Anonymous
ID: 3RZY5f0T
6/30/2025, 11:03:00 AM No.509110562
Now my old lady is all pissed off but she'll get over it. Once in a while I get me an Acid cigar at the tobacco place and there is this tall, goofy, shy blonde with glasses and no tattoos, no kids, no black bfs, but she does have the flirty tongue ring thing and uses quite a lot when talking to me. I can make her blush every time. My old lady doesn't like it either, says shes just a dumb dizzy blonde and doesn't like when I call her dear or sweetheart or any of that (same with waitresses lol). Now my neighbor friend he needed smokes and his car is all messed up, needs to put a new alternator in, he lives with his "I'm forever sick" mom who is on those oxy pill things, addicted and I've lived here 13 years and only saw her 4 times, she is in bed high and depressed all day so he, the son, sort of runs the house, takes care of her. Like most incels he has that shy thing going on (no big deal) but still wants a gf. So I took him with me and he had some stage fright so I put my ventriloquist skills to work and used him as my dummy only I did the talking
>"Honey, he thinks you're terrific"
It was kind of retarded but worked.
She came to my house afterwards and that's what pissed off the old ball n chain the most, she saw her as a threat even tho I only did for Matt. So I sent her over there and I had to work Sunday but he's up odd hours with his mom and I just now saw him about 25 mins ago smoking out on their porch, he gave me a thumbs up and he now looks like one of those people who smiles all the time and she is still there too, her car. She is like I think 27 or 28 and he is 22 , I don't even know why I am telling you this since you will probably just call him a child molester no matter what. FLuck you haters, I'm making some coffee and gonna sit outside with the other half of that cigar. But is still IS possible still even in the strangest timeline is the moral of the story. Later haters.
>"Honey, he thinks you're terrific"
It was kind of retarded but worked.
She came to my house afterwards and that's what pissed off the old ball n chain the most, she saw her as a threat even tho I only did for Matt. So I sent her over there and I had to work Sunday but he's up odd hours with his mom and I just now saw him about 25 mins ago smoking out on their porch, he gave me a thumbs up and he now looks like one of those people who smiles all the time and she is still there too, her car. She is like I think 27 or 28 and he is 22 , I don't even know why I am telling you this since you will probably just call him a child molester no matter what. FLuck you haters, I'm making some coffee and gonna sit outside with the other half of that cigar. But is still IS possible still even in the strangest timeline is the moral of the story. Later haters.
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