Pic related is me and as you can clearly see im an Aryan Chad and not a twink. Shut the fuck up or im gonna come to your house and punch your lights out!

>>509170780 (OP)
I know this is bait but I still want to fuck your face.

>>509170908
Faggot

>>509170995
you dont know that unless you are a trannie

>>509170995
Feel free to say that with my dick in your mouth.

>>509170780 (OP)
swedes are twinks
polish are femboys
I didn't make the rules

>>509170780 (OP)
Bioengineered for BCC (big Chilean cock)
Ive literally fucked women who looked uglier LMAO

>>509170780 (OP)
You're cute, for a chad :3

>>509173048
This, the dogfucker is right

>>509170780 (OP)
You need to work out. Maybe spend some time in Scotland getting into fights

>>509170780 (OP)
>(1)
Ayy yo! Dis swigga saved it twice!!!

>>509173502
Did you see my shoulders?! I could take you and four of you chuds, all at the same time! Be very afraid

>>509170780 (OP)
She cute.

>>509170780 (OP)
What a cute twink

Here lads, never let me live it down

>>509173310
Stop embarrassing us, im saving our countries reputation

>>509173740
You wouldnt say that to my face!

>>509173683
Well I'm not.

>>509170780 (OP)
I'd fuck you.

>>509174000
Are you femoid?

>>509173433
I laughed so hard my chair broke. Fifth one this month.

>>509170780 (OP)
you are a gay ass nigger and you about to hit the twink wall of death
cope

>>509174109
Mongoloid and ugly bastard.
goosh goosh.

Okay you're a faggot feel better?

>>509174292
You are russian we know you ugly already

>>509170780 (OP)

>>509170780 (OP)
>Shut the fuck up or im gonna come to your house and punch your lights out!

Will Mohammed allow one of his wives to leave the home unsupervised?

>>509170780 (OP)
Based Swedebro. I respect you as a fellow man.

>>509170908
this is the original poster isn't it honestly i just feel sorry for you stuck in a prison of depraved mind constantly gooning never living i recommend you get a job something physical preferably

>>509170780 (OP)

>>509170908
You'll probably next feel love or touch another human in your life you sad piece of shit kek

>>509173683
Yeah you can take 4 men

>>509174753
Not gay, unlike Americans on this board

>>509173929
Shit, sorry. Mask on.

>>509174890
Dont act snarky lil irishboy or im gonna come over with my Viking ship to Ireland and show you whats up

>>509174932
It's not gay to fuck Swedish men up the asshole as long as he's cute

>>509175113
Good thing im handsome and not cute so you can go somewhere else lil muttboy

>>509170780 (OP)
Very good genes would let you marry cousins or sisters after a background check, my nephews would be cute as shit.

>>509173771
Is this the Swede twink blessing? Similar blessing that eternal leaf Canadians bless us with in every /pol/ humour thread?

>>509174932
Malding boykisser detected.

>>509170780 (OP)
Settle down twink. You’re making my cock rock hard. I want to tie you up and tickle your feet.

>>509173771
Rapeable

>>509170780 (OP)
You are wonderful I'm thinking you should befrukta more my good guy

>>509170780 (OP)
Stop being gay little twinks then. Shrimpl as.

>>509170780 (OP)
Wat is going on here, are ur arms freakishly long or is it that ur head are comically small? 6/10

>>509170780 (OP)
I have mad respect for Swedes. I just bought a Volvo so I’m especially keen on you lads of late. It’s an XC90. The thing is an engineering marvel. not in a flashy way. It’s engineered to near perfection in the ways that matter — the suspension, the drivetrain, the fit and finish of everything. It’s all so well done. I’m just super impressed. The more I drive it, the more I notice the subtle refinements that I can tell teams of really bright guys spent endless hours perfecting.

But my first good impression of Sweden was my bro in high school, Hans. He was an exchange student from Stockholm. His family was well to do. Anyway, we played soccer together. He was the next striker, I was right striker. He was so great at soccer we all marveled over it. He consistently got a hat trick in near every game — just a scoring machine. He would even fuck with us when we’d complement him. He’d be like, “guys, I’m like third string back home. I never get off the bench.”
I don’t know if that’s true or not, but he was phenom in north Georgia high school soccer in the early 90s. He not only scored on the pitch, that son of a bitch could pull the wool. you won’t believe this, but back in that day, girls had hair on their pussies. They also weren’t fucking sluts. So back then, seducing a girl was a big deal. And Hans was a sure enough ladies man. He was also witty as fuck. He really did have a sharp sense of humor.

I’ll tell you a little anecdote to prove it: at graduation, the exchange students would give a speech and thank the city, etc, etc. Hans told us the gag he was going to play on everyone so we on the inside would have a good laugh. At the end of his speech, he turned to the principal and said something like this
>dro hoat hallvetia. Denlav laburg denlavin
I just butchered the phrase to hell, but it’s supposed to mean “fuck you, you faggot ass faggot.”
Only Swedish words I know are profanity thanks to Hans
Godspeed, Hans!

>>509175634
>>509175860
Stop calling me a twink!

>>509176024
'no'

The lack of sunlight decreases you ability to produce testosterone. Blame god for making you all faggots.