How did we get here?

>how
jews and their relentless efforts to usurp host nations

>>509174227 (OP)
At this point it's better to just laugh I think.

>>509174377
Did your parents also decide to mutilate you at birth because a jew was obviously whispering in their ear?

>>509174461
How dare you disrespect our dear leader's promo fragrance, you little libtard snowflake, that's right cry some more!

Why do I suspect that it's made in China like all of his other merchandise?

You guys thought this fucker would drain the swamp kek

Imagine Obama or Bush jr. or Biden pulled this shit. Disgraceful.

>>509174227 (OP)
remember when some president sold his beloved peanut farm because it would be unethical to profit while in office... yeah.

>>509174227 (OP)
Trump hustling crap like Alex Jones snake oil nutraceuticals is the most ghetto shit I've ever seen.

>>509174227 (OP)
Imagine the stench

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114774905224497775

>>509174227 (OP)
>>509174461
he should legit be impeached for this. im in utter shock. how do i reverse my vote

>>509174227 (OP)
I'd be willing to give them a try if they're not grossly overpriced. Success and Empire are both above-average fragrances. Most "celebrity" fragrances are surprisingly good quality if somewhat unexciting.

>>509174777
>777
it would appear to be so

>>509175019
It’s really sad how far everything has fallen.

I get voting for Trump or at least not wanting Biden or Kamala in. But to still believe in him is just sad at this point.

>>509174227 (OP)
Trashy as fuck

>>509174227 (OP)
it smells like Epstein island

What a grifter

>>509174227 (OP)
>45-47
What did he mean by this?

Isn't it illegal for a president to make money while in office? Or sell shit?

>>509174227 (OP)
Donald Trump is the first president to truly understand how deeply stupid the Republican base is.

imagine the smell

Why do Trump’s products always look so tacky? It’s like something you’d find some Bengladashi peddling from a rug on a sidewalk in Manhattan.

That's pretty gay.
Trump fatigue?

>>509176689
because Trump is a nigger

>>509174227 (OP)
Whats the problem? Dont like smelling good?

>>509175746
You're thinking of jail.

>>509174227 (OP)
America voted in a snake oil salesman. Dont be surprised when you get sold snake oil, crypto currency, and phones made in china.

>>509174227 (OP)
wew

I will never forgive the boomer for voting for this absolute NIGGER into power. This is genuinely the worst thing ANY president has ever done. Worse than the nuclear bombing, worse than genocide, worse than slavery. He's turned this country into a fucking joke.

>>509174227 (OP)
It's kind of funny how I'm completely desensitized to how insanely bad and retarded this is.

>>509175721
45th and 47th president.

>>509175721
The dumb nigger still hasn't let go of the fact that he lost in the 2020 election and thinks that he was president for 3 terms i.e 45, 46, and 47.

>>509177039
Don't forget to use code RUDY20 for 20% off all items (Plus Shipping and Handling [this dick])

>>509174227 (OP)
Jewmp is a spiritual kike

>>509174227 (OP)
>How did we get here?
People kept calling the harbingers lamenting our transition to idiocracy reddit

>>509174227 (OP)
This one is great for everyday wear, at the office or a night on the town. Strictly spring or summertime though. Very masculine and clean.

>>509177314
I mean your trolling and this is very funny but I'm genuinely seething and kvetching over this BS. This man is a president of the US. Fucking embarressing.

>>509175721
The average IQ of his cultist supporters.

>>509174227 (OP)
Does trump spray this on his pee pee and butthole if he forgets to take a shower? Does it cover the smell?

This is just moronic. Why does the president of divided states of jewmerica debase himself like this? I can’t imagine Eisenhower or Kennedy being this cringey. Like fuck your fragrances kick out Mexicans that’s why I elected you fucker. And disband senate. And resurrect Roma Aeternas. Or fucking something beneficial to me and my totally reasonable expectations

>>509177401

Those who know, know.

>>509174227 (OP)

>>509177401
Only bitches wear perfume.

ODE DE TOILET

>>509177503
>Those who know, know.
Ah, a patrician I see

>>509174461
Yup. Got a chuckle from me. Vitamins and coffee next?

>>509177607
>Only bitches wear perfume.

