Should I kill myself?

>>509136141 (OP)
Kill them instead and enjoy your inheritance.

>>509136141 (OP)
lol
you're already a fucking loser what's the difference?

>>509136141 (OP)
what parent wouldn't want you to get a job unless you were alreeady filthy rich and you were literally a kingly figure where they say " jobs for the poor". You have to be udderly delusional to not want a job, which thankfully i am, hence why i am on neetbux which i suggest you do you retard nigger, the fact you don't want a job proves you have probably have severe mental retardation. You don't want to suggest suicide because that means you will be put in a mental ward which is worse than death.

>>509136141 (OP)
Say NO to indentured servitude

Just get some lazy boy job at a library or book store or garden center or something.

>>509136141 (OP)
>My parents want to kill me. Should I get a job?
No. Death is better.

>>509136385
Its tempting
>>509136634
True I just dont want to go to hell for killing myself
>>509137029
My parents never cared when I started a business years ago which I ran into hard times during covid. Then I made some money in crypto and got an overpriced apartment to get away from them I ended up having to work 4 jobs to maintain. I burnt out super hard which caused me to move back with them. I almost chose to go homeless but I chose comfort instead. They watch tv all the time and just see me on my computer, they never actually cared about anything ive been through. Theyre just bummed I didnt go to school and get a job title they can brag to their friends about. I want to kill myself so fuckin bad.
>>509137233
I could do that but Id have to drive and I hate driving in my city even a few minutes there are reckless niggers as soon as I pull out of my neighborhood. Im trying to find a remote job but they judge me and constantly give me shit.

>>509136141 (OP)
Depends, how would you kill yourself?

>>509136141 (OP)
Just join the army and hurt yourself during basic training, go on gibs for life. It'll only be a few months but it will be worth it for a lifetime of gibs.

>>509138450
Shoot myself in the head

>>509136141 (OP)
So get a job. Youd rather die than get a job? Find a fun job, or an easy one. Get a restaurant job, work the fryers, its easy, and you get free food when you work.

>>509138634
At home with your parents? Are you gonna do it in front of them?
>This is all your fault.
>*blam*

>>509138558
They're pushing so hard right now. It's probably a really good time. Airforce is up to like 45 I think.

>>509138558
Thats an interesting idea but what if I get trapped into being a zogbot? That would suck
>>509138804
Ive done all that before Im just sick of this gay earth
>>509138868
Maybe but probably not id wait for them to be gone or go somewhere to do it and let the cops inform them

>>509139113
Oh if you're even questioning, you should join. Join the coastguard. You'll get to beat up Haitians.

>>509136141 (OP)
>get stuck forever as a le ghost
are you sure about that?

>>509136141 (OP)
Kill them dont be pussy.

>>509136141 (OP)
Nah just go live like diogenes and obeserve the world slowly falling into chaos.

>>509136141 (OP)
Ask them to set up a buisness for you... You can sit in your shop and play PlayStation all day.

>>509136141 (OP)
No, just get a job!

>>509136141 (OP)
I have checked out of the jewish prison bus

>quit wagie job
>sold everything I had in my name
>all property I own is in somebody else name
>stopped renewing IDs
>stopped paying taxes
>stopped paying car insurance/plates
>free groceries and free techslop (lots of it is hidden in the back nowadays but there are still plenty on the shelves)
Fridge is always packed, I have no bills or worries.

I am free.

>>509136141 (OP)
Just go on unemployment it's easy :D

anon, getting a job could be the best thing that's happened to you. It's good to get out of the house, desu.

>>509136141 (OP)
No.

>>509138558
>during basic
If you bail out too early you miss out on the gibs.

>>509139235
>coastguard
they have standards designed to keep retarded NEETs away. Army is the way to go