Don't forget to tip the delivery driver

>>509167238 (OP)
Chicken heads

>>509167238 (OP)
Guys, how is sheboon pronounced?

>>509167527
"sheh-bow-en"

>>509167238 (OP)
Id pay them both to take turns sucking my dick while I was high as a motherfucker.

etargiM
Old breead

>>508954630

>>508954630

me'deenS

>>509167238 (OP)
I'd open that door and never tell a soul about what happened next.

>>509167495
this nigger bitch wants to get dicked down by the mexican toothpick dyel as the taco bell customer watch from drive through

>>509167527
she boon

>>509167238 (OP)
are they selling head door to door?

>>509167238 (OP)

>>509167238 (OP)
is this a robbery? what is this?
sad to know they almost certainly are diseased else I might take some head

>>509170282
why is boby wearing diapers?

>>509167527
It's spelled sheboon but it's pronounced nigger

>>509172224
boby is mud

>>509171982
Rain cat = wet pussy?

Looks like a gorilla cage at the zoo....

>>509167527
Like baboon, but "she" instead of "ba".

Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your “pol humor” threads. Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins will ever be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

May This Thread Be Blessed, In the name of the Leaf, the Sheikh and the stinky Pajeet Ameen.

>>509174618

>>509167238 (OP)

>>509170282
>Mexican goblin tries to open up the icebox
I guess he's eager for deporation?

>>509167238 (OP)
>meet the new neighbors!
>they’re so vibrant and sassy! I just love them!
>let’s take some selfies with our new neighbors so all our friends on facebook can see how enlightened and progressive we are.
>I bet we get TONS of likes.
>this is exciting!
>just being this close to oppression will open a lot of doors for us.
>they asked if they could borrow $20?
>that’s strange. we just met them.

Next day

>do they always yell like this?
>why do so many people come to visit them for so short a period of time?
>they must have a lot of friends.
>are they lighting a bbq grill inside their living room? Is that a kwanza tradition?
>they just came by to tell me they will pay me back the $20 tomorrow, but they said they needed to borrow $100 more to go get it. Apparently, someone named Ray-Ray is “holding” their money, and they owe them $100.
>do they ever wear bras?
>I can’t tell if that’s a different one, but we can be sure they have at least 3 pit bulls.

Next day

>have you seen my lawnmower? I must’ve misplaced it. I also can’t find my power tools. Where could I have put them?
>I just met Ray-Ray. Do you think we should let him borrow our car? He said it’s an emergency. He has to take his grandmother to the doctor. It sounds serious.
>The police just called. They wanted to make sure Ray-Ray was allowed to borrow the car. Can you believe how racist cops are? They even accused him of selling drugs. I told the officer that that’s impossible as he is taking his sick grandmother to the doctor.
>It’s so sad that young blacks are so targeted by the cops. You can’t get away the crime of being black in Anerikkka

Next day
>Rayray is just wonderful. He made some calls and one of his homeboys has a set almost identical to mine. he gave me an incredible deal.
>Rayray just accidentally shot and robbed me
>no, don’t call the cops. He’s already suffered enough. It was an accident.

>>509170282
Truly an interesting specimen. I would like to know more about the colossal baby.

>>509172224
He's trying to win by Connie by dressing as Cupid for Valentine's Day

>>509179172
Win back Connie*