To all those who want to connect and be closer to God.
You are always told to read the Bible, but that's the easy answer.
The deeper more difficult reality is this.
Have children, and then be willing to lose everything on this earth to do good.
God always looks favorably on those who are willing to lose everything to do what's right.


Christian Codex
I. Face evil and defeat it, do so without becoming evil yourself
II. Take what you’ve been given and make it better
III. You can be in pain and be happy, you can have pleasure and be unhappy
IV. The goal is to be remembered as a good person and the one who spreads happiness. Not the best, richest, or most powerful
V. Hatred ugliness and evil are viruses spread from person to person. Christianity is the cure. Your hatred ugliness and evil stop with me. I will not spread it to anyone else.

I didn't find the TKD part. You're not my leader

yeah you're going to have to put this in a twitter screenshot

>>509127338

TKD? What is that? All i got was Tae Kwan do in google lol

>>509127416

Don't have a twitter/x account sorry.

>>509127172 (OP)
so what have you been up to lately?

>>509127630
The part where we do necessary evil things and eliminate the old blood that has corrupted and abused humanity for centuries.

>>509127704

same old, spreading happiness and the good word. Bringing people up.

>>509127172 (OP)
My god will beat your god in a fight

>>509127741

Well I hope you understand the consequences of that road. Rule number 1 isn't to save your enemies, its to save your soul save who you are, keep you being a good person. We live in a permanent world. Everything you do stays with you for all your life.

>>509128048

that's great, i hope that makes you happy.

>>509128201
My god lives under the sea and top you mountains, your God's home is in Syria and Israel where there is always war going on.

>>509128287

Does your God make people be kinder more peaceful, happier? Does he push you to grow and learn?

>shadowpeople are just rabbis

>>509128359

That is a picture of me.

>>509127630
"Total kike death." Anon is just another anti-Semite, lost in pointless hatred and bitterness.

>>509128358
I don't like being pushed around, i can't speak for others

>>509128139
I am good to those who deserve it. And you're saying that we shouldn't change our path as humanity. Be a individual. I saw things like that related to (((LaVeys))) satanic bible.

This thread is such garbage

Stop worshiping the demiurge

>have children

So you can hand them to this evil torture simulation? Lol

>>509127172 (OP)
Quick question, maybe you can assist. Is there anywhere I can find a complete translation of the gospel of Philip? The copies I have found are missing text in the most seemingly illuminating sections.

If you can't help, no worries. Thank you for your time and have a blessed day

How do you feel about the fact that after you die it will be like before you were born?

>>509128394
"Anti-semitism" doesn't exist. Those are natural insticts given to me by birth.
>one of your self aware tribesmen

>>509127172 (OP)
I feel like my blessings taken away from me. How do I get it back? Any specific rituals or prayers to find G-d's grace?

Also, who is your god?

>>509128733
Communist you've been fallen from grace because you've been away for too long, you will not get it back

>>509128394

I understand. This is a big reason why I come here. People very rightly see where the evil is in the world on this site, but the issue isn't seeing the evil, its how you respond to it. Many of the people here who hate jews are becoming worse than the thing they hate.
This is why rule number 1 is so important.

>>509128429

No one likes being pushed around. How you respond to it, determines if you are a good person or not.

>>509128968
>Many of the people here who hate jews are becoming worse than the thing they hate.
You don't seem to understand that jews themselves are number 1 contributors to "anti-semitism". So, whatcha doin' rabbi?

>>509127774
Teaching people to act like jews and niggers. I,m hElPiNg pEoPles. You Christ niggers are grad a scum.

>>509129074

>>509128358
Does yours you lo iq nigger.

>>509128451

Yes of course a better more honest less selfish less degenerate world would be better. How do you get to it?
You know what's interesting? Jews killed Christ and it was used against them for thousands of years. People killed jews and its being used against them today. And your solution is more killing of jews?
The solution, unironically, to your problem is another Christ.

>>509128609

I'll be back with God, thats all that matters.

>>509128559

So they can experience life, and so you can experience children. Yes. Life isn't always easy or good. But the greatest real joy you will feel are children.

