XD

That can't be real.

>>509104026 (OP)
The elitists are rubbing in our faces the total ridiculousness of it all. something big is coming, this is their warning. prepare.

>>509104026 (OP)
I hope this happens because it would be really funny
imagine the president grog memes

its been talked about on pol, pol tards have bought into his blue collar approach and fashion. i thought he could be a dark horse but leftoids seem to hate him, also there were those stories about him having mental problems. so who knows

He is literally the only chance they have. They chased Tulsi off.
>Kamala
She is a proven loser. Twice. Remember she got 0 delegates in 2020 before being handed the VP spot.
>Newsome
All anyone has to do is point to California and he will never be elected.
>Bernie
like 10 years too late. Also a socialist.
>AoC
She will crash and burn harder than Kamala and Hilary. The hyperwoke horse shit is over.

>>509104026 (OP)
Could you imagine

>>509104026 (OP)
Lmao.

>>509104026 (OP)
This guy is grogposting IRL

literal gollum

>>509104026 (OP)
jared keeso for presidentia

>>509104722
They'll run with that Wisconsin witch (and lose)

>>509104026 (OP)
leftoids aren't going to vote for one of the biggest golems in US politics

can you imagine if he won and he goes on trips overseas wearing sweat pants and a hoodie.

Him I would vote for. Sandy, no. He is real she is a construct.

>>509104026 (OP)
Memes are becoming real.
The matrix is falling apart.

>>509104026 (OP)
yes, i love it, go fetterman, i 100% back this sound plan that will hold firmly into the future
is the vp pick also due to die prematurely? how about the cabinet selection that would assume power?

yea... fucking niggerfaggots thought i was sleeping?

>>509104743
>My fellow Americans, Grug here to help. Grug protec, Grug hit sand tribe with shiny sticks many times. Grug let you have butt sex, Grug no care. Grug think suit is for work, why wear suit when Grug co worker no work?

>>509104026 (OP)
The brain damage repaired his brain. Except he still loves israel.

>>509104722
This is a cope. Democrats are going to win the 2028 elections.

>>509104810
The one with the shiny plastic mannequin face? Yikes. Ponds cold cream slathered and glistening. Some people like that. Looks alien.

>>509104026 (OP)
unsurprising but good god America is retarded as fuck lmao even, we all saw them abuse an elderly man with dementia yes?

>>509104026 (OP)
He'll win. Israel will rig it for him

>>509104317
I am already giggling

>>509104026 (OP)
isn't this guy a kind of Frankenstein?

>>509104932
>it's a no brainer
>the first set of caskets to be sworn in to the oval office presented live on cnn by ghoul kathy griffin powered by chatgpt

>>509105017
demonrats top guy is gavin newsome, a guy who destroyed california, turning into fent zombie central, driving out hollywood, and letting spic riot for days.

it wouldnt be hard to take him down.

jd vance would have a much harder time with fetterman because fett comes off as a blue collar oaf, the type of guy vance needs to vote for him

golem instead of only spirit now in body too

>>509104703
>blue collar approach
Fester is a retard trust fund baby who role plays like a working man even though he’s never had a job in his life.consider killing yourself

fuck please let him dance across the stage with Biden singing puttin on the ritz with top hat and cane

>>509105288
My sides are in

>>509104026 (OP)
>Idiocracy wasn't supposed to be a documentary...

>>509104026 (OP)
Yes, Fetterman is a Jewish (Ashkenazic) surname. It is a nickname derived from the German word "Fetter," meaning "fat," with the addition of "mann" (man). While it has German origins, it is also recognized as a Jewish surname

Surprise, another crypto........

>>509104026 (OP)
He has my vote

>>509104026 (OP)
You would have to be a faggot to be a member of the democratic party, fatterman included.

>>509104026 (OP)
Cause he's the goodest goy. He stands up to the holocaust-denying Israel-haters.

>>509104026 (OP)
>Some Democrats
Did they only ask chuck Schumer?

