What are the political implications of the pungent crap I just took after two cups of coffee? Is it good for you?

sniff

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>>509142996
>>509142961
>>509142883 (OP)
She's a jewess

>>509142883 (OP)
Imagine what would happen if this girl sits on my face and braps so hard after eating a bowl of chili from Chilis that some shit comes out to fill the inside of my mouth and nasal cavity? Some undissolved beans would be included in the shit with a hint of onions and corn. It would be heaven on earth.

>>509142883 (OP)
Must be nice being attractive woman. They win just by existing

>>509143024
she looks better from behind

>>509143184
most do, way easier to have a good ass than a pretty face.

>>509142883 (OP)
Honestly i stink up the office hallway every morning with my coffee shits. Theyre massive lmao. I get to work 50 mins before everyone else, so i doubt they know its me, but its been like a year of stinky office shits.

The funny part is, i dont even have to shit UNTIL i get to work and have half a cup of coffee.

>>509143080
kill yourself gupreet

>>509142883 (OP)
nice body, but the mannerism would still make it a "no thanks" for me.
life has taught me that an annoying woman is never worth it, no matter how attractive she might look or how much she sucks your dick or whatever else.

>>509143529
trust me, they know its you. and they all talk about it.
>worker fag

>>509143024
She's like an ex-evangelical or some shit, shut the fuck up retard

>>509142883 (OP)
Interesting fun fact. Americans drink coffee instead of tea because the founders hated England so much that they wanted to detach themselves from the culture as much as possible. And they would write letters about their caffeine withdrawals. Eventually, they discovered coffee. A non-British way to get caffeinated.

>>509143762
I make 140k a year to do literally nothing. My mortgage is $1200 a month because i dont live in a nigger infested major city. Life is so cozy, welfare fag.

>>509143695
>life has taught me that an annoying woman is never worth it, no matter how attractive she might look or how much she sucks your dick or whatever else.
This anon gets it. After the horniness subsides peace and quiet is all that matters

>>509143915
>My mortgage is $1200 a month because i dont live in a nigger infested major city.
What dump do you live in thar your mortgage is less than half of mine?

Remember when your parents were proud of your full diapy

Never did figure out why...

>>509143024
>She's a kike

The horror

>>509143529
There’s this Armenian dude that works at my office. Nice guy but you do not want to be anywhere near the bathroom at the same time as these middle easterners

>>509143913
Please provide primary sourcing as this seems like an oversimplification

stop posting kikes

>>509142883 (OP)
She's 22 years old you suck fucks

>>509144292
no, post more

>>509143915
>140k
I am continuously amazed at how fucking poor /pol/tards are, how do you even cope to live your one life as a poorfag?

>>509144414
>140k is poor

>>509144414
You make 70k a year and are baiting

>>509143779
>evangelical
spiritually speaking there is no different

>>509143640
It's Rapewinder Kwan

>>509142883 (OP)
That's the first passing tranny so far

>>509142883 (OP)
I just want you to know how easy it is to hide threads like this
I literally just click that little minus symbol next to op and your entire thread is gone

All the effort you make is so easily repelled
Cool huh? Well bye

>>509144292
Our minds are waaaaay beyond that point, anon.

>>509142883 (OP)
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie

>>509144292
>right: b cup
>left: aa “cup”
What did he mean by this

Would like to put my novus ordo in her seclorum if you know what im saying

>>509144086
>Armenian
>these middle easterners
>superior American education