>Be me in 1st grade
>women teachers ban running on playground. No running is allowed from day 1
>kids run anyway
>supervisor woman forcefully grabs my arm
>says I have to sit on curb and cant play rest of the day since I was running
>I said but all the other kids are running
>she says well oh yeah? I caught you! I caught you! So you're done!

My mom was also christian and beat me with a belt. Why are most women so hateful and pathetic?

>>509142192 (OP)
>>says I have to sit on curb and cant play rest of the day since I was running
>>I said but all the other kids are running
>>she says well oh yeah? I caught you! I caught you! So you're done!
This sounds extremely British and like a Pink Floyd song.

>>509142321
It was up state Illinois in 2010

They banned snowball fights too. Those idiots should be hung on a noose and strangulated to death.

>lose my pencil on the way to class in middle school
>english teacher asks why I'm not working
>tell her I don't have a pencil
>she gets mad
>"Maybe you should ask to borrow one!"
>ask her if I can borrow one
>she gets even more angry
>"If I gave you a pencil, it would only be a matter of time before other kids noticed and started relying on me for pencils"
>"before long", she continues, "No one would bother to bring a pencil, and I would be responsible for providing everyone with a pencil!"
>I try to look empathetic and nod
>"So I guess you'll just have to sit there without a pencil and do your work when you get home!"
>I nod again
>even though that's what I was already doing when she started to flip her fucking lid at me
>the only thing her little tirade has accomplished is making her seem like an unhinged lunatic

>>509142761
Meanwhile IRL
>hey man I need a pencil you got one?
>sure m8

>>509142941
Yeah dude, I totally fabricated the whole experience because I thought a tall tale about being scolded by an utterly insane woman would earn me clout on an anonymous mongolian basket weaving forum

>>509143073
I dont get people like this. If you dont like 4chan leave

>>509142192 (OP)
>be me, 10 years old
>return to classroom from break
>find all my shit messed up on my desk
>ask who did it
>they point to the runt of the class
>lucky, someone I can beat up
>albanian too, so his parents wont be able to do shit to me
>sneak up behind him, grab his hair and start smashing his face on his desk, Cliff Booth style
>only stop when I hear the temp teacher start screaming
>"He started it."
>other kids backed me up, I think
>"Yes, but you continued it."

I was greatly confused by her response, still am to this day. Assuming she did not understand me correctly, I repeated what I had said earlier while speaking more slowly

>"He started it."
>anyway, end up being sent to the headmasters office
>dude didnt even ask, just told me to sit in a corner and be quiet

That same day I found out that the Albanian runt was indeed innocent. He even tried to tell me so while I was hitting him. Felt bad man. I ran into him a couple years ago, he drives a public transit bus now. Seemed rather content with his circumstances and was very cordial

>pic unrelated

>>509142761
>>509142192 (OP)
> be me
> be in 3rd grade
> teacher writes multiplication on the whiteboard
> calls every kid one by one to solve it
> every kid uses the method she tought them
> i just calculate it in my brain and write it there
> she asks me how i did it
> inmyhead.exe
> she gets mad and demands i do it her way
> i say i dont know how to
> she gets mad and beats the shit out of me for being too smart

honestly women should get banned from everywhare they are truly evil and will do harm to anyone they can harm their weakness toward men manifests itself in their cruelty to children

>>509142192 (OP)
>Be 8 yo white boy
>Friends with black neighbor girl 12
>Asks if I want to play the grown-up game truth or dare
>"Okay"
>She dares me to lick her penis
>????? "but girls don't have that?"
>Claims they do its just like really small and inside their bodies (I realize now she was talking about her clit but that's how she explained it)
>I do it
>Stops hanging around with me since I constantly want to play truth or dare or watch her pee
Fucking cunt turned me into a gooner