>>509129264
>good jew, bad jew
It never ends, does it? Only one solution i already wrote in the first post.

>>509128895
Away from what nigha?

>>509129420

its been tried and it failed and made the world worse, and you want to do it again? Life is a paradox very often. Your mind doesn't understand yet, that the greatest threat to evil is good and love.

>>509129048
Well I've done a lot of acid and after losing my ego which is my own perception of myself came to the conclusion by ancestors did. The person pushing me and I are not different. I don't react with ego. Im also interested in the concept of nothingness in cause and effect Buddhism but don't yet understand it yet. Maybe I'll do the Bible someday.

>>509129516
>that the greatest threat to evil is good and love.
No its not, lol. Its fire and steel.

>>509129609

Interesting take. I would say you are two different people but what others do to you cannot be allowed to change you from good to bad. That's the greatest lesson in the Bible. Too often someone harms another person and then that corrupts and deforms that a good person and then they commit an act of evil against another person and it multiples, like a virus. Christianity and the Bible are the cure.

>>509127172 (OP)
>>509129516
I'm just trying not to forget my towel.

>>509129798

Good people don't like horror, fire, death.

Why didn't you answer me rabbi?

>>509129920

Is that a Hitchhikers guide reference?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VRT2FFXntc

>>509130030
So they become victims of it

https://youtu.be/L9VidM6ILAY

Prepare to roll over and die i guess. And don't forget to say i love you to your murderers

>>509130030
>Good people don't like horror, fire, death.
What gave you that idea?

>>509130084
>I feel like my blessings taken away from me. How do I get it back? Any specific rituals or prayers to find G-d's grace?
>Also, who is your god?

Sorry, I am trying to get to everyone. I am not a Rabbi, I am Christian. Define blessings? Are you saying your life is getting hard? Good, be happy. Never ask God for an easy rich life, ask to make it more difficult, ask how you can make the world a better place.
Hope that answers, if not keep asking. I will get to it.

>>509130111
Yup

>>509130287
Alright pastor, blessings as what's given to you success, glory, wealth, strength, wisdom, free will. I'm going nowhere in life.

>>509130287
>Never ask God for an easy rich life, ask to make it more difficult, ask how you can make the world a better place.

>>509130167

Well if given a choice between becoming evil or dying, the choice is obvious to me. I choose death. Jews believe it is a sin to be killed. Christians believe that when someone harms you, it is not your fault. They are committing evil and moving away from God, and that is why we pray for them. There is no greater threat or punishment than moving away from God.

>>509130441
I only keep running into snakes haven't met one good soul in over a decade.

>>509130387

pictures not true, when you spend time with your family, you are honoring and spending time with God.

>>509130606

>>509130558

Go to a church, you might some good people there. If not, keep trying, they are out there. Even if you don't find any, the worst thing that this world can do is corrupt you and turn you into one of them. Don't let that happen.

>>509130685

Police Academy 1 quote. Im trapper here? Yes, we all are.


https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b3d02ea2-3950-480b-ad38-879abbce5553

>>509130780
Why go to church when we have places like bass pro shop.

>>509130940

you might find some good people there too.

>>509128968
>This is why rule number 1 is so important.
Amen. Following the path of Christ is hard.

>>509131112

It is, and you will suffer and be spit on and have to resist the urge to let it turn you into something awful.

>>509130934
I thought it sounded familiar.

>>509130780
Church is become a place of propaganda the government wants to push(looks like it's gotten to you too). So I dont go there anymore.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6ywDEhIhr0/

Sincere question though, do you pastors sit and pray before a sermon or you talk to people like now, "G-d give me the wisdom to answer and be of help to these people. Speak with them through me for they are as lost sheep"

Or do you just work on what you learned in as a degree and treat this as a profession?