>>509177411

The saddest part is that these fragrances will probably only net a couple hundred thousand dollars for Trump personally…..if you are going to grift, at least go big.

>>509175082
Even the design & letters on the box look all cheap

>>509174227 (OP)
Imagine the smell.

>>509177816
He's right desu.

>>509174227 (OP)
why

>>509177894
we call him orange nigger for a reason

Top notes mint basil cucumber citrus

Sounds like an artisanal lemonade in a cologne

I probably wouldn’t hate it, there are a few more like these already, I had one close to this except it has a coconut after scent similar to suntanning lotion

Any #fragheads here? How does this scent stack up?

>>509177401
No one asked

>>509174511
Seethe mohel. The goyim know, forever.

>>509177816
You probably smell like your boyfriends gross butthole

Fagget

>>509177993
>No one asked
Too bad, cope, seethe and dilate following strict doctors orders

>>509175082
>making a mockery of judaistic freemason position in a kike run empire
OH NO!

I think it just shows how jewish this country is

>>509177969
Yeah, this thread brought out a few of you faggots

>>509178019
>You probably smell like your boyfriends gross butthole
>
>Fagget
You forgot to mention BBC. Queers like yourself, kissless no pussy losers, seem to gravitate to that first. I applaud you for thinking about the smell of mens assholes first though.

>>509178036
you are clearly a homosexual, nothing you say matters

I can't get over this...
how can somebody be too stupid to steal money in US government office after 10 years

>>509177847
He already did that with the Trump coin. He has all the money he could ever want or need. I really don't even understand the point of this other than it being a humiliation ritual.

>>509178209
>you are clearly a homosexual, nothing you say matters
Take a bath jeet

>>509174227 (OP)

bros it really is real. This nigga is the living embodiment of capitalism.
>doesn't take bribes
>isn't a shill
>doesn't profit from his position

No. This nigga just came in, riled up the fags, the trannies, the leftists, and the democrats. And how does he celebrate his triumph? Bro just puts out a bunch of cheap merchandise that people will eat up because he's just that BASED.

Best. President. Ever.

>>509174227 (OP)
Who is the target demographic for these Trump products?

>>509174227 (OP)
45-47
beyond the obvious, what does it mean in kabbalah?
any jewanon who can do the needful and crack the code?

>>509178309
>Who is the target demographic for these Trump products?
Patriots that like guitars that tune good, like to smell like a man, and has a few Trump coins jiggling in their perfectly ironed slacks.

>>509177816
You know I'm right.
Bitch.

>>509178392
>You know I'm right.
>Bitch.
Jeez, go murder a prostitute or something you societal fuckup

>>509174227 (OP)
There has to be someone who collects all these Trump products, if not, i am gonna do it as hobby.

The American Dream

>>509178370
my savings are in melania

>>509178476
I bet you wear jewelry too to try to sleaze your way into some hag roastie cooz.

>>509178567
>I bet you wear jewelry too to try to sleaze your way into some hag roastie cooz.
You sure are big mad over colognes. What are your thoughts on soap?

>>509174227 (OP)
>elect a heap of spiritual and literal kikes.
>act surprised when one uses public office to gain shekels other than by insider trading.
Not a serious country.

>>509178309
Broke shitheads who dabble in politics only when something of interest happens in them.

>>509178309

If you have horse paste in your medicine cabinet, you are highly likely to also have the fine Trump Victory fragrance.

>>509178612
Unscented. Only after physical exertion, otherwise water is enough. I'm not a nigger so I don't stink naturally.

>>509174227 (OP)
militant liberal women are going to rule 34 the fuck out of those bottles

>>509174777
>Why do I suspect that it's made in China like all of his other merchandise?
>China

>>509174227 (OP)
These retarded mongs think people actually want this shit.

>>509174227 (OP)
this image struck me as ridiculous. i dont know why but i just thought, this is the president of the united states.

>>509177440
Ernest makes america laugh again

>>509174227 (OP)
It's photoshopped.

>>509178969

The red hat never looked as ridiculous as it looked there.

