Where does Ambush behavior come from? - /pol/ (#509118876) [Archived: 764 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: LqaMB+yaUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:50:46 PM No.509118876
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Now that the dust has settled, where does ambush behavior come from? I kind of think its gay. I think other men getting the jump on other men make their cocks rock hard. What are your thoughts?
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Anonymous ID: Bm4cEiCbUnited States
6/30/2025, 1:53:36 PM No.509119020
>>509118876 (OP)
>Where does Ambush behavior come from
basic human hunting strategy from 2 Million B.C.
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Anonymous ID: 5G5Umqt/
6/30/2025, 2:01:54 PM No.509119458
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>>509118876 (OP)
it comes from cats
cats do ambushing
Anonymous ID: qaymBdv0United States
6/30/2025, 2:15:07 PM No.509120179
>>509119020
>2 Million B.C.
There was no B.C.
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Anonymous ID: 09pxotUKUnited States
6/30/2025, 2:16:18 PM No.509120233
>>509120179
There was no time before Christ walked the earth?
Anonymous ID: yqsYGwxtUnited States
6/30/2025, 2:17:14 PM No.509120286
Why firefighters though? Even commies like firefighters.
Anonymous ID: 0JkQX1CXUnited Kingdom
6/30/2025, 2:20:25 PM No.509120453
>>509118876 (OP)
What is it about a perfectly viable military/hunting tactic that instantly makes you think of other mens cocks getting hard? That's the real question here, faggot.
Anonymous ID: sayIl9E2United States
6/30/2025, 2:23:26 PM No.509120648
>>509118876 (OP)
This thread glows. Fedboy here trying to turn the centuries old strategy that won the Revolutionary war "gay". Fuck you faggot fedboy.
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Anonymous ID: 0jA4fG2mFrance
6/30/2025, 2:33:14 PM No.509121175
am bush comes from people hiding in a bush to pretend they re not here, they pretend to be the bush, hence "am bush". today the meaning as been twisted and is not about larping as the president of the usa. the purpose was probably to masturbate without beeing seen. if people ahd a doubt, they woudl ask "is it you, gro-gug?" and they would answer "am bush", tricking the adversary into thinking the man was indeed a bush. it then devolved into a technique to attack people by surprise, corrupting the original meaning.

This man just wanted to have a wank but he had to be interrupted by voyeurs, utilizing the pretense of a forest fire to take a sneak peek and shame the man, which results in a conflict to the death. to see a man masturbate was seen by cavemen as absorbing their souls, and the only way to get it back is to kill the man who saw you. the jews don't want you to know this.
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Anonymous ID: LqaMB+yaUnited States
6/30/2025, 3:06:43 PM No.509122966
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>>509120648
Nah, im just associating the fact that humans are more likely to ambush rather than our Nordic alien crossbreeds. Down right odd. Wondering if its gay. Sounds gay.
Anonymous ID: LqaMB+yaUnited States
6/30/2025, 3:09:57 PM No.509123154
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>>509121175
Holy fuck, that second half of it explains everything.