>>509104026 (OP)

>>509104026 (OP)
Huh

Looks like someone who does funeral services

>>509104026 (OP)
This fag has never voted with Republicans

>>509104026 (OP)
Og will crush trumpism and make it a juicy smash borgar

>>509105117
Some believed he's a man of the people because he shows up to Congress in a hoodie, because a careerist sociopath would never do that.

>>509104722
It will be AOC.
She will smash it with an economic focused, pro-worker, anti-oligarch campaign.
The Dems and media will try to ratfuck her, but it won't work.

>>509104026 (OP)
Well, he is on of the more reasonable dems

>>509104075
>That can't be real.
Kamala ran, and dementia Joe supposedly won. Someone has to go after the retard vote. Praise democracy.

>>509106240
>Some believed he's a man of the people because he shows up to Congress in a hoodie, because a careerist sociopath would never do that.
He literally has brain damage. This isn't a joke, but that they're pretending he's a normal guy is a joke.

another jewish puppet

>>509106287
And that's how the Jews and globohomo get it their way for another 4-8 years.

>>509104211
Ai governance that's why they will be petting most incempetent clowna possible. Don't you remember how Trump have said "Christians you won't have to vote anymore". Palantir and BBB is abother piece of a puzzle

>>509106469
and we've never seen that before

Democrats: we lost possibly the most consequential election in decades because we installed a decaying human meat puppet with severe mental decline as president and the people rightfully revolted against him and irreparably damaged our reputation.
Lets do it again.

What the fuck is wrong with them. Are you trying to lose on purpose?

>>509104317
Hilarious

>>509104722
The Democrats are absolutely fucked. They've allowed far too much far left bullshit that is too unpopular build up in their party. But the cancer they willingly invited in has taken root and they aren't able to discard it and separate themselves. Fetterman is a good example of this. He's an actual Democrat from 20 years ago and the progressives fucking HATE him.

>>509105816
Imagine being a person so fat that it literally becomes your identity.

>>509106798
>He's an actual Democrat from 20 years ago and the progressives fucking HATE him.
This. I hope he runs, if for nothing other than the memes and liberal heads exploding

this guy is just a confused republican

>>509104026 (OP)
You have no idea how much I love this guy
I hope he becomes president and just beats people up during debates

>>509104722
If Dems choose a Republican-lite.... people will just vote for a Republican instead. So Dems wont vote for him and Republicans wont vote for him (besides PA).

>>509106287
"the dems and the media" are the only reason why she even exists.

>>509106798
>He's an actual Democrat from 20 years ago and the progressives fucking HATE him.
Thats why he wont win dumbass. Democrats ARE progressives now. The rest of the country isnt, which is why Trump won.

>>509107190
Anon, read the first sentence of my post again. I'm explaining why they're fucked in the rest of it.

>>509107190
>Democrats ARE progressives now
not all of them, but they're the dominant faction in the party.

>>509107235

>>509104026 (OP)
all you had to do was say protesting bad, israel good this whole time. wow. that's the key

>>509105169
Yeah he had a stroke or something and ever since then he's been bonkers.

>>509104026 (OP)
I've never heard of Ian Jaeger until now, but now I know he's an idiot

>>509104026 (OP)
>brain damage is the new democrat stronghold
okay.

>>509106721
> Are you trying to lose on purpose?
This seems to be the only thing that makes sense, the DNC is taking a dive with this jabronni
Maximum kayfabe

>>509105816
He’s openly Jewish - nothing crypto about it

>>509105288

>>509107474
First I have heard this...

>>509104026 (OP)
>some
as in you know who.

>>509106287
The browns hate the idea of having a crazy lady be president because they get enough of that in their own home. It basically pushes the democrat vote off a cliff. Doesn't matter what she stands for, there is too much sanpaku media of her for it to matter.