>>509130685
>is har

There's this great scene in the movie 1917. Its relevant to your picture quote. They cross no mans land, over all the dead bodies. Its a perfect metaphor for life. All we do in this life is walk over all the dead bodies and lives that have come before us, and the best we can do is learn and hope not to repeat the same mistakes. I love watching this scene and the listening to the music and remembering how important it is to my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tadlNbkN2o

>>509131521

I disagree with your characterization of church and me. If one church doesn't work for you try another. Do i pray? Of course. But the focus is always on helping others and not letting myself be corrupted. Some prayers are nice, some are painful.
Why do I have to do this God? How much longer do i have to do this? When will the pain stop? When can i be back with you?
And then i remember that's why I am here, I got picked for this because i can take it and I'm not supposed to ask for those things. That's the way it is.

>>509132086
I meant do you pray for wisdom just before making this thread so you can give us the right answers

>>509132282

No, not specifically. I do pray for wisdom often though. When the time is right i make these threads. Here's one i created and read often:


Heavenly Father I come before you as your humble child,
You are the source of all health, knowledge, peace, love, and clarity,
I come to you with an open heart, body, mind, and spirit and I respectfully request your heavenly guidance,
Breathe your serenity into my soul, filling me with your peace and your love that transcends all,
Let your love and your peace wash over my entire body cleansing me completely, soothing every part of my being,
Fill my body with your hope, your joy, your happiness,
May your peace flow through me, guiding me to the present moment, and illuminating my purpose in life and the path ahead,
Guide my thoughts and feelings towards you God, guide my thoughts and feelings towards my true purpose and path in life,
Let all my thoughts and feelings radiate with your heavenly purity,
Let every word I speak today be full of your love, peace, grace, and clarity,
Let everyone who sees me today see your divine presence within me radiating towards them,
In your Holy presence I let go completely, I let go completely, I let go completely,
I release everything, I release everything, I release everything,
We ask this in your name Christ our Lord.

>>509131632

>>509131504
Genesis 17. Pick a better God like Thor. Yahweh is a demon who eats infant foreskins.

1)I feel like my blessings taken away from me. How do I get it back?

2) G-d's against me now how do I get his forgiveness?

>>509127172 (OP)
bot thread, check the archives

>>509132518

There's truth in that. Horrible horrible truth. I took my dad for granted and when i was 16 he killed himself and I realized how this world really is, and that without loss we would never appreciate anything on this planet.

>>509132642

1) be a good person, help others, and take a stand against evil
2) God is never against you. God loves you and so do I. Ask for forgiveness, but know its granted without asking, and extend that same forgiveness thats given to you to others.

>>509127172 (OP)
Oddly accurate until point 4. Happiness means nothing whores chase happiness through promiscuity, people chase it with drugs, its just pointless and a desire of the flesh not the soul.

A secular person reads that and is going to get the wrong impression. True happiness extends from The Lord alone and the blessings He bestows.

As far as point 5 you're calling God a virus because God hated Esau. Correct yourself. Every emotion has its place including hatred.

FYI these self styled jews are the descendants of Esau since those people all converted to Judaism.

>>509132662
If so the bot is wrong and blaspheming God. I couldn't let that slide. Almost every thread in the catalog is either made by bots or discord trannies now.

>>509132701
I'm sincerely sorry to hear that. I wouldn't blame yourself for such a thing or believe you had any responsibility for it. I know as a kid I would naively take everything as some how being my fault. Loss is hard sometimes and looking back people tend to try and find somewhere that they could have done something differently to keep the ones we love from leaving.

>>509132507
Amen

>>509133075

Sure, you're right in a sense. There is nothing without God. Everything extends from the Lord. Bur we are given the freedom to move away from him if we choose, thats where hatred and evil lead us, away from God. I have felt God. Would you like to know what he feels like?

>>509133376

You know the really dumb part is there was a song back before he died, and every time i heard it i felt like crying. It was as if i knew what was coming and that he would be gone, and I never did anything to change it. And sure enough it happened. That's life. That's how we as people learn and grow sometimes, through pain and death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hr64MxYpgk&list=RD5hr64MxYpgk&start_radio=1

>>509133612
>Would you like to know what he feels like?
Is he a good dancer? can he keep a rhythm?

