Thread 509158616

I mean, I gotta know, what does the real thing feel like?

>>509158616 (OP)
It feels like losing money :(

>>509158616 (OP)
It feels like getting poor
Hookers are ironically the cheapest option too, the live in girlfriends cost tons and wives cost everything

>>509158616 (OP)
Worse than porn
No joke
Porn is superior to normal sex, its not even competition

It feels like riding a bike eithout training wheels for the firs t time

>>509158616 (OP)
Im getting real tired of 42m people since 2020 as acceleration

>>509158855
But now you can go to the good mcdonalds with your friends

>>509158616 (OP)
it needs to be a hot girl or you'll be suicidal mid-coitus

>>509158616 (OP)
Smelly, horny, a few seconds of ecstasy after that burning sensation starts to wane. Followed by the shower of regret. It's basically jerking off, but very hit or miss depending on the moment, mood, and person. The Chemical high is either there, or you are still just forcing yourself to be into it.
Not very different honestly. The subtle electricity between skin contact people talk about is overrated. Usually some poster here finally gets his PP touch, then comes back to brag about how awesome it was. It's not really that impressive as an actual thing though.
Worst part is that it's more work, more clean-up, and achieves the same release.

>>509158616 (OP)
I only look at naked women. If you get off on watching another man fuck a woman then you are a KEK, simple as.

>>509159009
post nut clarity does indeed hit like a freight train once you pull out

>>509159009
It needs to be your best friends sister or it wont work trust me

>>509159009
I used to be this way but I was just a bitch

once your red blood starts pumping there's honestly nothing better than a fat latina slampig.

>>509159112
Thats why God invented friends

>>509158616 (OP)
salty milk and coins

>>509158616 (OP)
troon out

>>509158990
Afterwards youll look back at what a fag you were as you hop into your air conditioned car and buy real food from a professional chef

>>509159046
>>509158616 (OP)
Here's a great example of what I'm trying to say OP. If all these virgins are so hyper-intent on sex. Then why after most men bust a nut during sex. Do they stop?
Why do women complain that most men don't want to keep going, without using stimulants or chemicals?

It's because sex is just jerking. It's nice sometimes, most of the time though it just isn't worth it though. It's why most dudes depending on the day would rather jerk off than fuck their wife. When you get down to the nitty gritty of it. It's something boys aspire to and for. Something men look at as... well, it's there. More so in this era especially. It's also lost it's romanticism, paternal instincts, and nest building. So like more than half the equation is gone.

>>509158747
Feels like sex in a lucid dream but worse.

>>509159328
Everybody has to learn to cook eventually

Feels good, man. Feels even better when your relationship enables both of you to succeed. One day you realize somewhere along the line life hit easy-mode because of your relationship. You decide to start leaving it in and deal with the consequences. Then a few years later you have children who love you, a wife who respects you after seeing you persevere and succeed in providing for her and her children, and you realize you'll never be alone again.

Close the screen, go cultivate a social circle of friends based on mutual interests. Church, rock climbing, table top gaming, whatever, as long as it doesn't involve screens you're good. When you encounter a single girl in a social situation keep it together, be friendly, don't talk about niggers or jeets until she's pregnant, eventually you'll circle around each other like dogs smelling each other and if your butthole smells alluring she might let you smash. Make sure she's not retarded and you're good to go. Then you just have to be a man.

>>509160195
>Sex feels good man
It doesn't
>Because of having a good happy and stable relationship
Yes that itself can make sex good. Sex isn't that great by itself.

>>509158616 (OP)
It all depends who you do it with

>>509158616 (OP)
feels like realizing porn is not real, at all.

>>509158616 (OP)
>the real thing
sometimes post nut clarity will hit you so hard it will supersize you.
not all the times, but sometimes
not even funy

>>509158616 (OP)
So it's all you weak motherfuckers putting those "I wonder what pussy feels like" and "I'm tired of porn I want the real thing" thoughts into the feedback loop. Stay strong, no simping ffs.

>>509158878
whatever anon meant by this!
i have my interpretation and uh thats a good point

take hrt and become that gay frog jones wanted you to become

>>509158616 (OP)
Requires too much effort. If you are a Chad and get sex by just showing up, or better said the girls showing up for you, then yeah it's worth it. Otherwise no, too much effort, too much money spent, too much other things for too little reward.

>>509158616 (OP)
So many porn sick fools