509107722
>Imagine thinking you're coming to take over when it's clear you're being imported as a sub class of workers
>The only thing that puts this in jeopardy is literally how disgusting the locals find you

>>509106765
>It makes more sense to use a tougher ply paper that you wet
That's what I do. Then, when the final wipe comes back white, I use a designated hand towel that is kept isolated from everything else, wet it, wipe a few more times, then use the dry side and wipe until dry. Then I add a little bit of deodorant to the crack (not asshole), get dressed and go about my day. This is all done at home, mind you, because I rarely go out now and never shit in public unless it's an emergency (very, very rare). Also, the designated hand towel is changed regularly and I ALWAYS wash my hands after interacting with it.

I have this down to a science now. Bidets seem ineffective when you really gotta get clean. How would you even know you're shit stain-free without actually wiping and visually confirming? Just seems like a meme and actually putting in the hard work likely yields the best results.

>>509103379 (OP)
Based Chadjeet dabbing on filthy Cumskins who wipe with paper

>>509103379 (OP)
This guy carries and actual shitty water bottle around that he sticks up his ass? This is a joke right? The absolute disgraceful state

>>509110415
And you carry around a shitstain because you wipe with paper
Who is the disgusting one here?

>>509104329
They don't have soap and water so how would they know? It's the same thing as americans don't understand why an uncut penis is better. If you live your whole life mutilated or without soap you can't imagine a better world.

>>509103771
>Wet wipes.
LMAO

>>509107722
KEK I didn't even notice.

>>509103379 (OP)
>>509103525
>>509111069
Japan, Catalonia and nazi flag. Hey why not try the Kekistani one next?

intellectual conversations about ass wiping techniques

from the stupidest Japanese flag

Probably an Indian

>>509103379 (OP)
Why are Indians so fucking gay they need dildos to wipe their ass?

If you ever see a ton of liquid on the ground in a toilet stall, it's worse than piss. It's shit-water from jeets. If you ever see a jeet filling up an empty water bottle in a bathroom sink, he's about to to get shit-water all over the floor and wipe with his hand.

My toilet is next to the sink so I just run the faucet, get a little water on it, put a dab of hand soap on that and clean my ass with it. I also shit before I shower so I just give a good scrub afterwards too.

>>509105296
First time on /pol/?
GTKRWN
TKD
TMD
TCD
TND

>>509103379 (OP)
I’m just not going to use a bidet because all the shilling has convinced me they put the gay ass parasites in the water supply.

Sorry kikes, you are a hundred years too soon to trick me.

>shit on the street
India has street bidets? Truly an advanced civilization

>>509108457
Why don't you just jump in the shower if it's always at home
>Ass rag changed regularly
This means it's not single use..

>>509114338
Street defecation has been already eliminated under Modi's strong leadership

i love my HappyPo

>>509103379 (OP)
so they can't shit in a water bowl, next to a water faceut, and possibly next to a shower and perhaps a bathtub, because of toilet paper. But they can shit on the street without seweage nor plumbing, available water, or paper.

>>509112366
I didn't even notice, but I'm here mainly to steal memes and occasionally donate a laugh or two.

>>509116606
Only Pakis do street shitting. Its been eliminated in India

>>509103379 (OP)
>>509103525
>>509103544
>>509103939
Americans use wipes.

What the fuck are you animals eating that toilet paper
A. Doesn't clean your asshole??
B. Gets stuck to your ass???
You all need to evaluate what the fuck you put in your bodies you freaks

>>509103379 (OP)
Rapists

>>509103379 (OP)
Fuck india