>>509178728
>Unscented. Only after physical exertion, otherwise water is enough. I'm not a nigger so I don't stink naturally.
Oh, I bet you hit the gym a lot. Probably the apex predator there too I'd imagine. Your steely eagle eyed gaze washes across the gym floor as the other gym bros look at the floor to try and make themselves small as to not attract your attention. After doing 50 reps of 300lbs on each bicep and a couple hundred squats, you're ready to hit the shower. You saunter into the shower room and rip your clothes off, revealing your flaccid yet girthy 12 incher. You lather up with your unscented soap that you make yourself out of pig fat that you harvest from each kill, washing away the days grit and grime. You dry off and put on your sweatsuit, cause only faggots wear pants and shirts, and jump into your Dodge Mega Cab RAM 3500, fire it up, put on some Metallica, and roll coal right the fuck out of that shit ass parking lot into the awaiting night.

>>509174227 (OP)
Why are they always so fucking tucky.

through allowing full-blown mongoloids to vote

>>509177530
That movie should have been called The Prophecy instead.

just bring back the pants pooper

>>509177401
>>509177503

>>509174227 (OP)
First he sold these overpriced sneakers and now he's selling perfume. Trump is a confirmed nigger.

>>509174227 (OP)

WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH WHEN SPEAKING ABOUT THE PRESENT!

>>509174227 (OP)
MAGAtards unironically love this slop*.

*55% of all profits go to Israel

>>509174227 (OP)
I’m the target demographic for this product

>>509174227 (OP)
I want to know what it smells like so i can laugh my ass off at the lame ass boomers I smell wearing it.

What does it smell like? Well done steak?

>>509174227 (OP)
Shouldn't it be "Victory 45, 47" using a dash makes it sounds like ceding the 2020 election was a win for Trump when actually it was a big fucking loss and by not challenging it he set the country back into the dark ages.

>>509174227 (OP)
DRUMPF IS SO FULL OF HIMSELF THAT THE FRAGRANCE FOR WOMEN IS A MAN TOO.
you deserve this narcicistic president you narcicistic dumb fucks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig446isvXlI

>>509178309

boomers, obviously. How many fucking twenty-year olds you know are dropping a quarter of a rack on cologne?

>>509179340
It really should. They were far too conservative in their predictions, though.

>>509174227 (OP)
Laughing @ all of the Euros and other primates in this thread. Trump is epic. His legacy will age well

>>509174227 (OP)
Bundle with the trump phone when?

>>509179714
Boomer desperation

>>509174883
>>509175566

Trump released two Solana memecoins on a shitty exchange anyone with about $200 could do. Why on earth would these be any better quality than gas station piss?

Smells like Bigfoot’s dick

>>509174227 (OP)
Trump does this shit all the time. My favorite was his MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT back in 22 after he stopped posting for a while.

LMAO AT ALL OF THE GAY NIGGERS IN THIS THREAD THAT WEAR PERFUME

>>509179081
ive always liked the red hat but it just seemed so undignified and out of place under the circumstances. the first time i have seen him wearing it and thought, take that off, show some respect for the office and this moment in history.

Reporters should go around asking Trump's admin team, like Vance, if they are using Trump's Fragrance to show support

>>509178222
He has the instinct to grift. He can't help it.

>>509174227 (OP)
Trumps entire presidency is one massive grift

>>509175512
Kek as if his crypto groftvwasnt enough before you voted?

>>509178789
The last time I was in Trump Tower, Oct 2023, the Trump hats said Made in USA. Didn't think to look at the jackets.

>>509174227 (OP)

>>509180906
its a really good way to make money. if you're so smart how come you didn't know that?

How long until we see the Trump gacha mobile game

>>509174227 (OP)
people are going to be so pissed hahah

>>509179520
Dont forget his shit ass Boost Mobile nigger phone.

>>509174461
You laugh while I look and smell good. Typical nigger

>>509174227 (OP)
46-47 logo ruined it as a graphic designer

>>509174227 (OP)
That spray better come from his ass

>>509175082
He has watches too.

>>509174227 (OP)
Is it legal for a sittinf president of the US to shill his smart phones, dildos and after shaves like this?

>>509174227 (OP)
eau du jew dick

>>509174227 (OP)
I don't know what my favorite Trump grift is; It could be when he said "I have a big announcment to make" before shilling some awful playing card NFTs. It could be when he started selling bibles like a scummy door to door salesman. It could even be him selling perfume! There are just so many choices!