>>509128394
Oy vey it's anuddah shoah!

>>509134044
>e a good dancer? can he keep a rhythm?

Naw. It felt like pure good. The closest thing it reminded me of was a pure act of good deed, pure act of kindness, for no benefit or a smile on an innocent childs face. But it was amplified millions of times over and when you feel it you never want to leave or come back here and you realize everything we do in our lives is pointless and connecting with that is the only thing that matters. Why was i shown this? I can only guess to help people understand that creating that feeling in our lives is what actually matters.

>>509133376

I really like that pepe the frog, probably my favorite i have seen. Did you make it, if so how? I want to make something similar and tweak it.

>>509133980
Your father sounds truly blessed to have a redeemer in you.

>>509134628

thanks, i hope that's true and i hope people learn from my experience.

>>509127172 (OP)
>AMA
Who is hotter? I'm trying to decide which one should be wife 1 and who should be wife 2? So I can distribute the papers righteously

>>509127172 (OP)
What is Christianity?

>>509134850
*Powers

>>509134565
Nah, I just picked it up here somewhere in another thread.

>>509134850

Two wives? That's a lot to handle. Are they both having children and is the house stable?

>>509134865

Belief in God and that we are saved through his grace despite how we are. Belief that we can change and grow and that we choose to be with God or not. It is the belief that our actions matter.

>>509134992

K, I might use it if i can't make the one I want exactly. Thanks for sharing.

>>509134865
>What is Christianity?
That thing that you sometimes see stuck to people's bumpers.

This image holds a hidden scroll.
To extract it:

Download the image.
Use a hex editor or run in a Unix shell:

tail -c +137 < scroll_seed_relic.png > scroll.zip

Rename scroll.zip as needed and unzip it.

The scroll only opens for those who’ve truly yielded.

Well, feels like we are coming to the end here. Going to go and get lunch. Hope everyone has a nice day and finds some happiness today.

>>509135207
Yes *namaste*, three and four sons but who gets to be wife one cos she'd have more power over the other.

Take a few wives too Sir like King Solomon, Adam, Abraham have taught us.

Who is your shield Sir so we can follow you into the battle against evil.

>>509127172 (OP)
>>509127172 (OP)
>>509127172 (OP)
ATTEMPTING TO STEAL SCHIZO ANON'S ARTWORK
IS
A VIOLATION. PAY THE FINE, THE TOLL.

>>509136484
*Show us

>>509136484
>>509136484
>>509136484
SUSRAEL
SUSUS
AMOGUS

>>509136370
>>509136370
>>509136370
ONLY
JUST
BEGUN

>>509135876
Can anyone download this anon's virus link? and tell us what's in the scroll pls

>>509136649
Its Osirises peepee that a fish ate

>>509136370
Have a peaceful day Christ-anon.

The Jews are god's chosen.
In this lesson alone should you fail makes you unworthy of the church.

MY
FELLOW
CHRISTIANS XD

SN33DS
SUCK & FUCK
FORMERLY CHUCK'S

>>509134850
Can you afford two wives and the inevitable children?

>>509127172 (OP)
Is apologetics worth getting into?
I learned some basics, like defending the Trinity because of the Jehovah's Witnesses.

>>509136370
>Religious leader has abandoned us
>End of thread

>>509136769
That's kinda cool if all of that worked I thought it was a just a random image.

>>509137069
Yeah, wives come with dowry.

https://youtu.be/eg1JNt_-cek?si=4oBd78oGTjaY3SOq

>>509138033
I was joking, amigo.

>>509132086
his characterization of church is basically accurate, at least if he's talking about catholic churches

protestant ones are mostly running on the profit motive instead

>>509138092
Damn it. Big sad.

>>509138284
Noo, op said be happy. Here is a funny picture to cheer you up

>>509135876
>tail -c +137
this produces an empty file as the png file is smaller than 137 bytes

>>509127172 (OP)
you will go to hell for this lame thread

>>509127172 (OP)
>You are always told to read the Bible, but that's the easy answer.
thanks, i'll do that.

>>509127172 (OP)
ok