>>509104026 (OP)
He looks like the bad guy from call of duty 4

>>509107190
Democrat voters are not as much as a monolith as you(and the DNC) think.
That is the reason why Hilary and Kamala lost. They push the progressive shit HARD, and the normal, sane democrats voted Trump or just did not even bother voting at all. The only reason Biden won was due to how much of a shitshow 2020 was.

>>509104026 (OP)
that would be so fucking funny. They cant be that stupid can they?

>>509106287
>Dens will refuse to let anyone other than a brown woman be their candidate ever again

>>509107551
Because he's not Jewish just like your baseless claim about German names being Jewish names first and foremost

>>509107977
Not my claim it's google's

>>509107781
>just did not even bother voting at all.
This has been the only thing that matters, other than election tampering, since the democrats polarized people by demonizing W in 2000. Both parties just want, and need, to energize the base to vote. No one's aiming for the center, unlike 1996.

Electing leaders is for the fucking birds, because this shit actually works. Look at voter turnout, I don't think it's ever over 70% of eligible voters. All you need to do is scream at people how the world's going to end if the other party wins.

us is going to elect dumber and dumber presidents each year. i expect a paint bucket will take over administration soon.

>>509104026 (OP)

> 2024 cheetomaxxing
> 2028 ogremaxxing

>>509109721
>in same picture with big jew
welp, he's getting elected for real lmao

>>509104026 (OP)
>VOTE BRAIN DAMAGE
>He only betrayed his entire constituency, but he's pro-Israel, so fuck it, right?
I hate the DNC so fucking much it's unreal.

>>509106082
No, he looks like a Goomba from the 90s Super Mario Bros movie

>>509104026 (OP)
This is so stupid it must be real. The Dems always pick some asshat no one has ever heard of that appeals to no one and runs a platform everyone hates then try to force you to take it.

>>509104026 (OP)
Only Wayne Lambright can save us

>>509109892
Both parties are anti white jew puppets. This government sucks. All redditors need to be kicked out of the country or hunted down though.

>>509107873
There's a good chance this is true. I've often thought the Dems will have to lose 5 elections in a row before they start realizing they're retarded.

I can see them thinking third times a charm by the time 2027 rolls around because they'll have been gassed up on enough TDS to have deluded themselves into thinking things are different this time.

It will be hilarious seeing them try to convince everyone the next Republican is "WORSE THAN TRUMP!" after all of their predictions about Trump failed to come true 12 years in a row but I'm sure they'll get some of their idiots on board with the narrative.

>>509104026 (OP)

>>509109813
what a kike

>>509104026 (OP)
I wish this was true. Joe Biden 2.0

>>509107873
More or less yeah. They recently brought in David Hogg because they wanted to try to start bringing the white male votebase back over to them, and then immediately kicked him right back out because he was too white and too male. They're a parody of themselves at this point.

>>509106904
Could easily have been that it was synonymous with the ability to eat a lot i.e. wealth

Can't they find a single handsome 55 years old with a silver mane to run? That's literally all you need in politics, a handsome reassuring middle-aged man for old retards and women.

Basically a younger Biden, there's millions of democrats it's absurd they can't find one.

>>509107672
I have no idea how people are able to have that look on their face constantly. I tried once and had to stop after a minute because it was actually painful straining my face muscles like that.

Unlikely but he has openly shilled for Israel so I can see the establishment wanting that caveman

Is being retarded/demented some kind of legal requirement to become POTUS?

>>509105288
based classic movies enjoyer

>>509106287
How does centralized government not eventually lead to an oligarchy, though? Someone will always, always, make sure to install themselves above everyone else. Rules for thee, not for me. Even Communist China is said to be run by a small group of families (I forget the exact number of families).

>>509104026 (OP)
He looks like a Spider-Man villain.
I don't know what his policies are but he does pull off the suit.

>>509104026 (OP)
>Democrats want the future of the party to be a literal 70IQ braindamaged Frankenstein's monster because he's the only one still willing to fellate Israel openly on the left
The US is beyond parody at this point

>>509110481
Evidentially so.

>>509106069
This was my first thought.