>>509174227 (OP)
I see nothing wrong.

>be trump
>already a billionaire (in RE assets)
>already made a fuckton from DJT stock and trumpcoin
>still needs to shill another product
wtf

>>509174227 (OP)
It's the same thing in both bottles.

>>509177816
faggot

>>509186452
Like Walter White, it stops being about being a necessity to survive and more about the thrill of doing it to feel alive.

>>509174227 (OP)
Is this even legal???

>>509178222
its all part of the great reset, they want to nake people lose faith intheir countries/leaders

Not as epic as selling GOYa canned food from the Oval Office

>post shitty trump cologne on political board
>fragrance general idiots come out of the woodwork to circlejerk
wear deodorant and carry some random essential oil around. pridefags cope.

>>509175512
they should have never forced biden to drop out of the race

>merchandising potus
this is genuinely a very bad signal, you can see why he gets along with juden so well, they may not have even needed to blackmail him

>>509174227 (OP)
Kek, the jews knew exactly what they were doing by choosing this psychotic egomaniac to be the "resistance". He's so easy to control given his top priority is his own perceived legacy.

>>509175600
Anybody that believes in any kind of politician, billionaire, or royalty has lost the plot completely.

>>509174227 (OP)
entrepreneurial spirit is what makes america great

the only objection here is not making a commemorative warp speed line perfume

great success, tremendous achievement, scent of winning

>>509174227 (OP)
Trump's an absolute genius, and he knows how to work a crowd. He's like those social media people who do the most cringe things, or trick people with clickbait, and people still give views, share, and talk about it, even if it's negative. I truly admire his ability to have the half of America who hate his guts give him as much or more attention than the half that love him. I wish I could buy a MAGA hat here, but something-something not allowed because of politics.

>>509174227 (OP)
what's new? did you fags forget about his NFT cards scam he did when he lost to Biden? he's been doing this kind of stuff forever, and it says a lot about who he really is, and that before he got to politics he used to do other scams in the construction business
Trump is a snakes oil salesman and he convinced americans to make him a president, TWICE.
Everyone knew that he fucked children on Epstein island and that he loved cut jewish dicks years and years ago yet you fags voted for him twice. and now you have a clown president that russians and mossad has dirt on and easily control him. truly the dumbest nation on earth

>>509188832
they run him against women so US has no choice. Any other man would have won.

>>509174461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UAbdSufCIM

I hate this timeline.

>>509188832
Don't forget the billion dollar crypto RUGPULL that he did

>>509189839
Whenever Israel is in some deep shit now they just run Zion Don against a woman and Zion Don wins.

>>509174227 (OP)

> How did we get here?

Your people voted again for the guy that sold beans in the resolute desk in his first term.

>>509174227 (OP)
hard pass, donnie

>>509174883

>>509190287
>Goya
Honestly can you really blame them for rubbing it in at this point though?

>>509174227 (OP)
How is this fucker not in jail?

>>509177440
This is true.

>>509175019
>>509175600
Jimmy Carter advertised his brother's beer company, faggots

>>509174227 (OP)
>"When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become king; the palace becomes a circus"
-old Turkish proverb

>>509175019
No one cares what third world spics think. If you had any shame, your countrymen wouldn't be illegally immigrating to America

>>509190607
but she didn't haggle me to buy
shoes
guitars
phones
chink cologne
hats
flags
pens
golf memberships
buttcoins

Its like those mexicans that come to you selling stuff to tourists is cringe af

>>509177530
Comacho was at least smart enough to put someone semi competent in charge of things

>>509174227 (OP)
Well, you see, we entered clown world, and then we decided to accelerate. And the problem was, well, clown world, it just doesn't end. You can't accelerate your way out of clown world. It's clowns all the way down.

what sort of man wears fragrances?
gay men
men with stinky poop dicks and leaky buttholes

>>509174227 (OP)
Trump is just a humble fragrance merchant.

>>509174227 (OP)
Does it smell like kike jizm?

>>509174227 (OP)
he's a jew

>>509190461
stonks are up update your shit.

smells like trillions of debt
lmao